The O.C. (season 4) Quotes

The O.C. is a TV show that was first aired in 2006 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The O.C. stopped airing in 2007.

The O.C. aired for 16 episodes.

The O.C. Quotes

• (Jimmy) "Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart."
• (Julie) "Ok, first of all: it is not the same thing. Second of all: am I the gardener in this scenario? I think not."
• (Jimmy) "My parents threatened to cut me off if I didn't break up with you."
• (Julie) "You never told me that."
• (Jimmy) "Why hurt your feelings?"
• (Julie) "What did you tell them?"
• (Jimmy) "I told them to go to hell. I told them I was in love with you. I was."
• (Julie) "Well, I was easy to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer."
• (Jimmy) "Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice."

• (Marissa) "So, my mum's trying to drag me to cardio bar again. It's her idea of mother-daughter bonding."
• (Summer) "Cardio bar, Coop?"
• (Marissa) "Well, she says it's the new Taibo. So maybe I can learn to kick her ass."
• (Summer) "I don't think you need to do any more cardio."
• (Marissa) "What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Summer) "Nothing. It's just that; well and I mean this in the least scandalous way but you're looking a little thin."
• (Marissa) "I eat."

• (Sandy) "Hey, Cal. Always a pleasure, although if I may, why are we meeting in a parking garage?"
• (Caleb) "Because my office might be bugged. My home, your home, who knows what the Feds are up to?"
• (Sandy) "Wow, you've really flipped your noodle haven't, you?"

• (Caleb) "What is that flower truck doing in our driveway? I get the feeling that it's been there every week."
• (Julie) "Because it has."
• (Caleb) "We get flowers delivered every week?"
• (Julie) "Yes, Cal. They're living things. They die."

• (Sandy) "Hey, how are ya?"
• (Sandy) "I'm Sandy."
• (Danny) "Why don't you take a shower?"
• (Sandy) "Pardon me?"
• (Danny) "Jus- just kiddin. I-I like ya dirty."
• (Danny) "Sandy, dirty. Sandy, dirty."

• (Seth) "Sievy Sebulsky of Menlo Park. It's nice to meet you. Have you met my associate, Marty Navis?"

• (Marissa) "I think we should spend the entire summer just being normal."
• (Ryan) "We're not holding Seth to that?"
• (Marissa) "No, no. That'd be impossible."

• (Tom Willington) "Sandy Cohen, working on the weekend."
• (Sandy) "Tom Willington, as I live and breathe."

• (Summer) "No, see Zach and I? We're just hanging out. He is not my boyfriend. I do not want a boyfriend, okay. I had a boyfriend, he sailed away."

• (Caleb Nichol) "It's always cause'a Kirsten. When you railroaded my dinner, was that cause'a her too?"
• (Sandy) "No. That one was for you."

• (Unnamed) "It's kind of hard to meet people when you can't let anybody know who you really are and can't stay in one place too long."
• (Sandy) "I can see how that might "salt your game"."
• (Unnamed) ""Salt your game". Is that how they talk in Orange county?"
• (Sandy) "Stick around. You'll be saying "Rad" in no time."

• (Seth) "Look at all these people, these normal, non-traumatised people; in relationships, in love."

• (Marissa) "So, I'll make you a deal. Whatever song comes on the radio next will be our song."
• (Ryan) "Okay."
• (Ryan) "Oh, yeah. That's definitely us."

• (Caleb Nichol) "What the hell is that?"
• (Sandy) "It's my mother's meat loaf."
• (Caleb Nichol) "Oh God, your mother's here?"
• (Sandy) "Her recipe is. I'm trying out a chef. You want some?"
• (Caleb Nichol) "Actually, I think the sight of your mother's meat loaf has turned me into a vegetarian."

• (Marissa) "Hey, how come you're the brains? I'm the one who talked us back into that club."
• (Seth) "I'm sorry. I'm the brains."
• (Ryan) "You can be the beauty."
• (Marissa) "Okay, thanks."
• (Summer) "Great, and what am I, Cohen?"
• (Seth) "Uh, the boobs?"
• (Seth) "Uh, the bitch?"
• (Summer) "Okay, I'll take the boobs."
• (Seth) "Hey. So will I."
• (Marissa) "See, I think I should be the brains."
• (Ryan) "No, Seth's the brains."
• (Marissa) "Well, you're clearly not the beauty."
• (Ryan) "Ooooh, and now someone's the bitch."

