The One with the Rumor Quotes

The One with the Rumor is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The One with the Rumor ended its run in 1970.

The One with the Rumor Quotes

• (Will) "Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross; Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates."

• (Ross) "It was no big deal. We -- we said that -- the rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts."
• (Rachel) "What?"
• (Will) "That's right. We said your parents flipped a coin, decided that Rachel was a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis."
• (Rachel) "Oh, my God."
• (Monica) "You started that?"
• (Rachel) "What? You heard that?"
• (Monica) "Everyone at our school heard it."
• (Chandler) "Everybody at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?"

• (Monica) "Well, there was that rumor about you making out with Miss Altman, our 50-year-old librarian."
• (Ross) "How did you know that?"
• (Monica) "What? So it's true?"
• (Ross) "No."
• (Rachel) "Oh, yeah it is. I saw you going at behind the card cataloge."
• (Ross) "Hey, what were you doing in the library?"
• (Rachel) "They had magazines."

• (Ross) "So what are you up to?"
• (Will) "I'm a commodities broker."
• (Ross) "Really? That sounds interesting?"
• (Will) "Yeah, no, it's not but I'm rich and thin."

• (Rachel) "OK, listen to what Sean McMann said in my yearbook. "Dear Rachel, you are a very nice person.". Not girl; person."
• (Ross) "Rachel, I think you're reading too much into it."
• (Rachel) ""Dear Rachel, you are a very nice person. Sorry about your teeny weeny."."

• (Joey) "How big is that?"
• (Monica) "About nineteen pounds."
• (Joey) "That's like me when I was born."

• (Joey) "You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas."

• (Rachel) "Do you have a problem with me?"
• (Will) "I dunno -- do I, do I?"
• (Phoebe) "I think you do."

• (Ross) "I'm back in the club."
• (Will) "Yeah. Shall I call a meeting to order?"
• (Ross) "Is everybody present?"
• (Will) "With the exception if Tiktaka."
• (Phoebe) "I want to join."
• (Rachel) "Phoebe?"
• (Phoebe) "I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school. But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour."

• (Phoebe) "It's just like I imagined."

• (Chandler) "It's been a while since we've yelled something -- Maybe we should -- No."
• (Phoebe) "What? No. Damn you ref. Burn in hell."

• (Monica) "Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year."
• (Joey) "What?"
• (Monica) "Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey --"
• (Joey) "Phoebe."
• (Phoebe) "Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals."
• (Joey) "No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious."

• (Monica) "Rachel, everybody in school heard the rumor."
• (Rachel) "You knew and you didn't tell me."
• (Monica) "Well, I was afraid it might be true, you'd cry and then show it to me."
• (Chandler) "Wait a minute, we heard that rumor in my high school. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?"

• (Will) "God, we were lame back then. Remember how into dinosaurs we were?"
• (Will) "So what do you do now?"

• (Rachel) "The "I Hate Rachel Green Club"? Who was in this club?"
• (Will) "Me and Ross --"
• (Ross) "There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is."
• (Rachel) "Ross. Who else?"
• (Ross) "Well, there was that exchange student from Thailand, but I don't think he really understand what it was."
• (Rachel) "Did you know about this?"
• (Monica) "I swear I didn't know. Wait a minute; is that why the two of you used to go into your room and lock the door?"
• (Ross) "Uh, yes."
• (Monica) "Gotta tell you; that's a relief."

• (Monica) "This is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will."
• (Chandler) "Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game, plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other."

• (Chandler) "I'm sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a fifty year old woman?"
• (Ross) "She didn't look fifty."
• (Chandler) "Did she look sixteen?"

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