The Office (U.S. season 8) Quotes

The Office is a TV show that debuted in 2011 on NBC. The Office ended in 2012.

The Office aired for 24 episodes.

The Office Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "I see the sales department are down there, they're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace. Right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic."
• (Unnamed) "Everyone in the engine room drowned."

• (Unnamed) "Seriously? You're gonna sit in the back?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, yeah? That's the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I want to set you up with my daughter"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm engaged to Pam."
• (Unnamed) "I thought you were gay?"
• (Unnamed) "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know."

• (Michael Scott) "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

• (Unnamed) "Nope, it's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart."

• (Michael Scott) "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

• (Michael Scott) "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

• (Michael Scott) "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

• (Michael Scott) "Dwight, you ignorant slut."

• (Unnamed) "I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."

• (Unnamed) "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."

• (Michael Scott) "Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special; baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, "Yo, that's shizzle". Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you."

• (Andy Bernard) "I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs."

• (Michael Scott) "Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

• (Michael Scott) "That's what she said."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Mich --"
• (Michael Scott) "No, God --. No, God, please, no --. No --. No --. Nooooo."

• (Unnamed) "Boy have you done lost your mind? Cause I'll HELP you find it."

• (Michael Scott) "I -- declare -- BANKRUPTCY."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."
• (Michael Scott) "I didn't say it, I declared it."

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