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The O.C. (season 3) Quotes

The O.C. is a television program that debuted in 2005 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The O.C. stopped airing in 2006.

The O.C. was on for 25 episodes.

The O.C. Quotes

  • (Summer) "Lost my mind there, didn't I?"
  • (Marissa) "Little bit."
  • (Marissa) "So, my mum's trying to drag me to cardio bar again. It's her idea of mother-daughter bonding."
  • (Summer) "Cardio bar, Coop?"
  • (Marissa) "Well, she says it's the new Taibo. So maybe I can learn to kick her ass."
  • (Summer) "I don't think you need to do any more cardio."
  • (Marissa) "What's that supposed to mean?"
  • (Summer) "Nothing. It's just that; well and I mean this in the least scandalous way but you're looking a little thin."
  • (Marissa) "I eat."
  • (Julie) "Can I ask you a question?"
  • (Kirsten) "Mmhmm."
  • (Julie) "Do you like that he calls you Kiki?"
  • (Kirsten) "Hate it."
  • (Julie) "'Cause he kept calling me Juju, like that candy that gets stuck in your teeth. I begged him to stop."
  • (Julie) "Luke, you're a student at this school. I'm Marissa's mother."
  • (Luke) "You mean it's over?"
  • (Julie) "No, of course not. I meant in the hall. I'll see you tonight."
  • (Caleb Nichol) "It's always cause'a Kirsten. When you railroaded my dinner, was that cause'a her too?"
  • (Sandy) "No. That one was for you."
  • (Seth) "She's Jimmy Cooper's daughter, theft is in her blood."
  • (Summer) "Do you remember that movie we saw about the two gay guys on the mountain?"
  • (Marissa) "Lord of the Rings?"
  • (Ryan) "I appreciate you driving me down to Chino, but I can take care of this myself. This shouldn't have to be your problem."
  • (Sandy) "Hey. If it's a Ryan problem, it's a Cohen problem."
  • (Kirsten) "Julie, I am not going to a place called The Petting Zoo. You don't know where the pets have been."
  • (Summer) "Who let you in?"
  • (Taylor Townsend) "I speak fluent housekeeper."
  • (Marissa) "Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?"
  • (Seth) "The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't have at least said X-Men for me?"
  • (Seth) "If you were this sensitive and neurotic when we were daing maybe things would've worked out."
  • (Seth) "Summer and I are at war."
  • (Sandy) "A pirate war?"
  • (Caleb) "What is a booty call?"
  • (Seth) "You guys really wouldn't hurt me, because that would be so clichéd."
  • (Seth) "I guess you're fans of the cliché."
  • (Seth) "So you guys will be in here and I'll be on the other side of this soundproof wall."
  • (Summer) "Are you OK?"
  • (Seth) "Yeah, just an allergic reaction to the universe."
  • (Seth) "Look at all these people, these normal, non-traumatised people; in relationships, in love."
  • (Kirsten) "Oh, someone, please stop him before he starts singing "Greased Lightning.""
  • (Seth) "Do it, dad. Travolta's your bitch."
  • (Sandy) "Oh, thank you, son."
  • (Luke) "You know you're a little far from 8 mile"
  • (Kirsten) "Oy humbug."
  • (Seth) "Are you actually angry at me for being jealous of you being jealous of Zach?"
  • (Caleb Nichol) "Just remember, whatever happens in that courtroom, I did what I did for this family."
  • (Seth) "No. What about the Ryan and Seth go to Europe money, my man? Get back in there. We could get Vespas."
  • (Ryan) "Kaitlin's back."
  • (Summer) "Mini Cooper?"
  • (Seth) "NOT so mini."
  • (Ryan) "Thought you wanted to sleep?"
  • (Marissa) "Suddenly not so tired."
  • (Summer) "Go away, I'm studying -- naked."
  • (Seth) "That's supposed to keep me away?"
  • (Seth) "Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?"
  • (Kirsten) "It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here."
  • (Sandy) "Not if we have to pay for the bar tab."
  • (Marissa) "So, I'll make you a deal. Whatever song comes on the radio next will be our song."
  • (Ryan) "Okay."
  • (Ryan) "Oh, yeah. That's definitely us."
