The Problem Solvers Quotes

The Problem Solvers is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Problem Solvers completed its run in 1970.

The Problem Solvers Quotes

• (Liz Lemon) "My book is number 14 on the nonfiction bestseller chart, right behind "The Founding Fathers' Diet.""

• (Danny Baker) ""All right, hosers. I want all 12 of us fighting for every meter on all three downs. And we're going to make this a Boxing Day the Prime Minister will never forget.""

• (Kenneth Parcell) "Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?"

• (Padma Lakshmi) "Padma, I'm so happy you've taken an interest in "Dealbreakers.""
• (Jack Donaghy) "I love doing "Top Chef." But this would give me a chance to showcase my other talents. I mean, men always tell me I'm very funny."
• (Padma Lakshmi) "Ah."
• (Padma Lakshmi) "Have you heard this one? Knock, knock."

• (Tracy Jordan) "You're blowing up like a balloon with a grenade in it."

• (Kenneth Parcell) "I feel as useless as a mom's college degree."

• (Pete Hornberger) "Somebody's coming."
• (Cerie) "Oh, no, is that the new guy?"
• (J.D. Lutz) "What? No, it's me, Lutz. I've worked here for three years."
• (J.D. Lutz) "I gave you that car I won?"

• (Tracy Jordan) "Hey, Jackie D, I hope the new dude isn't impossible to work with, like some people I know."
• (Toofer) "I hope he's educated."
• (Frank Rossitano) "I hope he hates Toofer."
• (Old Janitor) "I hope he likes janitor hugs."

• (Jack Donaghy) "I'll tell you everything you need to know, Danny: never do business with a friend, never be friends with a woman and lose the leather bracelet."

• (Jack Donaghy) "You know, I'm very entrepreneurial. I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich to keep it fresh. But it's clear. So you still get the full visual of the sandwich."
• (Padma Lakshmi) "Uh, so, it's a sandwich bag."
• (Jack Donaghy) "No, Jack. It's a new thing that I invented."

• (Jack Donaghy) "You look like you've been around."
• (Simon Behrens) "Yeah. I've seen a bra or two."
• (Jack Donaghy) "I'll bet you have."

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