The Puppet Show (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Puppet Show (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Puppet Show stopped airing in 1970.

The Puppet Show (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Does anybody else feel like they've been Keyser Soze'd?"

• (Unnamed) "All I can think is, it coulda been me."
• (Unnamed) "We can dream."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit, 'cause that's how stupid I feel saying this."

• (Unnamed) "There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking."

• (Unnamed) "Every seven years these demons need human organs; a-a brain and a heart; to maintain their humanity. Otherwise, they-they-they revert back to their original form, which is, uh, slightly less appealing."

• (Unnamed) "Cordelia, there's a-a-an adage, uh, that, um, if you're feeling nervous, then, uh, you should imagine the entire audience are in their underwear."
• (Unnamed) "Ew. Even Mrs. Franklin? Eh."
• (Unnamed) "Perhaps not."

• (Unnamed) "That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."

• (Unnamed) "Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny."
• (Unnamed) "If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least, um, helped."
• (Unnamed) "Nah. I think I'll take on your traditional role -- and watch."
• (Unnamed) "And mock."
• (Unnamed) "And laugh."

• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I-I'm sorry. Um, you're hair, uh --"
• (Unnamed) "There's something wrong with my hair?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh my God."
• (Unnamed) "Xander was right. It worked like a charm."

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