  • (Seth) "When they announce my name, uh, could you not do that cheer you did for me when I won Capture the Flag at parents' weekend?"
  • (Sandy) "W-which cheer was that? Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Check out my boy Cohen. Can you believe how he's growin? The competition away he's blowin."
  • (Seth) "That's the one. Please don't do that. Ever."
  • (Ryan) "Sometimes you've got to let the rich people help you."
  • (Luke) "Just give me the signal, and I'll drop the Great Gatsby."
  • (Sandy) "We suck."
  • (Kirsten) "That was not very smooth."
  • (Sandy) "I told you this was a bad idea."
  • (Kirsten) "No, you didn't."
  • (Seth) "I don't wanna know. Don't care."
  • (Marissa) "What happens in the mall stays in the mall."
  • (Ryan) "You go in the tent, I'll stay out here and look out for bears and store-guards."
  • (Sandy) "Well, you've been tryin'a get him to come to Thanksgiving for years."
  • (Kirsten) "The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on."
  • (Sandy) "You know, you might wanna slow down with that. You're drinkin on an empty stomach."
  • (Kirsten) "Don't you tell me to slow down. Tell him to hit the bricks."
  • (Sandy) "Hit the bricks? Who talks like that?"
  • (Kirsten) "Don't you judge me. I have a family that won't let me cook for Thanksgiving dinner, I have a father who is using me for my candied yams, and we are out of Merlot."
  • (Anna) "Do you want some -- privacy?"
  • (Sandy) "Oh --"
  • (Seth) "Let's recap. I got disco'd by two girls in one night. And, unfortunately, not the first time that's happened."
  • (Theresa) "But I guess life's not really like that, is it?"
  • (Seth) "Wow, he came back, people never leave and come back."
  • (Ryan) "What are you doing for dinner?"
  • (Theresa) "Nothing."
  • (Ryan) "Don't say you're not hungry, I know you."
  • (Theresa) "I didn't say I wasn't hungry. I'm starving. Why do you think I'm being such a bitch?"
  • (Trey Atwood) "Ryan said you talk a lot."
  • (Seth) "Yeah, its kind of a problem but hopefully one you'll come to find endearing."
  • (Zach) "Even when you're not a couple you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia."
  • (Seth) "Um, Luke and Leia were brother and sister."
  • (Zach) "Yeah, well, may the force be with you."
  • (Seth) "Ohhh, I've missed you. It's been too long."
  • (Ryan) "You're talking to a boat, Seth."
  • (Seth) "Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse too but that never worries anyone."
  • (Ryan) "It worries me."
  • (Kirsten) "Colored lights, no way. White lights only because colored lights remind my father of a carnival. And he hates carnies."
  • (Sandy) "Note to self: hang with carnies."
  • (Marissa) "He's the yard guy."
  • (Summer) "Well, he can park his truck in my driveway anytime."
  • (Julie) "Classy choice, Jimmy. Although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, in psychology, I think that's called transference."
  • (Kirsten) "Sometimes you make it hard to hate you."
  • (Sandy) "I know, it's part of my charm."
  • (Kirsten) "And sometimes you make it easy."
  • (Unnamed) "It's kind of hard to meet people when you can't let anybody know who you really are and can't stay in one place too long."
  • (Sandy) "I can see how that might "salt your game"."
  • (Unnamed) ""Salt your game". Is that how they talk in Orange county?"
  • (Sandy) "Stick around. You'll be saying "Rad" in no time."
  • (Seth) "Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked."
  • (Summer) "Ew."
  • (Seth) "Summer? Come in."
  • (Summer) "No way."
  • (Kirsten) "He's a consultant."
  • (Sandy) "Could you be please be a little more vague?"
  • (Kirsten) "He knows people."
  • (Sandy) "You did it. That was more vague."
  • (Seth) "Well he can't have gone that way cause that's the ocean."
  • (Sandy) "Nobody needs to know, we can say you're taking a trip."
  • (Kirsten) "In this town a trip is always rehab."
  • (Sandy) "Why don't we give up? Oh, give up with me, honey. We could let the Gruesome Twosome destroy our careers, or we could sit here, enjoy obscene amounts of Dr. Phil, and destroy them ourselves."
