The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak Quotes

The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak ended in 1970.

It features Jean-Claude Fleury as producer, Pierre Bachelet in charge of musical score, and André Domage as head of cinematography.

The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is recorded in French language and originally aired in France. Each episode of The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is 106 min. long. The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is distributed by The Samuel Goldwyn Company.

The cast includes: Zabou Breitman as Beth, Tawny Kitaen as Gwendoline, and Brent Huff as Willard.

The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak Quotes

Tawny Kitaen as Gwendoline

• (Tawny Kitaen) "Tom, you come with me. And you -- go take a bath. You stink."

• (Tawny Kitaen) "Beth, how do you make love to a man?"
• (Zabou Breitman) "Oh, Gwendoline, making love to a man is much easier than fighting five guards with your hands tied behind your back."
• (Tawny Kitaen) "Oh."
• (Zabou Breitman) "You remember the other night with Willard? Well it's the same thing but kind of not the same thing --"
• (Tawny Kitaen) "I'm just worried that I'll get everything wrong."

• (Tawny Kitaen) "Is it a boa?"
• (Brent Huff) "No, it's a goldfish."
• (Tawny Kitaen) "Ahh."

Zabou Breitman as Beth

• (Zabou Breitman) "Now Gwendoline must kill Gwendoline."

• (Zabou Breitman) "Your upbringing will be the death of us."

Brent Huff as Willard

• (Brent Huff) "Feel like dying?"
• (Tawny Kitaen) "When I'm close to you, I feel safe."

• (Brent Huff) "Gwendoline, have you ever made love?"
• (Tawny Kitaen) "No."
• (Brent Huff) "I can't let you die without making love. Here, move as close as you can."

• (Brent Huff) "It's a little late to be afraid, don't you think?"

• (Brent Huff) "Hey, you guys okay? You're not dead or anything?"

• (Brent Huff) "And you'll get nothing from me, you overdressed gargoyle."

• (Brent Huff) "Look, if I was a butterfly and I lived here, and somebody tried to take me to London, I'd break their face."

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