The Original Kings of Comedy Quotes

The Original Kings of Comedy is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Original Kings of Comedy ended in 1970.

It features Spike Lee as producer, and Malik Hassan Sayeed as head of cinematography.

The Original Kings of Comedy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Original Kings of Comedy is 115 minutes long. The Original Kings of Comedy is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The Original Kings of Comedy Quotes

• (Cedric the Entertainer) "Never in history did you hear about 17 or 18 of us gettin' killed nowhere altoghether. 'Cuz we run. We run when somebody else runs. We don't ask no questions why we runnin', we just get our ass up and start damn running."

• (Unnamed) "When you're listening to one of our conversations you might here the word MOTHER f***ER about 32 times. Don't be afraid of the word MOTHER f***ER -- Imma break it down to ya -- If you're out there this afternoon and you see like 3 or 4 brothers talkin', you might hear a conversation and it goes like this: You seen that MOTHER f***IN' Bobby? That MOTHER f***ER owes me 35 MOTHER f***EN dollars. He told me he gone pay my MOTHER f***EN money last MOTHER f***EN week. I aint seen this MOTHER f***ER yet. I'm not gonna chase this MOTHER f***ER for my 35 MOTHER f***EN dollars. I called the MOTHER f***ER four MOTHER f***EN times -- but the MOTHER f***ER won't call me back. I called his momma the other MOTHER f***EN day -- she gonna play like the MOTHER f***ER wasn't in. I started to cuss her MOTHER f***EN ass out, but I don't want no MOTHER f***EN trouble. But I'll tell ya one MOTHER f***EN thang -- the next MOTHER f***EN time I see this MOTHER f***ER -- and he ain't got my MOTHER f***EN money -- I'm gonna bust; his; MOTHER f***EN head. And I'm OUT this MOTHA f***A."

• (Unnamed) "You can't fire white folk. You fire white folk, you'd best believe somebody gettin' shot that day. "I'm fired? I'll be right back, you sons of bitches." You fire a brother, we be mad for a different reason. "How come you didn't call me at home, motherf***er? You knew I was fired yesterday. Makin' me burn up all my god**** gas." Black folk kill you about that gas, 'cause we don't fill up all the way, don't we? Just enough gas for the trip we going on. "Gimme two dollars on Pump 1, please. I ain't goin' that god**** far, s***." You ever been so broke, you get the money out of the ashtray? Don't act like it's just me. f*** y'all. You go up there, "Gimme 52 cents on Pump 1, please." "What are you driving, a lawn mower?" "Stay outta my god**** business and put the gas in the f***ing car.""

• (Unnamed) "If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut -- then you fresh outta f***in' luck."

• (Unnamed) "I had a white guy tell me -- he said, "Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-f***er?'" Let me break it down, what the word "mother-f***er" actually means. "Mother-f***er" is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-f***er." Because "mother-f***er" is a noun: It describes a person, place or thing."

• (Unnamed) "Nobody love God like black folks. Black folks love us some God. Jesus was black. If Jesus was black, the apostles were black, 'cause wouldn't no 12 white men follow no brother. Not unless they was the police and Jesus had a warrant, huh? They ain't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he was black. Jesus first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now, if that ain't black folk s***, I don't know what is. "Lord, we done run outta wine." "Now normally, I don't do this, but, uh -- go on head, keep the party goin.""

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