• (Seth) "Amazing. This whole time, I thought you were a nice guy."
• (Zach) "Wake up. I'm a water polo player. We're never nice guys."

• (Seth) "Too complicated for banter about boats and Hanson?"

• (Ryan) "Thought you wanted to sleep?"
• (Marissa) "Suddenly not so tired."

• (Julie) "Keep that grimy paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of Cardio Barre can do to your face."

• (Summer) "Go away, I'm studying -- naked."
• (Seth) "That's supposed to keep me away?"

• (Kirsten) "Julie, I am not going to a place called The Petting Zoo. You don't know where the pets have been."

• (Summer) "Ugh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?"
• (Marissa) "Totally. There's a Paul Frank sale there on Wednesday."
• (Summer) "Wednesday? I can't. I have plans with Zach."
• (Marissa) "Oh, more plans with Zach, huh?"
• (Summer) "Yes. The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I have to think about; God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over bitches on boats."
• (Marissa) "Seth. His name. It's Seth."
• (Summer) "I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain."

• (Seth) "Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just wanted to go home."

• (Summer) "Thanks for almost getting my bathing suit wet, Cohen."
• (Seth) "My pleasure."
• (Ryan) "Cohen, I can't believe that you did that, Cohen."

• (Kirsten) "He's a consultant."
• (Sandy) "Could you be please be a little more vague?"
• (Kirsten) "He knows people."
• (Sandy) "You did it. That was more vague."

• (Seth) "Summer and I are at war."
• (Sandy) "A pirate war?"

• (Kirsten) "Is everything okay?"
• (Seth) "Hmm? Yeah, it's fine."
• (Theresa) "I'm pregnant."
• (Seth) "Well, except for that."

• (Lindsay Gardner) "Maybe I don't want to be Caleb Nichol's daughter."

• (Seth) "How was the party dad? -- I think someone called the cops."

• (Ryan) "Okay, I screwed up yet again. So now what? You're going to kick me out?"
• (Sandy) "You think you can mess up so bad we'll just give up on you? You can't. You are part of this family now and you're going to feel the full weight of that. You're going to wish we threw you out."

• (Kirsten) "It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here."
• (Sandy) "Not if we have to pay for the bar tab."

• (Sandy) "We can't give in to threats like that, we don't negotiate with the Newpsies."

• (Julie) "Why can't you be happy for me? I am."

• (Summer) "I'm sorry I don't get references before 1990."

• (Marissa) "Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?"
• (Seth) "The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't have at least said X-Men for me?"

• (Ryan) "Lindsay wants to hang out with the sister she never knew she had. I can't stand in the way, or make it all about me, right?"
• (Seth) "No, that's something I would do."

• (Kirsten) "Sometimes you make it hard to hate you."
• (Sandy) "I know, it's part of my charm."
• (Kirsten) "And sometimes you make it easy."

• (Sandy) "So you and Summer seemed pretty chummy yesterday."
• (Seth) "Dad, chummy?"
• (Sandy) "It's okay. You can tell me."
• (Seth) "No, really, I can't."
• (Sandy) "If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?"
• (Seth) "Gee, I don't know, ugh Ryan -- Mom -- that tree over there."

• (Caleb) "Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial and I swear, I hear a clicking."
• (Julie) "Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much?"

• (Seth) "Name me ONE thing about Newport that isn't evil."
• (Ryan) "I will name you two."

• (Jimmy) "Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That's punishment enough."

• (Julie) "Classy choice, Jimmy. Although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, in psychology, I think that's called transference."

• (Caleb) "What is a booty call?"

• (Seth) "Who is this?"
• (Summer) "No-one."
• (Seth) "I'm not no-one."
• (Summer) "Princess Sparkle, what do you want?"

• (Anna) "Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire?"
• (Anna) "So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?"
• (Ryan) "Is that going to be a problem?"
• (Anna) "I can't wait."

• (Summer) "You know, Cohen -- your two hands on the wheel, and the wind blowing through your hair -- you actually looked kinda hot."
• (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer. You have a weakness for semen?"
• (Summer) "Ew, Cohen. And then there's that."

• (Seth) "Ohhh, I've missed you. It's been too long."
• (Ryan) "You're talking to a boat, Seth."
• (Seth) "Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse too but that never worries anyone."
• (Ryan) "It worries me."

• (Sandy) "I promise you, I'd rather send you to jail than get in bed with your father."

• (Seth) "I said I wanted to marry her, not date her."

