The Rapes of Graff Quotes

The Rapes of Graff is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Rapes of Graff completed its run in 1970.

The Rapes of Graff Quotes

• (Sugar Jones) "Is Keith here?"
• (Veronica) "Dad, your hooker's here."
• (Keith) "Escort, honey."

• (Dean) "Yeah, in high school, you know, parties are just guys getting drunk and scamming on chicks, but here you have intellectual conversations. I saw you talking to that guy. What did you talk about?"
• (Veronica) "Jane Austen. But he dissed Pride and Prejudice, so I had to throw a beer on him."

• (Lamb) "She's 18, that's legal."
• (Keith) "Sounds like a swell campaign slogan for the next election."

• (Keith) "Is that what the kids call motor-boatin'?"
• (Cliff McCormack) "I have a healthy zest for life. So sue me."

• (Veronica) "You're just water under the bridge."
• (Veronica) "Duplicitous, evil water."

• (Sugar Jones) "So this guy offers me triple rate if I pick him up, and swap his briefcase."
• (Keith) "So, who's the guy?"
• (Sugar Jones) "Let me see, I think I've got his birth certificate in here somewhere -- No, he didn't say."

• (Keith) "So, can I ask you a question?"
• (Cliff McCormack) "She said her name was Daphne --"
• (Keith) "Oh, no no. How did you call me?"
• (Cliff McCormack) "Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring --"

• (Dean) "I think I've got you a new partner."
• (Dean) "Are you with the tour?"
• (Troy Vandegraff) "Yeah, that's right."
• (Dean) "Okay, come meet potential new classmate Veronica. Veronica, meet --"
• (Veronica) "Troy Vandergraff."
• (Dean) "Do you two know each other? 'Cause you're not supposed to be with someone you know."
• (Veronica) "Nope,I don't know him at all."

• (Dean) "Okay, we're gonna play a game called Two Truths and a Lie. Does everyone have a buddy?"
• (Dean) "All alone?"
• (Veronica) "It's alright, I prefer it."
• (Dean) "Lie. See, that's how the game works. You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie, and they have to guess which one is the lie, alright? Okay, so go ahead."
• (Veronica) "Okay. I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."
• (Dean) "Oh, how'd that go?"
• (Veronica) "It was a bit of a letdown."
• (Dean) "Hm, well, I don't believe that you're from Neptune."
• (Veronica) "Wrong. Is that the end?"
• (Dean) "Um, okay well uh, my name is Dean. I'm from Whedon, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it was not to watch him die. It was for -- other issues."
• (Veronica) "You're father doesn't sell Fords."
• (Dean) "That's right, Toyotas, how did you know?"
• (Veronica) "It's all in the eyes."
• (Dean) "Alright, well I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year."
• (Veronica) "Oh, I won't be attending --"
• (Dean) "Alright, enough lies."

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