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The Pirate Movie Quotes

The Pirate Movie is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Pirate Movie completed its run in 1970.

It features David Joseph as producer, Songs:, and Terry Britten; Kit Hain; Sue Shifrin; B. A. Robertson in charge of musical score, and Robin Copping as head of cinematography.

The Pirate Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of The Pirate Movie is 104 minutes long. The Pirate Movie is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Kristy McNichol as Mabel, Ted Hamilton as The Pirate King, Maggie Kirkpatrick as Ruth, Bill Kerr as Major-General, Chuck McKinney as Samuel, Garry McDonald as Sergeant, and Ted Hamilton as Other pirates.

The Pirate Movie Quotes

Kristy McNichol as Mabel

  • (Kristy McNichol) "You poor thing. Pirates. You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?"
  • (Unnamed) "Roger."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Oh, Roger I love it."
  • (Unnamed) "No, Frederic without a "k.""
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Mabel, also without a "k." God, we have so much in common."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "You'll be hung."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh I love you. I'll always love you, come what may."
  • (Kristy McNichol) ""Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may."
  • (Unnamed) "Well run. For God's sake run."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Frederic, you're not gay, are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather."
  • (Unnamed) "Mabel."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Hey. I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke."
  • (Unnamed) "You're weird."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "All kidding aside, tell me this. Are you a virgin?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Near enough."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "If you're treadin' water and romance is on the slide/Don't you know you have to swallow somethin' more than water -- it's your pride/Ah ha, a-huff and puff/Just to keep love goin'/A-ha, I've had enough/Of pumpin' and a-blowin'"
  • (Soundtrack Chorus) "Keep pumpin', blowin'/Keep pumpin', blowin'"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center."
  • (Unnamed) "What? You mean Zen piracy?"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic. I won't be choked and strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Would you Harry, would you?"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Never to know the rich and real, wondrous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?"
  • (Unnamed) "I see. I see. I'm throbbing too."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think I might even want to marry you."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "God, that was a short love scene."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Garry McDonald as Sergeant

  • (Garry McDonald) "Name of the fugitive?"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Fyoog tiv?"
  • (Garry McDonald) "Fugitive. F; U --"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Up yours, too, Froggy --. Oh. Fugitive. His name's Fredric; without a 'k.' And he's got a horse; I mean a nurse, her name's Ruth and -- listen, why don't you just follow me to the castle?"

Maggie Kirkpatrick as Ruth

  • (Unnamed) "Lately I've been restless. I've been consumed by some -- inner fire, and all I think about are girls."
  • (Maggie Kirkpatrick) "I've waited 20 years for this."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "The sea, Frederic, is a jealous mistress. But she is her own reward. Believe me, you've missed nothing."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "Tell him men, have you missed anything these 20 years at sea?"
  • (Ted Hamilton) "SEX."
  • (Maggie Kirkpatrick) "By the way, was that a definite no back there?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ruth, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?"
  • (Maggie Kirkpatrick) "Oh, I've been told so."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, but lately?"
  • (Maggie Kirkpatrick) "Yes, by Sam. 'Course, he was drunk."

Ted Hamilton as The Pirate King

  • (Ted Hamilton) "Drop it, or --"
  • (Unnamed) "Nuts."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "Them, too."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "Away to the ship and hoist up that chain doodad."
  • (Chuck McKinney) "Anchor, sir?"
  • (Ted Hamilton) "No, Sam. Just disappointment."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "What's the age of consent around here?"
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Eighteen."
  • (Ted Hamilton) "Good. I'm old enough."

Chuck McKinney as Samuel

  • (Chuck McKinney) "Avon calling."

Bill Kerr as Major-General

  • (Bill Kerr) "Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones."
  • (Bill Kerr) "Damn cheek. With women leading our armies we'll never have a good war again."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "So true. So true."

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