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The Prince and Me Quotes

The Prince and Me is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Prince &amp ended in 1970.

It features Mark Amin as producer, Jennie Muskett in charge of musical score, and Alex Nepomniaschy as head of cinematography.

The Prince and Me is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Prince and Me is 106 minutes long. The Prince and Me is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Julia Stiles as Paige, Ben Miller as Soren, Zachary Knighton as John Morgan, Stephen O'Reilly as Mike Morgan, Devin Ratray as Scotty, Elisabeth Waterston as Beth, Jacques Tourangeau as Professor Amiel, and Alberta Watson as Amy Morgan.

The Prince and Me Quotes

Julia Stiles as Paige

  • (Julia Stiles) "Could you please put a shirt on or something?"
  • (Eddie) "If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Do you think the people are gonna mind if I'm going to be their queen and all I've seen is the airport?"
  • (Ben Miller) "No."
  • (Julia Stiles) "We did King Lear, now we're on the sonnets. Next it's Hamlet, which is about a whiny prince from Denmark. What does that have to do with reality?"
  • (Eddie) "More than you think."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Well you're from Denmark. Do you even have princes?"
  • (Eddie) "Yes, I think we do."
  • (Julia Stiles) "I've never felt this way before."
  • (Eddie) ""O me. What eyes hath love put in my head/ Which have no correspondence with true sight?/ Or if they have where is my judgment fled/ That censures falsely what they see aright?" It's beautiful."
  • (Julia Stiles) "It's gibberish. I have no idea what he's saying."
  • (Eddie) "Well, he's saying that love is magical, and that it makes people look at each other in an unspoiled way, without judgment."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Why doesn't he just say that? Why can't people just say what they mean?"
  • (Eddie) "Well, people rarely say what they mean. That's the interesting part, is -- is what's going on underneath the surface. See, take line. The sun itself sees not until heaven clears. What does that mean to you?"
  • (Julia Stiles) "That the sun can't shine when it's cloudy."
  • (Eddie) "No. You're being too literal. See, don't just go for the obvious. See, all these words, they have multiple meanings, and you have to explore the possibilities and then make your choice. See, like the word "sun", that could mean the actual sun, or it can mean light. But then "light" can mean knowledge or reason."
  • (Julia Stiles) "That could go on forever."
  • (Eddie) "Yes. Yes, it could. But I think in this case it means reason. And then "heaven" may refer to the pearly gates, or it could mean a state of being, you know, like being happy or in love. So now read it again, taking in all the possibilities, and tell me what you think it means."
  • (Julia Stiles) "The sun itself sees not until heaven clears. I guess it means that love blinds you. And when you're in love, you can't think reasonably."
  • (Eddie) "Do you agree?"
  • (Julia Stiles) "Yeah -- I mean, it's just a poem."
  • (Eddie) "Yeah -- Yeah, it's just a poem."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Am I supposed to be able to breathe?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Oh, well, then it's perfect."
  • (Julia Stiles) "I can offer you beer and pretzel rods, my fine fellow, at the old pub yonder."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Denmark isn't ready for a Queen like me."
  • (Eddie) "Well then they'll have to be. Because I am."
  • (Julia Stiles) "This class is really important to me because I need this teacher to get me into med school. And if I'm stuck with you as my partner, I can't afford to have you screw things up for me, OK?"
  • (Eddie) "It's very important to me, as well. I love organic chemistry. I've recently discovered that large amounts of alcohol mixed with a carbon-based life form causes the life form to blurt out stupid things. So apologies to the other night. I was just having some fun."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Of course you were. And I love being made to feel like a brainless slut by some sloppy lush. Thanks."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kinda it?"
  • (Eddie) "I'm it."
  • (Eddie) "I have learn'd me to repent the sin of disobedient opposition. To you and your behests, and am enjoin'd and beg your pardon."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Is he drunk now?"
  • (Eddie) "It's from a play, Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare?"
  • (Julia Stiles) "This is going to be a fun semester. Don't forget your half of the supplies next time."
  • (Julia Stiles) "He was quoting Shakespeare like some duke, lord guy. I hate phonies like that."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Oh no."
  • (Eddie) "What?"
  • (Julia Stiles) "You didn't tell me you lived with your parents."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward the next five years --"
  • (Elisabeth Waterston) "I hate it when she starts to talk about her life plan."

Ben Miller as Soren

  • (Ben Miller) "The chances of a relationship between yourself and Miss Paige are not promising. You two are of a completely different caliber."
  • (Eddie) "Soren, just cause she isn't royalty doesn't mean she's not important."
  • (Ben Miller) "The higher caliber I was referring to, sir, was hers."
  • (Ben Miller) "Miss Paige, the Queen would like to see you immediately."
  • (Ben Miller) "Don't worry. I'll be by your side the entire time."
  • (Queen) "Soren, get out."
  • (Ben Miller) "Yes, Your Majesty."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Thanks."
  • (Ben Miller) "And this is where we keep the mops."

Devin Ratray as Scotty

  • (Devin Ratray) "Dude. Dude, there's a chick in our room."

Alberta Watson as Amy Morgan

  • (Alberta Watson) "Chemistry isn't just in a class, kiddo. And you guys have it."

Zachary Knighton as John Morgan

  • (Zachary Knighton) "I don't know anyone from Denmark. I've never heard of anyone from there. Have you?"
  • (Julia Stiles) "Yeah, sure."
  • (Julia Stiles) "Eddie?"
  • (Eddie) "Um, Kierkegaard, Niels Bohr, Hans Christian Andersen."
  • (Zachary Knighton) "Who's Hans Christian Andersen?"
  • (Eddie) "Um, Lars Ulrich."
  • (Stephen O'Reilly) "From Metallica?"
  • (Eddie) "From Metallica."
  • (Stephen O'Reilly) "Get out."
  • (Zachary Knighton) "Ok."
  • (Eddie) "And, um, Helena Christensen."
  • (Zachary Knighton) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. The Victoria's Secret model?"
  • (Eddie) "Yes."
  • (Stephen O'Reilly) "Ok, that's gotta be the coolest country in the World now."
  • (Zachary Knighton) "Seriously, you should be a superpower."
  • (Eddie) "Yes."

Jacques Tourangeau as Professor Amiel

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