The Office (U.S. season 6) Quotes

The Office is a television program that was first aired in 2009 on NBC. The Office ended in 2010.

The Office aired for 26 episodes.

The Office Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Boy have you done lost your mind? Cause I'll HELP you find it."

• (Andy Bernard) "Rit-dit-dit-do-doo."

• (Michael Scott) "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

• (Michael Scott) "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

• (Unnamed) "Seriously? You're gonna sit in the back?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, yeah? That's the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I want to set you up with my daughter"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm engaged to Pam."
• (Unnamed) "I thought you were gay?"
• (Unnamed) "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know."

• (Unnamed) "Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God, nature. Please."
• (Unnamed) "When two animals are having sex --"

• (Michael Scott) "Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."

• (Unnamed) "Nope, it's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart."

• (Unnamed) "I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."

• (Michael Scott) "That's what she said."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Mich --"
• (Michael Scott) "No, God --. No, God, please, no --. No --. No --. Nooooo."

• (Andy Bernard) "I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs."

• (Unnamed) "I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers so they only come out two inches, and then that way you could see everything in them but you can't get in them."
• (Unnamed) "Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister."
• (Unnamed) "That wouldn't annoy a person at all. What do you; where do you come up with this stuff?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Alright, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy101. Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets, we give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number."
• (Unnamed) "Who is Justice Beaver?"
• (Unnamed) "He -- it's a crime-fighting beaver."

• (Michael Scott) "I see the sales department are down there, they're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace. Right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic."
• (Unnamed) "Everyone in the engine room drowned."

• (Michael Scott) "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

• (Michael Scott) "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

• (Michael Scott) "Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

• (Unnamed) "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."

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