  • (Summer) "What do you want from me Cohen?"
  • (Seth) "I just want you."
  • (Summer) "You know, Cohen -- your two hands on the wheel, and the wind blowing through your hair -- you actually looked kinda hot."
  • (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer. You have a weakness for semen?"
  • (Summer) "Ew, Cohen. And then there's that."
  • (Seth) "I said I wanted to marry her, not date her."
  • (Sandy) "It's ironic. Julie leaves Jimmy, marries you. Now he's worth millions and now you're going to be broke."
  • (Seth) "Sievy Sebulsky of Menlo Park. It's nice to meet you. Have you met my associate, Marty Navis?"
  • (Sandy) "So you and Summer seemed pretty chummy yesterday."
  • (Seth) "Dad, chummy?"
  • (Sandy) "It's okay. You can tell me."
  • (Seth) "No, really, I can't."
  • (Sandy) "If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?"
  • (Seth) "Gee, I don't know, ugh Ryan -- Mom -- that tree over there."
  • (Seth) "The timing in this house is a thing of beauty."
  • (Julie) "Why can't you be happy for me? I am."
  • (Seth) "Mom, on the other hand, Waspy McWasp."
  • (Sandy) "We're so proud."
  • (Kirsten) "I am not a Wasp."
  • (Seth) "Sure you're not."
  • (Marissa) "I think we should spend the entire summer just being normal."
  • (Ryan) "We're not holding Seth to that?"
  • (Marissa) "No, no. That'd be impossible."
  • (Julie) "Real classy, Gus."
  • (Gus) "It's them big gulps. They go right through me. Sneak up on me too."
  • (Julie) "That's a nice final image."
  • (Sandy) "What are you going to do? Steal a car? Burn down a house? Punch out the captain of the water polo team? Those ships have sailed, my friend."
  • (Kirsten) "Is it over?"
  • (Sandy) "I promise you, it never started."
  • (Sandy) "You handle Marisa and I'll handle the Colonel."
  • (Julie) "That's a Boogie Nights reference."
  • (Sandy) "Expect a lot of them."
  • (Marissa) "I think he hates me."
  • (Summer) "He doesn't hate you."
  • (Marissa) "He turned down sex."
  • (Summer) "He might be onto something --"
  • (Sandy) "And you know, they do find foster home for kids your age."
  • (Seth) "Yeah, because everyone wants a brand new teenager."
  • (Seth) "I'm sorry if I'm the only one here that will state the obvious --"
  • (Kirsten) "Seth."
  • (Seth) "But we have all this extra room, right? We have a pool house. Yet, you guys are going to ship him off to a group home. Am I the only one who gets how much that sucks?"
  • (Seth) "Yeah, it's too bad you're leaving. We never eat like this."
  • (Kirsten) "That's not true. I cook all the time."
  • (Seth) "Dad --"
  • (Sandy) "I'm sorry, honey."
  • (Kirsten) "Let's just eat."
  • (Sandy) "We're not saying we want you to cook more."
  • (Seth) "Oh --"
  • (Seth) "Hell, no. You remember the meat loaf incident of '98?"
  • (Kirsten) "That was brisket."
  • (Seth) "Yeah, that's my point exactly."
  • (Summer) "Your comic has turned these two idiots into idiots."
  • (Seth) "So what you're saying is that when you two go to Italy you'll achieve this -- harmony."
  • (Summer) "Look I just wanna be straightforward with you so you can plan your freekout accordingly."
  • (Caleb) "Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial and I swear, I hear a clicking."
  • (Julie) "Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much?"
  • (Ryan) "Okay, I screwed up yet again. So now what? You're going to kick me out?"
  • (Sandy) "You think you can mess up so bad we'll just give up on you? You can't. You are part of this family now and you're going to feel the full weight of that. You're going to wish we threw you out."
  • (Caleb Nichol) "I've come to ask a favor."
  • (Sandy) "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
  • (Caleb Nichol) "You didn't hear me?"
  • (Sandy) "No, I heard you, I -- I just want to make you say it again."
  • (Seth) "Yeah -- yeah, I should apologize. It's just my pride."
  • (Ryan) "What pride?"
