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The Office (U.S. season 7) Quotes

The Office is a TV program that was first aired in 2010 on NBC. The Office ended in 2011.

The Office was on for 26 episodes.

The Office Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers so they only come out two inches, and then that way you could see everything in them but you can't get in them."
  • (Unnamed) "Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister."
  • (Unnamed) "That wouldn't annoy a person at all. What do you; where do you come up with this stuff?"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. Alright, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy101. Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets, we give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is Justice Beaver?"
  • (Unnamed) "He -- it's a crime-fighting beaver."
  • (Unnamed) "I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."
  • (Michael Scott) "Dwight, you ignorant slut."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Mich --"
  • (Michael Scott) "No, God --. No, God, please, no --. No --. No --. Nooooo."
  • (Unnamed) "Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, God, nature. Please."
  • (Unnamed) "When two animals are having sex --"
  • (Michael Scott) "Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."
  • (Michael Scott) "Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special; baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, "Yo, that's shizzle". Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you."
  • (Unnamed) "Boy have you done lost your mind? Cause I'll HELP you find it."
  • (Michael Scott) "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
  • (Michael Scott) "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
  • (Michael Scott) "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."
  • (Unnamed) "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
  • (Michael Scott) "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Rit-dit-dit-do-doo."
  • (Michael Scott) "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

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