• (Seth) "She's Jimmy Cooper's daughter, theft is in her blood."

• (Marissa) "It will be fun."
• (Summer) "What's more fun than watching a neurotic freak bat his eyes at perfect pixie chick?"
• (Marissa) "I was being sarcastic."
• (Summer) "So was I. Which neither one of us was before Cohen came along and taught us all irony -- Jackass."

• (Seth) "Well he can't have gone that way cause that's the ocean."

• (Seth) "Are you actually angry at me for being jealous of you being jealous of Zach?"

• (Sandy) "Why don't we give up? Oh, give up with me, honey. We could let the Gruesome Twosome destroy our careers, or we could sit here, enjoy obscene amounts of Dr. Phil, and destroy them ourselves."

• (Seth) "No. What about the Ryan and Seth go to Europe money, my man? Get back in there. We could get Vespas."

• (Zach) "Who's Curt Schilling, anyway?"

• (Sadie Campbell) "So what are you gonna tell your folks about your face?"
• (Ryan) "Sandy and Kirsten are used to it."

• (Ryan) "Maybe you have the Summer flu and you should take some Annabiotics."

• (Caleb Nichol) "Just remember, whatever happens in that courtroom, I did what I did for this family."

• (Sandy) "If all we're gunna do is send them to their room and make them do homework, what are they going to learn?"
• (Kirsten) "Their homework."

• (Seth) "So you guys will be in here and I'll be on the other side of this soundproof wall."
• (Summer) "Are you OK?"
• (Seth) "Yeah, just an allergic reaction to the universe."

• (Seth) "Its kinda hard to apologise if I don't know what it is I'm apologising for."
• (Summer) "Well its kinda hard to forgive you if you don't know what you're supposed to be apologising for."

• (Summer) "Where other than the Bait Shop are tickets always plentiful and the band never too loud to talk over?"

• (Marissa) "I think he hates me."
• (Summer) "He doesn't hate you."
• (Marissa) "He turned down sex."
• (Summer) "He might be onto something --"

• (Sandy) "Just because you're leaving doesn't mean I'm letting you go."

• (Summer) "We're not having sex, by the way."
• (Seth) "Excellent. There's not enough pain and suffering around us already."

• (Ryan) "What are you doing for dinner?"
• (Theresa) "Nothing."
• (Ryan) "Don't say you're not hungry, I know you."
• (Theresa) "I didn't say I wasn't hungry. I'm starving. Why do you think I'm being such a bitch?"

• (Ryan) "Kaitlin's back."
• (Summer) "Mini Cooper?"
• (Seth) "NOT so mini."

• (Seth) "Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked."
• (Summer) "Ew."
• (Seth) "Summer? Come in."
• (Summer) "No way."

• (Seth) "Yeah, it's too bad you're leaving. We never eat like this."
• (Kirsten) "That's not true. I cook all the time."
• (Seth) "Dad --"
• (Sandy) "I'm sorry, honey."
• (Kirsten) "Let's just eat."
• (Sandy) "We're not saying we want you to cook more."
• (Seth) "Oh --"
• (Seth) "Hell, no. You remember the meat loaf incident of '98?"
• (Kirsten) "That was brisket."
• (Seth) "Yeah, that's my point exactly."

• (Zach) "Look Seth, I've always liked you but if I have to sacrifice our friendship to be with Summer, I'll do it."
• (Seth) "Amazing, all this time I thought you were a nice guy."
• (Zach) "Wake up, I'm a waterpolo player, we're never nice guys."
• (Seth) "Well looks like I won't need to worry about adding you to Atomic County, you're already there; the demon Water Polo player, the ironicists nemesis."
• (Zach) "And its gonna take a little bit more than quick-quips and pop-culture laden bromides to win little Miss Vixen."
• (Seth) "So its war."
• (Zach) "Its war."

• (Sandy) "Nobody needs to know, we can say you're taking a trip."
• (Kirsten) "In this town a trip is always rehab."

