The Rickshank Rickdemption Quotes

The Rickshank Rickdemption is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Rickshank Rickdemption completed its run in 1970.

The Rickshank Rickdemption Quotes

• (Rick Sanchez) "Not so fast, Morty. You heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on, Morty; just you and me; and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me."
• (Morty Smith) "Okay, take it easy, Rick. T-T-That's dark."
• (Rick Sanchez) "Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different; no more Dad, Morty."
• (Morty Smith) "Oh, geez."
• (Rick Sanchez) "He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home. without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, You're gonna deny it. and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty. And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty, forever. And I'll, I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty."
• (Morty Smith) "What are you talking about?"
• (Rick Sanchez) "Because that's what this is all about, Morty."
• (Morty Smith) "Szechuan?"
• (Rick Sanchez) "That's my one-armed man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was fake. I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce."
• (Morty Smith) "McNuggets?"
• (Rick Sanchez) "I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty. That's my series arc, Morty."
• (Morty Smith) "What the hell?"
• (Rick Sanchez) "If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty."
• (Morty Smith) "What are you talking about, Rick?"
• (Rick Sanchez) "That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty. Season; Nine more seasons, Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. What is that? For 97 more years, Morty. I want that McNugget sauce, Morty."

• (Citadel Commander-in-chief) "D-99, this is the commander in chief of the Citadel's militia."
• (Rick Sanchez) "Good enough."
• (Citadel Commander-in-chief) "He's a spy. Blow him up. I'm gonna go take a s***."

• (Rick Sanchez) "-- How do you plead?"
• (Morty Smith) "How is this a fair trial? Our laywer is a Morty."
• (Rick Sanchez) "It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here 'cause he's fun. Look at him go. Ha ha ha ha."

• (Rick Sanchez) "Rick: "Oh god, oh god, they'll use it as an excuse to strip away our freedoms.""

• (Summer Smith) "Summer: "We're miserable Morty. There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel tower.""

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