The Road to El Dorado Quotes

The Road to El Dorado is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Road to El Dorado stopped airing in 1970.

It features Brook Breton, and Bonne Radford as producer, and Hans Zimmer; John Powell in charge of musical score.

The Road to El Dorado is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Road to El Dorado is 89 minutes long. The Road to El Dorado is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Rosie Perez as Chel, Kevin Kline as Tulio, Kenneth Branagh as Miguel, Armand Assante as Tzekel-Kan, Jim Cummings as Cortes, and Edward James Olmos as Chief.

The Road to El Dorado Quotes

Kenneth Branagh as Miguel

• (Tuilo) "All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those -- one of those longboats -- and then, we -- row back to Spain like there's no mañana."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Back to Spain, yeah?"
• (Tuilo) "Yeah."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "In -- a rowboat."
• (Tuilo) "Yeah."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Great. Sensational. That's your plan, is it?"
• (Tuilo) "That's -- pretty much it, yeah."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Well, I like it. So, how do we get on deck?"
• (Tuilo) "In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those -- longboats --"

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this?"
• (Kevin Kline) "The horse is a surprise --"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Any -- regrets?"
• (Kevin Kline) "You mean besides dying? Yeah. I never -- had enough -- gold."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "My regret, besides dying is -- our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us."
• (Kevin Kline) "Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you -- made my life -- an adventure."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life -- rich."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "I am Miguel."
• (Kevin Kline) "And I am Tulio."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "And they call us Miguel and Tulio."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Oh, come on."
• (Kevin Kline) "I'm not coming on."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "You don't think -- Cortes could have got here before us and --"
• (Kevin Kline) "And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The scoundrel."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "I have BEEN around boats, believe me. And that, uhm, the -- pointy, tall -- uhm -- the long up and down thingy --"
• (Edward James Olmos) "The mast?"

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Look. El Dorado. The city of gold. This could be our destiny. Our fate."
• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio. Tulio, we've done it."
• (Kevin Kline) "Is that the map?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "It's all right here."
• (Kevin Kline) "You still have the map ?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "The whistling rock. The stream."
• (Kevin Kline) "You kept the map but you couldn't manage to grab a little more FOOD?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Even those mountains. You said it yourself, it could be possible, and it is. It really is the map to El Dorado."
• (Kevin Kline) "You drank sea water, didn't you?"

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Pff. What makes you think we need your help?"
• (Rosie Perez) "Kkh Kkh. Are you serious?"

• (Kenneth Branagh) "So how's the, uh -- how's the escape plan coming?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Wait. I'm getting something."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "We'll follow that trail."
• (Kevin Kline) "What trail?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "The trail that we blaze."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "THAT trail that we blaze --"

• (Kenneth Branagh) "Altivo. Hey, Altivo. You want the nice apple? Come and get it. But, you have to do a trick for me first. All you have to do, is find a pry bar. It's a long piece of metal with a hooky thing at the end."
• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel, you're talking to a horse."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar."
• (Kevin Kline) "Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar". He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand --"
• (Kevin Kline) "Well -- it's not a pry bar."

• (Kenneth Branagh) "You fight like my sister."
• (Kevin Kline) "I've fought your sister. That's a compliment."

Kevin Kline as Tulio

• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel, he's a ruthless war-horse, not a poodle."

• (Kevin Kline) "I don't like this."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio, we've got to do something."
• (Kevin Kline) "Stop. This is not a proper tribute."
• (Armand Assante) "You do not want the tribute?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um -- Tulio, tell him."
• (Kevin Kline) "The stars are not in position for this tribute."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Like he said. Stars --. Can't do it -- Not today."

• (Kevin Kline) "I'm not sure I can trust you."
• (Rosie Perez) "I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?"

• (Kevin Kline) "What is the object of this game pray tell ?"
• (Rosie Perez) "You gotta knock the ball through the hoop."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "What hoop?"
• (Rosie Perez) "That hoop."

• (Kevin Kline) "I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death."
• (Kevin Kline) "But not with that."

• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one."

• (Kevin Kline) "Wait a minute, new plan: we find the city of gold, we take the gold, and THEN we row back to Spain."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "And buy Spain."