• (Summer) "Hey, skank."
• (Seth) "You were expecting someone taller? Blonder, with a pageboy haircut?"
• (Summer) "Welcome to the Terradome, Townsend. You're busted."
• (Taylor Townsend) "For what, exactly?"
• (Summer) "Hmm. A little extracurricular activity with Dean Hess? Yeah. I saw you two making out at the dance."
• (Taylor Townsend) "So what if we did?"
• (Seth) "She makes one hell of a poker player. I mean, she's pretty good."
• (Summer) "Yeah, well, unless you and the Dean want this little thingamajig --"
• (Seth) "Indiscretion."
• (Summer) "to go public, we have a few demands. Don't we?"
• (Seth) "Yeah."
• (Summer) "Starting with the lifting of the ban of Ryan Atwood from Harbor."
• (Taylor Townsend) "You can go ahead and tell anyone you want. No-one's going to believe you."
• (Seth) "She's like a block of ice."
• (Summer) "You willing to bet your squeaky little reputation on that, Taylor trash? 'Cause I've got a huge mouth and an even bigger buddy list. Mmm-hmm."
• (Summer) "See this right here? Sidekick. Walkie-talkie of the twenty-first century. Who should we radio first?"
• (Seth) "How about my dad?"
• (Summer) "Yeah. 10-4, good buddy. So what's it going to be? You can either tell Seth's dad the perverted truth and save your sorry ass, or you can roll the dice. Over and out."

• (Sandy) "You handle Marisa and I'll handle the Colonel."
• (Julie) "That's a Boogie Nights reference."
• (Sandy) "Expect a lot of them."

• (Summer) "Your comic has turned these two idiots into idiots."

• (Seth) "So what you're saying is that when you two go to Italy you'll achieve this -- harmony."
• (Summer) "Look I just wanna be straightforward with you so you can plan your freekout accordingly."

• (Sandy) "There's no need for sarcasm."
• (Seth) "I'm not being sarcastic."
• (Sandy) "Well, it's hard to tell sometimes."

• (Seth) "Wow, he came back, people never leave and come back."

• (Jimmy) "If there's one thing you know how to do, it's get money from rich old men."

• (Seth) "So what's the GP, RA?"
• (Ryan) "I have no idea what you just said."
• (Seth) "Game plan, Ryan Atwood."
• (Ryan) "You're just using initials now?"
• (Seth) "Yeah, it saves time."
• (Ryan) "Well, not if you have to translate."
• (Seth) "GP."
• (Ryan) "Game plan?"
• (Seth) "Good point."

• (Julie) "Luke, you're a student at this school. I'm Marissa's mother."
• (Luke) "You mean it's over?"
• (Julie) "No, of course not. I meant in the hall. I'll see you tonight."

• (Kirsten) "Is it over?"
• (Sandy) "I promise you, it never started."

• (Seth) "Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?"

• (Seth) "The timing in this house is a thing of beauty."

• (Sandy) "Well, you've been tryin'a get him to come to Thanksgiving for years."
• (Kirsten) "The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on."
• (Sandy) "You know, you might wanna slow down with that. You're drinkin on an empty stomach."
• (Kirsten) "Don't you tell me to slow down. Tell him to hit the bricks."
• (Sandy) "Hit the bricks? Who talks like that?"
• (Kirsten) "Don't you judge me. I have a family that won't let me cook for Thanksgiving dinner, I have a father who is using me for my candied yams, and we are out of Merlot."
• (Anna) "Do you want some -- privacy?"
• (Sandy) "Oh --"

• (Seth) "Yeah -- yeah, I should apologize. It's just my pride."
• (Ryan) "What pride?"
• (Seth) "Yeah, I guess there's nothin' standin' in my way."

• (Sandy) "And you know, they do find foster home for kids your age."
• (Seth) "Yeah, because everyone wants a brand new teenager."
• (Seth) "I'm sorry if I'm the only one here that will state the obvious --"
• (Kirsten) "Seth."
• (Seth) "But we have all this extra room, right? We have a pool house. Yet, you guys are going to ship him off to a group home. Am I the only one who gets how much that sucks?"

• (Summer) "You know, Cohen, with your two hands on the wheel and the wind blowing through your hair"
• (Summer) "you actually looked kinda hot."
• (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer, you have a"
• (Seth) "weakness for seamen."
• (Summer) "Ewww Cohen, and then there's that."
• (Seth) "Nah, aww."

• (Julie) "Can I ask you a question?"
• (Kirsten) "Mmhmm."
• (Julie) "Do you like that he calls you Kiki?"
• (Kirsten) "Hate it."
• (Julie) "'Cause he kept calling me Juju, like that candy that gets stuck in your teeth. I begged him to stop."