  • (Seth) "Yeah, I guess there's nothin' standin' in my way."
  • (Anna) "So I guess you and Mrs. Cohen have a lot in common --"
  • (Sandy) "Sure sure, we both love, uhh -- Seth."
  • (Sandy) "It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay."
  • (Seth) "Fore-what now?"
  • (Summer) "Ryan. I'm sorry, I thought you were the evil step-monster."
  • (Ryan) "She let me in. She seems nice."
  • (Summer) "Yeah, well she just switched anti-depressants. Give it a day."
  • (Jimmy) "Well, we've basically blown through our entire budget."
  • (Sandy) "Well you're really not so good at managing the money are you Coop?"
  • (Jimmy) "No, I'm -- really not."
  • (Sandy) "Hey, how are ya?"
  • (Sandy) "I'm Sandy."
  • (Danny) "Why don't you take a shower?"
  • (Sandy) "Pardon me?"
  • (Danny) "Jus- just kiddin. I-I like ya dirty."
  • (Danny) "Sandy, dirty. Sandy, dirty."
  • (Seth) "Shhh. We're being stealth."
  • (Jimmy) "Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart."
  • (Julie) "Ok, first of all: it is not the same thing. Second of all: am I the gardener in this scenario? I think not."
  • (Jimmy) "My parents threatened to cut me off if I didn't break up with you."
  • (Julie) "You never told me that."
  • (Jimmy) "Why hurt your feelings?"
  • (Julie) "What did you tell them?"
  • (Jimmy) "I told them to go to hell. I told them I was in love with you. I was."
  • (Julie) "Well, I was easy to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer."
  • (Jimmy) "Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice."
  • (Summer) "Just so you know, you and your friend the Dean may have won this round, but the war is not over."
  • (Taylor Townsend) "Well, unless you have an exit strategy, don't even get out of the boat. I am a human quagmire."
  • (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"
  • (Summer) "Hello?"
  • (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"
  • (Summer) "You've got to admit, Coop."
  • (Summer) "Whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour; God, that is so freaking hot."
  • (Summer) "In a mythic, biblical, Samurai Western kind of way."
  • (Sandy) "Just because you're leaving doesn't mean I'm letting you go."
  • (Summer) "You know, Cohen, with your two hands on the wheel and the wind blowing through your hair"
  • (Summer) "you actually looked kinda hot."
  • (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer, you have a"
  • (Seth) "weakness for seamen."
  • (Summer) "Ewww Cohen, and then there's that."
  • (Seth) "Nah, aww."
  • (Seth) "Too complicated for banter about boats and Hanson?"
  • (Sandy) "I promise you, I'd rather send you to jail than get in bed with your father."
  • (Kirsten) "My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper -- is my step-mom."
  • (Jimmy) "Maybe we'll get you another bottle."
  • (Sandy) "Yeah, drink up."
  • (Kirsten) "This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all."
  • (Jimmy) "Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That's punishment enough."
  • (Julie) "You should get another glass of champagne because this is one surprise you won't find posted on the internet."
  • (Summer) "We're not having sex, by the way."
  • (Seth) "Excellent. There's not enough pain and suffering around us already."
  • (Summer) "You just gotta get right back on that horse, Coop. You gotta giddy up, horsy."
  • (Seth) "Well, if you need anything, I'll take the graveyard shift."
  • (Ryan) "I think we'll manage."
  • (Seth) "I was afraid you'd say that."
  • (Ryan) "Maybe you have the Summer flu and you should take some Annabiotics."
  • (Tom Willington) "Sandy Cohen, working on the weekend."
  • (Sandy) "Tom Willington, as I live and breathe."
  • (Summer) "Suddenly, my family not looking so dysfunctional."
  • (Marissa) "You do realize that this is my family too?"
  • (Sandy) "We can't give in to threats like that, we don't negotiate with the Newpsies."
  • (Kirsten) "Why is that ninja smoking a cigarette?"
  • (Sandy) "Honey honey, I don't actually think that's a ninja, ninjas usually wear capes, right?"
  • (Kirsten) "oooh so a ninja is like a super hero"
  • (Seth) "mom, dad, you two enjoy"
  • (Seth) "Ryan"
  • (Seth) "give me five minutes"
  • (Sandy) "Where you goin?"
