The Ren and Stimpy Show Quotes

The Ren & Stimpy Show is a Comedy that was first aired in 1991 on Nickelodeon. The Ren &amp ended its run in 1995.

The Ren & Stimpy Show lasted 5 seasons and 52 episodes. It features John Kricfalusi, and Billy West doing voices. The Ren & Stimpy Show is executive produced by Vanessa Coffey, and Mary Harrington. The Ren & Stimpy Show is created by John Kricfalusi; Jim Smith; Bob Camp; Lynne Naylor.

The Ren & Stimpy Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show is 22 minutes long. The Ren & Stimpy Show is produced by Spümcø, and Nickelodeon Animation Studio. Spinoffs for this show include Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon".

The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes

• (Ren) "YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY."

• (Stimpy) "Nosey, Nosey, Nosey. We saw you on TV."
• (Ren) "So we burned it."

• (Ren) "Hello, Scab Union? I need another replacement. No, send them all over. I'll pick my own scabs from now on."

• (Ren) "Don't listen to him, he's a good guy but not quite right in the head"
• (Fire Chief) "I've known fellas like that"

• (George Liquor) "Hey. Whose trash is that?"
• (Ren) "Stimpy, move your butt. It's a higher mammal."
• (George Liquor) "Keep out of my trash. I'm telling you for the last time. A man works hard for his filth just to have vagrants come and steal it. It's a crying shame."

• (Stimpy) "That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout."
• (Ren) "Organized ignorance, eh?"

• (Unnamed) "Call the Police --"

• (Unnamed) "Thou doth possess a great wealth of ignorance."

• (Stimpy) "Ren? Ren?"
• (Ren) "What EEZ IT, man?"

• (Ren) "All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks."
• (Stimpy) "I can't. I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me."
• (Ren) "When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?"
• (Stimpy) "All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks."
• (Ren) "You stupid idiot. You filthy worm. You bloated sack."

• (Pixie Stimpy) "Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?"
• (Pixie Ren) "Dew drop dead."

• (Ren) "You. You and your fan mail, Mr. Fan Club. Everyone love you, don't they? Well, guess what the mailman brought for you today? Nothing. This letter's for me. You, they have forgotten. Now it is me they love. It is I who am most loved. It is I who shall rule. You see? This is the proof that you are finished."
• (Ren) "Listen. Listen to what it says. "Dear Ren:; That's me, that's me.; You are my favorite TV star." Are you getting this?"
• (Ren) "It's me they love. I am king. "When I grow up, I want to be just like you." How about that?"
• (Ren) "A man with some ambition. "You are my favorite person in the whole world. Love; He says love; Your friend -- Stimpy"?"

• (Ren) "Oh, no. I know what you want. You coveteth my ice cream bar."
• (Stimpy) "Easy now --"
• (Ren) "No you don't. You can't take it from me now."
• (Ren) "I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People -- always trying to take it from me -- why -- won't they leave me -- alone."
• (Ren) "Don't make me use this. One step closer, I'm warning you. Don't make me use it."
• (Ren) "Now you've done it. You forced me to use it."

• (Unnamed) "No sir, I didn't/don't like it."

• (Female Chihuahua) "Can you spare a cup of protoplasm?"

• (Ren) "Teeth to the left of me. Gums to the right of me. I tell you I can't stand it. I'm going mad."

• (Ren) "Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?"
• (Ren) "Don't touch it. It's the History Eraser button, you fool."
• (Stimpy) "So what'll happen?"
• (Ren) "That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?"

• (Unnamed) "Hello, Mr Cat. You're looking healthy today."
• (Ren) "Shut up. Duh. I don't want any more of your flithy letters. Your services are no longer welcomed here, and; Duh.; tell those stupid kids to stop writing fan letters for me, Stimpson J. Cat. Duh."
• (Unnamed) "Whatever you say, Mr. Cat. Actually, I only have one letter today. It's for Mr. Hoek. I guess I'll have to throw it out."
• (Ren) "Give me that."
• (Ren) "Letter for me. Letter for me. Nothing for Stimpy."

• (Ren) "I -- I was nice today. Nice to those insipid little monkeys, answering their stupid letters. My hands -- DIRTY. THE DIRT WON'T COME OFF."
• (Ren) "President -- Ha. What a joke. President. President of what? His fan club. How they love him. Look at him, lying asleeeeep. The idol of millions. He's a fool. A sad, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce -- with these hands. These DIRTY hands. AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS. They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we. I know. Just one squeeze -- then it's over."
• (Ren) "Just -- one -- squeeze -- AAAAH. It's happening again. MY BRAIN. MY HOT -- STINGING -- BRAIN."

