The Odd Angry Shot Quotes

The Odd Angry Shot is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Odd Angry Shot stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tom Jeffrey as producer, Michael Carlos in charge of musical score, and Donald McAlpine as head of cinematography.

The Odd Angry Shot is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of The Odd Angry Shot is 92 minutes long. The Odd Angry Shot is distributed by Village Roadshow Limited.

The Odd Angry Shot Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger?"
• (Unnamed) "Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away."
• (Unnamed) "Just one of my many talents."

• (Prostitute) "You like me?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Prostitute) "You very big."
• (Unnamed) "I bet you say that to all the heroes."
• (Prostitute) "Come, we lie down."
• (Unnamed) "No, we stand."
• (Prostitute) "You crazy?"
• (Unnamed) "Probably."

• (Unnamed) "I said 'get f***ed', you great beer-sodden bag of s***."
• (Unnamed) "Right, you're all on a charge."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your block off."

• (Unnamed) "You reckon we're doing any good by being here?"
• (Unnamed) "Not much."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "Because when we get home we'll be an embarrassment to our great nation, the only bastards who'll want to know about us are the silly buggers in this man's army; let's face it, we have no one else."
• (Unnamed) "You mean the whole attitude has changed about the war?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and the fact that we won't win it; we may have held the fort for a while but the Commos will eventually get hold of this place and it just stands to reason."
• (Unnamed) "What about the people back home?"
• (Unnamed) "Well I suppose it'll be just like it's been after every other war."
• (Unnamed) "Well how's that?"
• (Unnamed) "Well a few pods will come up and pat you on the back and tell you what a great bloke you were, that'll last about a week and then nobody will want to hear about it."
• (Unnamed) "You really think they'll treat us like that?"
• (Unnamed) "Five'll get you ten, oh they'll make a big deal out of it, probably make it an election issue and you can bet within five years every one of us wearing a uniform from the chief of the general staff downwards would've been sold out by some bloody sticky-fingered politician."
• (Unnamed) "Well what are we doing here then?"
• (Unnamed) "You're a soldier, the same as every other silly prick in this tossed up, f***ed up, never-come-down land, that's why you're here because there's no one else, and everyone's got to be somewhere and you're here, so get used to it."

• (Unnamed) "Bloody rain, you can set your watch by it."
• (Unnamed) "What'd ya say, Harry?"
• (Unnamed) "This rain. You can set your watch by this f***in' rain."

• (Unnamed) "I can't find the hole."
• (Unnamed) "You could if it had hair 'round it."

• (Unnamed) "Did ya hear about the Irish girl who took the Pill twice a day?"
• (Soldiers) "Why she do that?"
• (Unnamed) "To be sure, to be sure."

• (Unnamed) "Why are cooks called fitters and turners?"
• (Unnamed) "I dunno."
• (Unnamed) "'Cos they fit food into bowls, and turn it into s***."

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