The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Quotes

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ended in 1970.

It features John Debney in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is 113 minutes long. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Quotes

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Look over there."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Should I shoo him? Should I shoo him? Just tell me who I should shoo and I'll shoo."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and -- I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert --"
• (Unnamed) "King Rupert, may he rest in peace."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "I ask the members of Parliament to think about your daughters, your nieces, and sisters, and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I -- I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Oh. Your foot, I'm so sorry, are you all right?"
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "Oh I'll survive, Your Highness, the fault was entirely my own."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurances?"
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "No, no. These shoes were a little big anyway. The swelling should help them fit better."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Shut up."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up."

• (Andrew Jacoby) "She's going to be a handful, isn't she?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "You'll never be bored, Andrew."

• (Security Guard Lionel) "Can I do that?"
• (Security Guard Shades) "No."
• (Security Guard Lionel) "Ever take those shades off?"
• (Security Guard Shades) "No."

• (Lilly Moscovitz) "They're smitten, while playing badminton. Where's my kitten?"

• (Lilly Moscovitz) "I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."

• (Lady's Maid Brigitte) "We just made the bed."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "This is so cool."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing."

• (Andrew Jacoby) "Mia, you chose me, and I accepted. Now were gonna stand up in church and say "I do," and tomorrow we'll be man and wife. And you will make an amazing queen of Genovia."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Thank you."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "We never rush, we hasten."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Are you sassing your grandma?"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "I would never sass you, Grandma."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "I have my own mall."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "I know it's short notice, but you were all dressed."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "I'm here."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "You know what, I'm fine, I'm good. So, what are we learning today?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "We are learning the art of the fan."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Fascinating."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew."
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you."
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "Pleasure."

• (Security Guard Shades) "The Sparrow is taking off."
• (Charlotte Kutaway) "The Eagle is flying for the last time."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Did you hear that?"
• (Charlotte Kutaway) "Not if you didn't want me to."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "It's alright, she always does that."

• (Joe) "Love does things for reasons that reason cannot understand."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "As a queen I simply cannot condone it. But as a grandma, I say, "Right on.""

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "Tell me your greatest desires."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Tell me a secret."
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "Isn't that the same thing?"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what's in your heart."

• (Joe) "Shades --"
• (Security Guard Shades) "Mmm --"
• (Joe) "You are now Head of Security. Good luck with Lionel. I've got a wedding to go to."

• (Captain Kip Kelly) "Identify, Mustang personnel."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Why do you talk like that?"
• (Captain Kip Kelly) "I'm -- Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "What if we all talked like that?"
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Lilly Moscovitz, best friend of Princess Mia, riding in the 'Stang."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "I look like a moose."
• (Paolo) "But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'"

• (Joe) "With this ring, I thee; finally; wed."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?"
• (Joe) "I thought you'd never ask."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "I thought you said you never slide?"
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day."

• (Security Guard Lionel) "Princess Mia. Princess Mia."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Yes?"
• (Security Guard Lionel) "Nothing, I'm just supposed to watch you."

• (Joe) "I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "I haven't danced with you since your birthday."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "That's a fact, not a secret."
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "The secret is, I still want to."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Just remember, you are a princess."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Are you ready?"
• (Andrew Jacoby) "If you are."

• (Security Guard Lionel) "Eagle is leaving. Eagle is leaving."
• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "In hushed tones, Lionel. Hushed tones."

• (Lady Blake) "Mia. Did you happen to see who's here?"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Who?"
• (Lady Blake) "The king wannabe with Lady Elissa."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Oh. Is she his -- girlfriend?"
• (Lord Jerome) "Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends, he has dates -- but attractive ones."
• (Lady Blake) "You talk to him much?"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Uh -- we acknowledge each other."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Andrew?"
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Yes, dear. Coming."
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Well, the camera's all ready to go, so --"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Great. Let's go this way."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "If I may be so bold, I would like an audience with Your Highness."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "What is your dilemma, young man?"
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "You are, in fact. I am in love with the Queen-to-be, and I am inquiring if she loves me, too."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Do you have a chicken for my table?"
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "No more straggling for me."
• (Andrew Jacoby) "You did very well, Mia. Very charming."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Oh, thank you."
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "What?"
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Just one more, please."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Please, no more pictures."
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Come on, please. One more."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "It's very flattering, but --"
• (Andrew Jacoby) "Mia, one more picture."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "I'm feeling shy, come on."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Ah."

• (Lady's Maid Brigitte) "Princess Mia, a strange woman came in here and asked to hide in your closet so I let her."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Well, dear, that probably wasn't the best idea."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. You've got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. So, you gotta think tall you gotta smile and wave, and just have fun."

• (Nicholas Devereaux) "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy."

• (Queen Clarisse Renaldi) "A princess never chases a chicken."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "Oh my God, you're here."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "I know."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "In Genovia."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "I know."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "You're in my closet."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Yeah."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "You're blonde."
• (Lilly Moscovitz) "I'm blonde."

• (Mia Thermopolis) "I loathe you."
• (Nicholas Devereaux) "I loathe YOU."
• (Mia Thermopolis) "I loathed you FIRST."

• (Lilly Moscovitz) "Does this popcorn taste like pears?"
• (Mia Thermopolis) "Mmm, Genovian specialty."

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