The Return of Chef Quotes

The Return of Chef is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Return of Chef ended its run in 1970.

The Return of Chef Quotes

• (Unnamed) "We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us, We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

• (Super Adventure Club Head Explorer) "That's what the Super Adventure Club does."
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "We travel the world and have sex with children."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, what else would we do?"

• (Unnamed) "Wait, maybe he's still alive, they say that just after you die --"
• (Unnamed) "Alright, let's go."

• (Darth Chef) "Hello there, children. How would you like my Salisbury Steak?"
• (Super Adventure Club Head Explorer) "Oh, yes."
• (Darth Chef) "And then for dessert, you can suck on my chocolate salty balls."
• (Super Adventure Club Head Explorer) "Oh, you mean like candy?"
• (Darth Chef) "No, I mean my balls."
• (Super Adventure Club Head Explorer) "Yes. Yes. YES."

• (Unnamed) "Oh my god, they killed Chef."
• (Unnamed) "You Bastards. You bastards."

• (Unnamed) "Hello there, children."
• (The Boys) "Hey Chef."
• (Unnamed) "How's it going?"
• (Unnamed) "Good."
• (Unnamed) "Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?"
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me?"
• (Unnamed) "Come on, children. You're my sexual fantasy. Let's all make sweet love."
• (Unnamed) "Chef? Are you okay?"
• (Unnamed) "I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, what are you saying?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children."
• (Unnamed) "WHAT?"

• (Unnamed) "Doctor, do you have children?"
• (Psychiatrist) "Yes, I do."
• (Unnamed) "Do y'all sodomizes your childrens too?"

• (Unnamed) "Chef, the police are asking questions about you."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, really? Well, let's all go home and make love."
• (Unnamed) "No, Chef. We don't want to make love to you."
• (Unnamed) "Kenny, how'd you like to sodomize my black ass?"
• (Unnamed) "Chef. Chef, you need to get out of here before you get arrested, all right?"
• (Unnamed) "I specializes in your asshole, Kyle."

• (Psychiatrist) "What was Chef's favorite activity before it was having sex with children?"
• (Unnamed) "Having sex with women."

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