• (Kevin Kline) "We are working a con, walking the razor's edge. On one side, gold. On the other side --"
• (Kevin Kline) "-- painful, agonizing failure."

• (Kevin Kline) "Did any of the supplies make it?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Um, well, yes and no."
• (Kevin Kline) "Oh, great."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Hey, Tulio, look on the positive side: at least things can't get --"
• (Kevin Kline) "Excuse me, were you about to say "worse"?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "No."
• (Kevin Kline) "No? You're sure?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Definitely not, I'm going to revise that whole thing."
• (Kevin Kline) "Yeah. We are at least in a rowboat."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "We are in a rowboat."

• (Kevin Kline) "Well, it was nice working with you, partner."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio, I just want you to know -- I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona."

• (Kevin Kline) "Holy Ship."

• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel and Tulio."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio and Miguel."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Mighty and powerful Gods."
• (Rosie Perez) "Hello."

• (Kevin Kline) "Any last words?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "I will cut you to ribbons."
• (Kevin Kline) "Fool. Such mediocrity. Let your sword do the talking."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "I will, it will be loquacious to a fault."

• (Kevin Kline) "Look, change of plans. We have to grab what we can and go."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "What? Why?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Because the High Priest is NUTS."

• (Kevin Kline) "Miguel wake up. We found it."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "We did? Where?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Here."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "What, behind the rock?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Nope, here."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "But, but -- give me that."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "I -- this -- can't be --"
• (Kevin Kline) "Apparently, "El Dorado" is native for -- GREAT -- BIG -- ROCK."
• (Kevin Kline) "But I'll tell you what: I'm feeling generous today, so you can have my share."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "You don't think that -- that Cortes could've gotten here before us and -- and --"
• (Kevin Kline) "And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The SCOUNDREL."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Tulio. We -- we've got to think about this, I -- I mean we come all this way and --"
• (Kevin Kline) "Get -- on -- the horse."
• (Kevin Kline) "No, no, no, not with the face. Stop."

• (Kevin Kline) "Do you mind?"
• (Rosie Perez) "No."

• (Kevin Kline) "All in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Aye."

• (Kevin Kline) "Come on, baby. Papa needs that crappy map."

Rosie Perez as Chel

• (Rosie Perez) "Go ahead, I'll cover for you."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Oh, good. Thanks."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "So, what happened to Altivo?"
• (Rosie Perez) "I don't know."
• (Kevin Kline) "-- Hey. What happened to Miguel?"
• (Rosie Perez) "I don't know."
• (Kevin Kline) "Oh my God. He's gone. Miguel's gone, he's loose. What am I gonna do."
• (Kevin Kline) "Ah, oh-ho no, no."

• (Rosie Perez) "Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Hey -- how'd you get those?"
• (Kenneth Branagh) "WHERE was she KEEPING them?"

• (Rosie Perez) "Hello --"
• (Kevin Kline) "Get back mortal."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Beware the wrath of the Gods. Be Gone. Kkh kkh."
• (Kevin Kline) "Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt."
• (Rosie Perez) "Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it."

Jim Cummings as Cortes

• (Jim Cummings) "My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "All right. Cuba."

• (Jim Cummings) "My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Alright. Cuba."

Armand Assante as Tzekel-Kan

• (Armand Assante) "My Lord? Hello?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Whoa."
• (Rosie Perez) "Oh no no the high priest what is he going to think when he sees a god with me?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Uh, Lucky god?"
• (Rosie Perez) "Go go go"

• (Armand Assante) "I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are not Gods."
• (Kevin Kline) "You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Hey, it was his stupid plan."
• (Kevin Kline) "My plan was that we should lie low. But your plan was to run off. And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God.""
• (Kenneth Branagh) "That's not true."
• (Kevin Kline) "No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "At least I'm not dating mine."
• (Kevin Kline) "I --. Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had just listened to me."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Well, now you have all the precious gold and Chel. So what do you need me for?"
• (Kevin Kline) "Well, maybe I don't need you anymore."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Fine. So why don't you just go back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll both get what we want."
• (Kevin Kline) "That's fine with me, pal."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "Fine with me too."
• (Kevin Kline) "Fine."
• (Kenneth Branagh) "All RIGHT."

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