The Practical Joker Quotes

The Practical Joker is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Practical Joker ended in 1970.

The Practical Joker Quotes

• (Main Computer) "Say pretty please with sugar on."

• (Scott) "You bloody big scatterbrain. Make up your monumental mind."

• (Dr. McCoy) "When I get my hands on the clown who's behind all this, I'll put him in sickbay for a week."
• (Main Computer) "Temper, temper."

• (Capt. Kirk) "We've got serious trouble with the main computer. We have reason to believe it's kidnapped three of our crew."
• (Scott) "Kidnapped? Blue blazes."

• (Capt. Kirk) "When you all finish laughing, I'd appreciate an explanation."
• (Mr. Spock) "Captain, I never laugh."

• (Scott) "Hold together little darling, hold together."

• (Dr. McCoy) "Lieutenant Uhura, I have to hand it to you. This is just what the doctor would have ordered."

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