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The Return of Jafar Quotes

The Return of Jafar is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Return of Jafar ended its run in 1970.

It features Tad Stones, and Alan Zaslove as producer, and Mark Watters in charge of musical score.

The Return of Jafar is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Return of Jafar is 69 minutes long. The Return of Jafar is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Jonathan Freeman as Jafar, Gilbert Gottfried as Iago, and Liz Callaway as Princess Jasmine.

The Return of Jafar Quotes

Gilbert Gottfried as Iago

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I've got sand in places I didn't even know I had."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Spare me your prattling, Iago. Are we out yet?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "'Are we out yet? Are we out yet?' Yes, we're out."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Crazy talk. Why do I keep getting hooked up with these warped people ?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Shouldn't somebody ask what the brave parrot wants to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just let your conscience be your guide."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Conscience? Never had one. Never."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace again quicker than you can say "Easy Street.""
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Aladdin -- kid -- finally -- got free -- of -- Jafar."
  • (Unnamed) "Iago. What are you doing here?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me --"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Ah. Hey, I meant gentle-like."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, yeah. Bein' one of the good guys has his advantages. Ahh, advisor to Aladdin, the new grand vizier. And when Aladdin becomes Sultan, that will make me the grand vizier. Only I'm not gonna blow it like that idiot Jafar. I'll never have to stand in his shadow again."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Awk."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Jafar."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Buddy?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Reality check: Jafar is large and in charge."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "The street rat is living in the palace now? Aah. That does it. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair."

Jonathan Freeman as Jafar

  • (Jonathan Freeman) "You will now release me --. so that I may have my revenge."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "You know somethin'? You're nothing without me."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "What?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Who comes up with all the good ideas? ME. Who does all the work? ME."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "You shall never have my lamp, and there is no one to save you this time."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Hey, Jafar. Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Good help is so hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wait -- how do I know that these things won't disappear once I set you free?"
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "The more pressing question is, how will you stay alive if you don't?"
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Iago -- you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies. Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly predictable. A villain through and through."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Men cower at the power in my pinky / My thumb is number one on every list. But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible / put me to the test / I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker"."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend. It's not enough that we simply destroy Aladdin. After all, there are things so much worse than death."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "My lamp. NOOOOOOOOOO."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Poor, sweet baby. Aren't we enjoying our wish?"
  • (Unnamed) "Noooo --"
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Perhaps you wish me to return you to the desert?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeeeees --."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Then well --"
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "That was two wishes. Take your time with the third."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Or you will wish you had never been born."
  • (Unnamed) "HAHAHAHA. Who's laughing now?"
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Hahahahaa."
  • (Jonathan Freeman) "Why, I believe it's me."
  • (Unnamed) "Argh."

Liz Callaway as Princess Jasmine

  • (Unnamed) "He's big, he's blue. He's BACK."
  • (Unnamed) "Genie."
  • (Liz Callaway) "You came back."
  • (Unnamed) "Ooh. Ah. Oh, watch the sunburrrrrrrn."
  • (Unnamed) "Aha. Kidding. Did ya miss me? Be honest."
  • (Unnamed) "Take care of these, my great mammal."
  • (Unnamed) "And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha. How did you survive?"
  • (Unnamed) "I; I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "How very convenient."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the truth. Why won't you believe me?"
  • (Liz Callaway) "Because we know you're lying."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Liz Callaway) "I found this in your room."
  • (Liz Callaway) "My father's turban; slashed."
  • (Unnamed) "You can't think;."
  • (Liz Callaway) "I thought you loved me, but now I see that all you wanted to do was rule Agrabah."
  • (Unnamed) "I never wanted;."
  • (Liz Callaway) "He shall die at dawn; for the murder of my father."
  • (Unnamed) "Jasmine, please."
  • (Unnamed) "You're in my hands now, street RAT."
  • (Unnamed) "Make room for the picnic boys."
  • (Liz Callaway) "They already left, Genie."
  • (Unnamed) "Without us?"
  • (Unnamed) "Without us?"
  • (Unnamed) "No problem, I'll catch up in a flash."
  • (Liz Callaway) "Wait. Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with father to patch things up."
  • (Unnamed) "You know what this means, monkey boy? More food for us."
  • (Liz Callaway) "How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Hey. Do I insult your mother?"

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