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The Ringbanger Quotes

The Ringbanger is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Ringbanger stopped airing in 1970.

The Ringbanger Quotes

  • (Father Mulcahy) "Colonel Blake, are you busy?"
  • (Henry Blake) "No -- I'm telling this mian's fortune by reading his bowels."
  • (Frank Burns) "I love it here."
  • (Col. Potter) "Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one."
  • (Frank Burns) "Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?"
  • (Klinger) "It's spring, sir."
  • (Frank Burns) "It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him."
  • (Hawkeye) "Insanity is just a state of mind"
  • (Trapper) "They got a lot of guts."
  • (Hawkeye) "And they keep serving them."
  • (Father Mulcahy) "Here you go kids -- just something to read on the way."
  • (Hawkeye) "If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere."
  • (Frank Burns) "We're making real progress."
  • (Hawkeye) "I can tell. You have a Korean accent."
  • (B.J.) "Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?"
  • (Father Mulcahy) "You'd be surprised what a priest can get away with."
  • (Dr. Sidney Freedman) "I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist."
  • (Hawkeye) "How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention, all personnel -- the wounded you've all been waiting for has finally arrived in person -- report to the Big Top immediately; the circus is about to begin."
  • (Colonel Flagg) "I could kill you with one finger."
  • (Henry Blake) "Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?"
  • (Radar) "One of us has to."
  • (Radar) "I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better."
  • (B.J.) "No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing."
  • (Hawkeye) "We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention all personnel. Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning -- And midnight has been canceled."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention all personnel. Due to the shortage of oil and wood, tonight's movie will be burned at 1800."
  • (Margaret) "Oh, Frank. You're so above average."
  • (Frank Burns) "Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention, all personnel; this is your wake-up call."
  • (Trapper) "How should I know? I dropped out of school to become a doctor."
  • (Frank Burns) "Margaret, can't we please talk about this?"
  • (Margaret) "Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee."
  • (Frank Burns) "I know I'm a real asset."
  • (Hawkeye) "You're only off by two letters."
  • (Klinger) "Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters."
  • (Charles) "I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car."
  • (Hawkeye) "Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour."
  • (Henry Blake) "You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you."
  • (Hawkeye) "If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover."
  • (Frank Burns) "Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy."
  • (Margaret) "We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many."
  • (Frank Burns) "I know, darling, and I love being both of us."
  • (Radar) "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke."
  • (Hawkeye) "I'm too frightened to be scared."
  • (Colonel Flagg) "You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me."
  • (Frank Burns) "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?"
  • (Radar) "Will Scotch be all right for everybody, sir?"
  • (Henry Blake) "Yeah, fine, Radar; perfect."
  • (Radar) "Uh, I ran out of ice sir, so I used bourbon."
  • (Charles) "Live. That's an order."
  • (Charles) "Where is that Lebanese mongoose?"
  • (Trapper) "I've never met a nurse that didn't register."
  • (Margaret) "Act like a man, you sniveling twerp."
  • (Radar) "Sir, there's someone waiting to see you."
  • (Henry Blake) "I was born with someone waiting to see me."
  • (Hawkeye) "Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?"
  • (B.J.) "Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in."
  • (Frank Burns) "You disgust me."
  • (Hawkeye) "You're right, Frank -- I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting."
  • (Frank Burns) "Spontaneity has its time and its place."
  • (Charles) "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention, all personnel; incoming wounded. Out of the frying pan and into the O.R."
  • (Henry Blake) "Boy, those two poops are gonna drive me dippy."
  • (Trapper) "Take a walk, Frank."
  • (Hawkeye) "Yeah, take a major walk."
  • (Hawkeye) "Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?"
  • (Hawkeye) "War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."
  • (Father Mulcahy) "How do you figure, Hawkeye?"
  • (Hawkeye) "Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?"
  • (Father Mulcahy) "Sinners, I believe."
  • (Hawkeye) "Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them; little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
  • (Cpl. Igor Straminsky) "See these fresh oranges? They don't grow on trees, you know."
  • (Frank Burns) "I wonder if I can say something useful?"
  • (Trapper) "I often wonder that too, Frank."
  • (Radar) "Sir, I was just crossing the compound when --"
  • (Frank Burns) "I have no interest in the compound."
  • (Klinger) "He has no compound-interest."
  • (Frank Burns) "Why don't you guys like me?"
  • (Hawkeye) "Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person."
  • (Frank Burns) "Aside from that."
  • (B.J.) "Well, there's your pimples."
  • (Frank Burns) "My pores won't close."
  • (Hawkeye) "Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you."
  • (Unnamed) "Attention, all personnel; we interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare."
  • (Frank Burns) "The men hate me, don't they?"
  • (Radar) "Just your guts, sir."
  • (Frank Burns) "I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two pagans."
  • (Margaret) "They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes."
  • (Hawkeye) "Margaret, I'm honored, touched -- and aroused."
  • (Dr. Sidney Freedman) "You're a tribute to man's endurance. A monument to hope in size 12 pumps. I hope you do get out someday. There would be a battalion of men in hoop skirts right behind you."
  • (Colonel Lambert) "Honest, true blue as the day is long, and about as interesting as a five-pound bag of fertilizer."
  • (Henry Blake) "Frank, whatever it is, just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it."
  • (Frank Burns) "Attention all Allied personnel. There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one."
  • (Hawkeye) "Very good, Frank."
  • (B.J.) "They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem."
  • (Hawkeye) "Blow in my ear."
  • (Margaret) "What?"
  • (Hawkeye) "I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out."
  • (Unnamed) "Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today."
  • (Col. Potter) "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today."
  • (Frank Burns) "That's not my department, sir; intelligence is something I try to avoid."
  • (Col. Potter) "Y'know, I had a still, on Guam. One night, it blew up."
  • (Col. Potter) "That's how I got my Purple Heart."
  • (Frank Burns) "This is the last straw."
  • (Hawkeye) "Remind me to order more straws."
  • (Unnamed) "Hear ye, Hear ye, it's 0700 and all is hell. Incoming wounded, folks."
  • (Col. Potter) "The General answers his own phone. Must be a Unitarian."
  • (Charles) "Hunnicutt, I've known a lot of people in my life. You are not among them."
  • (Hawkeye) "Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch."
  • (Henry Blake) "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?"
  • (Radar) "Oh, nobody does, sir."
  • (Henry Blake) "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."

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