• (Ren) "'ey. What iz this? Get it off me."
• (Stimpy) "It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy. And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are."
• (Ren) "YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY."

• (Ren) "Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center."
• (Ren) "And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding."

• (Stimpy) "Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie."
• (Ren) "Why is that?"
• (Stimpy) "Because he's big and stinky."
• (Ren) "Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that. Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?"

• (Stimpy) "Yay. And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn."

• (Stimpy) "It's my first Material Possession."

• (Ren) "Belay that nose-picking, Cadet."

• (Narrator) "How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?"
• (Stimpy) "No I can't. Yeagh."

• (Ren) "Hey, Stimpy, go answer de flap."

• (Ren) "I'm all out of powdered toast."

• (Stimpy) "When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack.; that's why my stomach gets a cramp."

• (Ren) "Now, what do you see, Stimpy?"
• (Stimpy) "Ugly black spots."
• (Ren) "RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid."

• (Unnamed) "Don't do it for yourselves. Do it for people you'll never even meet."

• (Stimpy) "And please bless Grandma and Grandpa --"
• (Ren) "And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles."

• (Powdered Toast Man) "Quick, man. Cling tenaciously to my buttocks."
• (The Pope) "Both of them?"

• (Ren) "Boy, Stimpy -- we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids. Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye."
• (Stimpy) "Duh, where are we going?"
• (Ren) "The show's over."
• (Ren) "See you next time."
• (Stimpy) "Next time? When's that?"
• (Ren) "Pretty soon. Don't worry."
• (Stimpy) "Pretty soon?"
• (Stimpy) "How long is that?"
• (Ren) "In a little while, man."
• (Stimpy) "A little while? What'll we do 'til then?"
• (Ren) "Why, you could shave your yak -- or eat olive loaf."
• (Stimpy) "Blecch."
• (Ren) "I know. You can keep yourself busy with this."
• (Stimpy) "Oh, joy."
• (Ren) "Eh -- goodbye, folks."
• (Stimpy) "Duh, goodbye, folks."

• (Stimpy) "Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to --"
• (Stimpy) "-- and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen."

• (Unnamed) "Oh wow, a Bloody Head. And it's a Jim Dandy."

• (Ren) "Oh my darling, my little cucaracha. I kiss your sleep encrusted eyes. I caress your large bulbous nose -- ooh, let us join lips een one final sweet exchange of saliva."
• (Ren) "AHHHH. I've been poisoned. I must wash myself."
• (Ren) "What's de matter with you man? Have you no sense of hygiene?"

• (Unnamed) "How do you think Gerorge Washington fit into his party dress? Salve."

• (Ren) "Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?"
• (Jasper the Pup) "I told you, they put him to sleep."
• (Ren) "So wake him up."
• (Jasper the Pup) "You don't wake up from the big sleep."
• (Ren) "The big sleep -- THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP. THE BIG SLEEP."
• (Stimpy) "What's the big sleep, Ren?"
• (Ren) "-- he's DEAD. DEAD YOU EEDIOT. YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE."

• (Stimpy) "Happy-happy, joy-joy."

• (Powdered Toast Man) "I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights."

• (Ren) "I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?"
• (Stimpy) "Ta-da."
• (Ren) "A can. Wait a minute. What are you having?"
• (Stimpy) "The usual. I'm having a sock."
• (Ren) "You're giving me the can? Are you sure?"
• (Stimpy) "Go ahead. It's yours."
• (Ren) "You're one of the good ones, man."

• (Ren) "At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters."
• (Stimpy) "Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust."
• (Ren) "Shut up you fool. How do we know we can trust them?"
• (Stimpy) "We could make them take the oath."
• (Ren) "Perfect. The oath. Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life. That's it, you're in our secret club. Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff."
• (Stimpy) "Congratulations --"
• (Ren) "Shut up and show them."
• (Stimpy) "I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon."

• (Ren) "At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good. Welcome to our secret headquarters."
• (Stimpy) "Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale."
• (Unnamed) "OH GOD. GOD. I CAN'T STAND IT. MAKE THE PAIN STOP."

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