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The Outrageous Okona Quotes

The Outrageous Okona is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Outrageous Okona ended in 1970.

It features Ron Jones (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Outrageous Okona Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Now, that's sex appeal."
  • (Unnamed) "Sexual attraction in this context is not a part of my programming. I am an android."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, then, have you seen any good-looking computers lately?"
  • (Unnamed) "Then, there was the one about the girl in the nudist colony, that nothing looked good on."
  • (Unnamed) "A Klingon Security Officer?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "No wars available, eh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Good evening, ladies and germs."
  • (Unnamed) "Yanar, you're angry at the embarrassment of all this. And maybe the timing and the approach is not the most romantic, but I know you love Benzan, and I don't want to see you throw away that feeling just because your parents have been quarreling for years and don't know how to behave properly."
  • (Unnamed) "Being able to make people laugh or being able to laugh is not the end-all and be-all of being human."
  • (Unnamed) "No. But there is nothing more -- uniquely human."
  • (Unnamed) "Commander, I leave this in your capable hands."
  • (Unnamed) "Sir, this is Commander Data. I'm just an acting ensign."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, acting ensigns have names, don't they?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wesley. Wesley Crusher."
  • (Unnamed) "Nice to meet you, Acting Ensign Wesley Wesley Crusher."
  • (Unnamed) "Captain. They're now locking lasers on us."
  • (Unnamed) "Lasers?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Lasers can't even penetrate our navigation shields, don't they know that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Regulations -- do call for yellow alert."
  • (Unnamed) "Hm -- Very old regulation. Well, make it so, Number One. And reduce speed. Drop main shields as well."
  • (Unnamed) "May I ask why, sir?"
  • (Unnamed) "In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One."
  • (Unnamed) "You will come with me to the main bridge."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sure it can wait a few minutes?"
  • (Unnamed) "NOW."
  • (Unnamed) "I'd like that. But I have my orders."
  • (Unnamed) "Some other time."
  • (Unnamed) "Remember what it took to drag me from your arms."
  • (Unnamed) "I come from a town so small, we had a fraction for a zip-code. - --; It was so small, in fact, we didn't have a godfather of crime, we had a nephew."
  • (Unnamed) "Take my Worf. Please."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, it's just you and I here. We're talking, we're having an intimate conversation. Why? Because you're a 'droid and I'm a 'noid."
  • (Unnamed) "But why?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because that's what I am."
  • (Unnamed) "Have I said something to offend you?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Then why are you annoyed?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because you're a 'droid and I'm a 'noid."
  • (Unnamed) "Humanoid."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "You told a joke."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "I am not laughing."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Life -- is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft. If it's canaries, and you can keep half of them flying all of the time -- you're all right."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Okona appears to have excellent vision; as well as a healthy libido."
  • (Unnamed) "Another glob fly."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, please follow Commander Riker's instructions so our ship can get back to its normal routine."
  • (Unnamed) "Whatever you say, Captain."
  • (Unnamed) "Something funny?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, the unexpected is our normal routine."

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