  • (Sandy) "come on back"
  • (Ryan) "Nice work"
  • (Sandy) "Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child"
  • (Ryan) "Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds."
  • (Seth) "Well, sometimes I do."
  • (Seth) "Name me ONE thing about Newport that isn't evil."
  • (Ryan) "I will name you two."
  • (Caleb) "Thank you for letting me spend the night in jail. It was the most vile, most inhuman night of my life."
  • (Sandy) "Well, coming from the guy who married Julie Cooper, that's saying something."
  • (Caleb) "What is that flower truck doing in our driveway? I get the feeling that it's been there every week."
  • (Julie) "Because it has."
  • (Caleb) "We get flowers delivered every week?"
  • (Julie) "Yes, Cal. They're living things. They die."
  • (Jimmy) "If there's one thing you know how to do, it's get money from rich old men."
  • (Ryan) "Lindsay wants to hang out with the sister she never knew she had. I can't stand in the way, or make it all about me, right?"
  • (Seth) "No, that's something I would do."
  • (Summer) "Hey, skank."
  • (Seth) "You were expecting someone taller? Blonder, with a pageboy haircut?"
  • (Summer) "Welcome to the Terradome, Townsend. You're busted."
  • (Taylor Townsend) "For what, exactly?"
  • (Summer) "Hmm. A little extracurricular activity with Dean Hess? Yeah. I saw you two making out at the dance."
  • (Taylor Townsend) "So what if we did?"
  • (Seth) "She makes one hell of a poker player. I mean, she's pretty good."
  • (Summer) "Yeah, well, unless you and the Dean want this little thingamajig --"
  • (Seth) "Indiscretion."
  • (Summer) "to go public, we have a few demands. Don't we?"
  • (Seth) "Yeah."
  • (Summer) "Starting with the lifting of the ban of Ryan Atwood from Harbor."
  • (Taylor Townsend) "You can go ahead and tell anyone you want. No-one's going to believe you."
  • (Seth) "She's like a block of ice."
  • (Summer) "You willing to bet your squeaky little reputation on that, Taylor trash? 'Cause I've got a huge mouth and an even bigger buddy list. Mmm-hmm."
  • (Summer) "See this right here? Sidekick. Walkie-talkie of the twenty-first century. Who should we radio first?"
  • (Seth) "How about my dad?"
  • (Summer) "Yeah. 10-4, good buddy. So what's it going to be? You can either tell Seth's dad the perverted truth and save your sorry ass, or you can roll the dice. Over and out."
  • (Seth) "That's right. It is complicated. It's complicated by the fact that there's an Eddie, and this Eddie still obviously has feelings for Theresa. In fact that would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic -- rhombus."
  • (Zach) "Look Seth, I've always liked you but if I have to sacrifice our friendship to be with Summer, I'll do it."
  • (Seth) "Amazing, all this time I thought you were a nice guy."
  • (Zach) "Wake up, I'm a waterpolo player, we're never nice guys."
  • (Seth) "Well looks like I won't need to worry about adding you to Atomic County, you're already there; the demon Water Polo player, the ironicists nemesis."
  • (Zach) "And its gonna take a little bit more than quick-quips and pop-culture laden bromides to win little Miss Vixen."
  • (Seth) "So its war."
  • (Zach) "Its war."
  • (Summer) "No, see Zach and I? We're just hanging out. He is not my boyfriend. I do not want a boyfriend, okay. I had a boyfriend, he sailed away."
  • (Summer) "I'm sorry I don't get references before 1990."
  • (Summer) "Thanks for almost getting my bathing suit wet, Cohen."
  • (Seth) "My pleasure."
  • (Ryan) "Cohen, I can't believe that you did that, Cohen."
  • (Marissa) "I love you."
  • (Ryan) "Uh -- Thank you?"
  • (Sandy) "If all we're gunna do is send them to their room and make them do homework, what are they going to learn?"
  • (Kirsten) "Their homework."
  • (Sandy) "Don't ever get married."
  • (Ryan) "I've heard that from you before."
  • (Sandy) "Oh, you'll hear it again. I'll be at the bar."

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