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The Onion Movie Quotes

The Onion Movie is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Onion Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features David Zucker (filmmaker) as producer, Asche & Spencer in charge of musical score, and Maryse Alberti as head of cinematography.

The Onion Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Onion Movie is 80 minutes long. The Onion Movie is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Len Cariou as Norm Archer, Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher, and Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry.

The Onion Movie Quotes

Len Cariou as Norm Archer

  • (Len Cariou) "The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work."

Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry

  • (Sarah McElligott) "When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind --"
  • (Sarah McElligott) "Are you ready? Mmmm. Down on my knees. Baby, when we kiss, my heart just skips a beat. And when you hold my hand, oh, I can hardly speak. But there's one kinda lovin' that I can't do face to face. So, let me give you some affection; just below your waist. Oh, yeah. I'm down on my knees for you. I'm begging please, please for you. Oh. I've got so much love, I need to show it. It's a big job, I don't want to blow it. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Baby. Down on my knees, begging please please."
  • (Sarah McElligott) "Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah. And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh. Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby. It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah. When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey. Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby. It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me."

Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher

  • (Steven Seagal) "I don't think you have the balls."

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