The Pink Panther (2006 film) Quotes

The Pink Panther (2006 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Pink Panther ended in 1970.

It features Robert Simonds as producer, Christophe Beck; Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Jonathan Brown as head of cinematography.

The Pink Panther (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Pink Panther (2006 film) is 93 minutes long. The Pink Panther (2006 film) is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Jean Reno as Ponton, Henry Czerny as Yuri, William Abadie as Bizu, Clive Owen as Nigel Boswell/Agent 006, Emily Mortimer as Nicole, Roger Rees as Larocque, Alice Taglioni as Female Reporter, Kevin Kline as Chief Inspector Dreyfus, and Anna Katarina as Agent 006.

The Pink Panther (2006 film) Quotes

Anna Katarina as Agent 006

• (Anna Katarina) "I'm not supposed to be here, remember?"

Jean Reno as Ponton

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I've got Bizu in the interrogation room."
• (Jean Reno) "What's the plan?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I'm going to give him the "good-cop / bad-cop" routine."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You are the soccer player known as Bizu?"
• (William Abadie) "Yes."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You were acquainted with Yves Gluant?"
• (William Abadie) "I am glad he is pushing up daisies."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "He is not pushing up daisies, he is dead."
• (William Abadie) "It's an idiom."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You sir, are the idiom."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Now, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison, you will answer the next question: Did you kill him?"
• (William Abadie) "I would have loved to have killed him, but some lucky bastard beat me to it."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You disgust me. I'll be right back."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Cigarette?"
• (William Abadie) "No. Thanks."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Good for you. Bizu, I knew you didn't do it; someone else did, and they are trying to set you up."
• (William Abadie) "You'll help me?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Of course I'll help you. Now, do you have any idea who else might have done this terrible thing?"
• (William Abadie) "His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Raymond Larocque, the casino owner."
• (William Abadie) "Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. My guess is Larocque got fed up and had him killed."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Bizu, I like you. I'm going to help you. You and I are going to make a great team."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "The good cop / bad cop routine is working perfectly."
• (Jean Reno) "You know, usually two different cops do that."

• (Jean Reno) "He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Was it fatal?"
• (Jean Reno) "Yes."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "How fatal?"
• (Jean Reno) "Um, completely."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I want to talk to him now."

• (Kevin Kline) "It's Clouseau. Arrest him."
• (Kevin Kline) "-- Which one is he?"
• (Kevin Kline) "That would be him."

• (Jean Reno) "Have you ever had a hamburger?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Well, of course not. It's a disgusting American food."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "What? What did you say?"
• (Jean Reno) "Nothing."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?"

• (Jean Reno) "It could be a trap."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Who cares?"

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "The day before the murder, you were seen hitting the victim and saying -- what?"
• (Jean Reno) "'I am going to kill you, I am going to kill you'"

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "It's amazing how he fell perfectly into the chalk outline on the floor."
• (Jean Reno) "I think they drew the outline after he was shot."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Ah. We must be working with some kind of mastermind."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Tell me about her."
• (Jean Reno) "I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world."
• (Jean Reno) "What about yourself?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly."
• (Jean Reno) "You know, usually two different cops do that."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Good one."
• (Jean Reno) "Thank you."

Henry Czerny as Yuri

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Do not leave Europe."
• (Henry Czerny) "But we have matches in Asia."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "All right. Do not leave Europe or Asia."
• (Henry Czerny) "And we also have a match in Brazil."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You are Yuri the trainer who trains."
• (Henry Czerny) "Yeah, that's right."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I am looking for a dead body. Perhaps you can tell me where it is."
• (Henry Czerny) "Oh, yeah. I heard it was in the locker room. You go down the hall, make a right and two lefts."
• (Henry Czerny) "You are finding something amusing here?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I'll be honest with you. I; I find your accent quite funny. Where are you fvam?"
• (Henry Czerny) "From Russia. Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) ""do-do-do-ba-ba-lo""
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You need to work on your accent."
• (Henry Czerny) "What?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "What?"
• (Henry Czerny) "What? What?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "What?"
• (Henry Czerny) "What?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I don't have time for this. I have to solve a murder."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Shhhh. Footsteps. It's a young woman -- 30 to 35 years old -- 5'2",5'4", brunette. And she is wearing high heels. Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. And she has on -- Chanel N°5."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Is anyone with you?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Not even a small pair of pumps?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Is there anyone with you?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Are you carrying a pair of high heels in that bag?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Not even a small pair of pumps?"
• (Henry Czerny) "No."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Who are you?"
• (Henry Czerny) "I'm Yuri, the trainer."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "And what is it you do, Yuri the trainer?"
• (Henry Czerny) "I train."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "So, you are Yuri the trainer who trains."

Emily Mortimer as Nicole

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Yes, politics. Where greed wears the mask of morality."
• (Emily Mortimer) "That's good. Did you say that?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Yes, I did."

• (Emily Mortimer) "I've been looking for you two all over. Were the hell have you been?"

• (Emily Mortimer) "Would you like me to stay behind and help you?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation. Agreed?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "Yes, I agree."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Well, lets seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work."

Clive Owen as Nigel Boswell/Agent 006

• (Clive Owen) "Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. You know what that means?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Of course. It means you are one away from the big time."

• (Clive Owen) "It is very important that you remain calm and do not turn around"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Remain calm, do not turn around"
• (Clive Owen) "Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Oh my God. Ze Gas Mask Bandits"

William Abadie as Bizu

• (William Abadie) "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD."
• (William Abadie) "It's an idiom."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "You, sir, are the idiom."

Kevin Kline as Chief Inspector Dreyfus

• (Kevin Kline) "Find him. His name is -- Clouseau."

• (Kevin Kline) "He's very easy to spot. He's got white hair, a thin mustache -- Brimming with confidence, and completely lost."

• (Kevin Kline) "I had been nominated for the Medal of Honor. I have been so nominated seven times. I have never won. Still, seven times, that is something."

Roger Rees as Larocque

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Monsieur Larocque."
• (Roger Rees) "Yes."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Is this vase of great value?"
• (Roger Rees) "It is a worthless imitation."
• (Roger Rees) "But that desk was -- priceless."

• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "I would like to take a closer look at your bawls."
• (Roger Rees) "My what?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Your bawls. Your big, brass bawls."
• (Roger Rees) "Uh, sure."

Alice Taglioni as Female Reporter

• (Alice Taglioni) "Inspector."
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Yes."
• (Alice Taglioni) "Yes, what is your initial premise?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "That Gluant did not want to be killed. Everthing else follows like liquid mercury flowing down a; a; a sloping thing."
• (Alice Taglioni) "How long do you think it will take to find the killer?"
• (Inspector Jacques Clouseau) "Right now the killer is being surrounded by a web of deduction, forensic science and the latest in technology such as two-way radios and e-mail."

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