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The Pirates of Penzance (film) Quotes

The Pirates of Penzance (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Pirates of Penzance stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joseph Papp, Timothy Burrill, Executive:, and Edward R. Pressman as producer, Arthur Sullivan (non-original music) in charge of musical score, and Douglas Slocombe as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Pirates of Penzance (film) is 112 minutes long. The Pirates of Penzance (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: David Hatton as Samuel, George Rose as Major General Stanley, George Rose as All, Kevin Kline as The Pirate King, Kevin Kline as Pirate King, Linda Ronstadt as Mabel, Rex Smith as Frederic, and Rex Smith as Fredric.

The Pirates of Penzance (film) Quotes

Kevin Kline as Pirate King

  • (Kevin Kline) "Don't swim, Fredric, take the dingy."
  • (Kevin Kline) "Left, right, left, right."
  • (Kevin Kline) "Stop dinghy."
  • (Kevin Kline) "This-particularly-rapid-unintelligible-patter-isn't-generally-heard-and-if-it-is-it-doesn't-matter."

Rex Smith as Frederic

  • (Rex Smith) "OH, HORROR."
  • (Kevin Kline) "What's the matter?"
  • (Rex Smith) "Ought I tell you? No, no I cannot. And yet as one of your band --"
  • (Kevin Kline) "SPEAK OUT. I-CHARGE-YOU-BY-THAT-SENSE-OF-CONSCIENTIOUSNESS-TO-WHICH-WE-HAVE-NEVER-YET-APPEALED-IN-VAIN."
  • (Kevin Kline) "Yeah."
  • (Rex Smith) "You make it a point of never attacking a weaker party than yourselves, and when you attack a stronger one you invariably get thrashed."
  • (Kevin Kline) "There's some truth in that."
  • (Rex Smith) "Stop, ladies, pray."
  • (Unnamed) "A man."

David Hatton as Samuel

  • (David Hatton) "For he is a Major General."
  • (Unnamed) "He is, hurrah for the Major General."
  • (George Rose) "And it is, it is a GLORIOUS thing to be a Major General."
  • (George Rose) "IT IS. Hurrah for the Major General, hurrah for the Major General."
  • (Kevin Kline) "That's the same as the "Pirate King" tune."
  • (David Hatton) "I can explain in two words: we propose to marry your daughters."

Linda Ronstadt as Mabel

  • (Linda Ronstadt) "Hold, monsters. Ere your pirate caravanserai Proceed, against our will, to wed us all, Just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery, And our father is a Major-General."
  • (Linda Ronstadt) "Oh Frederic, can you not in the calm excellence of your wisdom reconcile it with your conscience to say something that will ease my father's sorrow?"
  • (Rex Smith) "What?"
  • (Linda Ronstadt) "Can't you cheer him up?"

George Rose as Major General Stanley

  • (George Rose) "Frederic here. Oh joy oh rapture. Summon your men and effect their capture"
  • (Linda Ronstadt) "Frederic save us."
  • (Rex Smith) "Beautiful Mabel, I would if I could but I am not able."

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