• (Summer) "Just so you know, you and your friend the Dean may have won this round, but the war is not over."
• (Taylor Townsend) "Well, unless you have an exit strategy, don't even get out of the boat. I am a human quagmire."
• (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"
• (Summer) "Hello?"
• (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"

• (Kirsten) "Julie, are you okay?"
• (Julie) "Duh. I don't need any steak knives. Do you want some coffee cake?"

• (Ryan) "Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds."
• (Seth) "Well, sometimes I do."

• (Trey Atwood) "Ryan said you talk a lot."
• (Seth) "Yeah, its kind of a problem but hopefully one you'll come to find endearing."

• (Summer) "Do you remember that movie we saw about the two gay guys on the mountain?"
• (Marissa) "Lord of the Rings?"

• (Marissa) "He's the yard guy."
• (Summer) "Well, he can park his truck in my driveway anytime."

• (Julie) "Real classy, Gus."
• (Gus) "It's them big gulps. They go right through me. Sneak up on me too."
• (Julie) "That's a nice final image."

• (Julie) "You should get another glass of champagne because this is one surprise you won't find posted on the internet."

• (Seth) "That's right. It is complicated. It's complicated by the fact that there's an Eddie, and this Eddie still obviously has feelings for Theresa. In fact that would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic -- rhombus."

• (Sandy) "If you're happy, you're not working hard enough."

• (Seth) "Maybe if you paid attention to anything other then that stupid hospital, you'd notice mom's been passing out before dinner."
• (Sandy) "Don't talk to your father like that."
• (Seth) "That would require you to act like my father."

• (Marissa) "What happens in the mall stays in the mall."
• (Ryan) "You go in the tent, I'll stay out here and look out for bears and store-guards."

• (Caleb) "Thank you for letting me spend the night in jail. It was the most vile, most inhuman night of my life."
• (Sandy) "Well, coming from the guy who married Julie Cooper, that's saying something."

• (Ryan) "I appreciate you driving me down to Chino, but I can take care of this myself. This shouldn't have to be your problem."
• (Sandy) "Hey. If it's a Ryan problem, it's a Cohen problem."

• (Seth) "Well, if you need anything, I'll take the graveyard shift."
• (Ryan) "I think we'll manage."
• (Seth) "I was afraid you'd say that."

• (Marissa) "I love you."
• (Ryan) "Uh -- Thank you?"

• (Sandy) "I never knew you to be an impulse shopper."

• (Caleb Nichol) "I've come to ask a favor."
• (Sandy) "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
• (Caleb Nichol) "You didn't hear me?"
• (Sandy) "No, I heard you, I -- I just want to make you say it again."

• (Seth) "When they announce my name, uh, could you not do that cheer you did for me when I won Capture the Flag at parents' weekend?"
• (Sandy) "W-which cheer was that? Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Check out my boy Cohen. Can you believe how he's growin? The competition away he's blowin."
• (Seth) "That's the one. Please don't do that. Ever."

• (Sandy) "What are we fighting about?"
• (Kirsten) "I don't know, but it's serious."

• (Theresa) "But I guess life's not really like that, is it?"

• (Seth) "Shhh. We're being stealth."

• (Seth) "If you were this sensitive and neurotic when we were daing maybe things would've worked out."

• (Sandy) "It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay."
• (Seth) "Fore-what now?"

• (Seth) "Damn it. I'm being sarcastic."
• (Ryan) "So, sarcasm's like breathing for you."
• (Seth) "Yeah, Summer's dad thinks sarcasm is a sign of weakness."
• (Ryan) "Sounds like a smart man."

• (Sandy) "What are you going to do? Steal a car? Burn down a house? Punch out the captain of the water polo team? Those ships have sailed, my friend."

• (Summer) "Who let you in?"
• (Taylor Townsend) "I speak fluent housekeeper."

• (Summer) "What do you want from me Cohen?"
• (Seth) "I just want you."

• (Kirsten) "Why is that ninja smoking a cigarette?"
• (Sandy) "Honey honey, I don't actually think that's a ninja, ninjas usually wear capes, right?"
• (Kirsten) "oooh so a ninja is like a super hero"
• (Seth) "mom, dad, you two enjoy"
• (Seth) "Ryan"
• (Seth) "give me five minutes"
• (Sandy) "Where you goin?"
• (Sandy) "come on back"
• (Ryan) "Nice work"
• (Sandy) "Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child"

• (Kirsten) "Oh, someone, please stop him before he starts singing "Greased Lightning.""
• (Seth) "Do it, dad. Travolta's your bitch."
• (Sandy) "Oh, thank you, son."

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