The Opposite of Sex Quotes

The Opposite of Sex is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Opposite of Sex stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mason Daring in charge of musical score, and Hubert Taczanowski as head of cinematography.

The Opposite of Sex is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Opposite of Sex is 101 minutes long. The Opposite of Sex is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Johnny Galecki as Jason Bock, Martin Donovan as Bill Truitt, Lisa Kudrow as Lucia, Christina Ricci as Dedee, Ivan Sergei as Matt Mateo, Christina Ricci as Dedee Truitt, and William Lee Scott as Randy.

The Opposite of Sex Quotes

Lisa Kudrow as Lucia

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Bill, I don't think he's as stupid we think."
• (Martin Donovan) "As you think, Lucia."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Fine. Goddammit. God -- f***. s***. I hope Tom Cruise is as straight as they come -- I never thought he wasn't."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, good, it's my delivery from 1-800-PITY."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Matt, this is not your baby, OK? It's some other idiot's baby, probably with an eighth grade education and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?"
• (Martin Donovan) "I don't think it does much for anyone, gay or straight."

• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention? If I always come second to Bill?"
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Excuse me?"
• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter."
• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "So while I'm sleeping with you, I'm not supposed to care about anybody else?"
• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "Look for me first in any crowded room. And I'll do likewise."
• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "Otherwise, a person ends up sleeping with somebody else."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "It's just a habit, thinking about Bill. Because of Tom."
• (Sheriff Carl Tippett) "I know."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "This is how we do things on the Planet Maturia. We have much to teach you."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Are you having contractions?"
• (Christina Ricci) "No, this is my sleepy face. WHAT THE f*** DO YOU THINK?"

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Why did he grow that beard? And his posture. He looks like Early Man."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "This is about trimesters."
• (Ivan Sergei) "Yeah, I know. I want her to go back to school too."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "You're probably a blessing in disguise. f***ing good disguise."

Christina Ricci as Dedee

• (Christina Ricci) "I just don't think it's something we should rush into."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet; that's whim time."

• (Christina Ricci) "Lucia and Carl had their baby. You can imagine the pick of that litter. It was the kind of kid that if you played with it too much after a feeding, you threw up."

• (Christina Ricci) "Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships."

• (Christina Ricci) "He was like a blind person you know, they can't see but they hear real well. Matt couldn't think at all, but he looked great."

• (Christina Ricci) "Bill's kind of cute. I mean, even though he's old."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "He's 35."
• (Christina Ricci) "Yeah but he's still kind of cute. Too bad he's a fairy, right?"
• (Lisa Kudrow) "That is not how I would put it."
• (Christina Ricci) "Well, then too bad he's however you'd put it."

• (Christina Ricci) "If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up; we call them "losers.""

• (Christina Ricci) "Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in."

• (Christina Ricci) "This part where I take the gun is like, duh, important."

• (Christina Ricci) "If there have to be gay people, at least it's nice there's enough of them to go around."

• (Christina Ricci) "I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please."
• (Martin Donovan) "Is that a good idea, for the baby?"
• (Christina Ricci) "Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean."

• (Christina Ricci) "Les was a real asshole. To get cancer of the ass was, like, poetic. Almost as good as cancer of the dick, if they have that."

• (Christina Ricci) "Randy, be Christlike."

• (Christina Ricci) "My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great. Not only do I have a s***ty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch.""

• (Christina Ricci) "My name is Dedee Truitt. I'm sixteen, and this is Creve Coeur, Louisiana -- which is French, I think, for like, 'f***ed heart'."

• (Christina Ricci) "I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this, but in real life, you wouldn't be sitting next to her either."

Johnny Galecki as Jason Bock

• (Johnny Galecki) "If I save one kid from getting butt-f***ed, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth -- something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no -- at least until we've dropped out."

• (Johnny Galecki) "For all I know, you killed him."
• (Martin Donovan) "For all you know, I'm just getting started."

Martin Donovan as Bill Truitt

• (Martin Donovan) "You're gonna have a baby."
• (Christina Ricci) "Yeah, lucky me."

• (Martin Donovan) "He made his bed, he can lie in it."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "If there's room."

Ivan Sergei as Matt Mateo

• (Ivan Sergei) "I've never tried communism, but I know I wouldn't like that. It's the same thing. Or grits."

• (Ivan Sergei) "I'm bisexual."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Puh-lease. I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish."

William Lee Scott as Randy

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