The O.C. (season 1) Quotes

The O.C. is a TV program that debuted in 2003 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The O.C. ended its run in 2004.

The O.C. lasted 27 episodes.

The O.C. Quotes

• (Ryan) "Lindsay wants to hang out with the sister she never knew she had. I can't stand in the way, or make it all about me, right?"
• (Seth) "No, that's something I would do."

• (Seth) "That's right. It is complicated. It's complicated by the fact that there's an Eddie, and this Eddie still obviously has feelings for Theresa. In fact that would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic -- rhombus."

• (Seth) "Maybe if you paid attention to anything other then that stupid hospital, you'd notice mom's been passing out before dinner."
• (Sandy) "Don't talk to your father like that."
• (Seth) "That would require you to act like my father."

• (Julie) "Real classy, Gus."
• (Gus) "It's them big gulps. They go right through me. Sneak up on me too."
• (Julie) "That's a nice final image."

• (Summer) "Lost my mind there, didn't I?"
• (Marissa) "Little bit."

• (Sandy) "If you're happy, you're not working hard enough."

• (Sadie Campbell) "So what are you gonna tell your folks about your face?"
• (Ryan) "Sandy and Kirsten are used to it."

• (Summer) "Thanks for almost getting my bathing suit wet, Cohen."
• (Seth) "My pleasure."
• (Ryan) "Cohen, I can't believe that you did that, Cohen."

• (Ryan) "Okay, I screwed up yet again. So now what? You're going to kick me out?"
• (Sandy) "You think you can mess up so bad we'll just give up on you? You can't. You are part of this family now and you're going to feel the full weight of that. You're going to wish we threw you out."

• (Seth) "Wow, he came back, people never leave and come back."

• (Summer) "Hey, skank."
• (Seth) "You were expecting someone taller? Blonder, with a pageboy haircut?"
• (Summer) "Welcome to the Terradome, Townsend. You're busted."
• (Taylor Townsend) "For what, exactly?"
• (Summer) "Hmm. A little extracurricular activity with Dean Hess? Yeah. I saw you two making out at the dance."
• (Taylor Townsend) "So what if we did?"
• (Seth) "She makes one hell of a poker player. I mean, she's pretty good."
• (Summer) "Yeah, well, unless you and the Dean want this little thingamajig --"
• (Seth) "Indiscretion."
• (Summer) "to go public, we have a few demands. Don't we?"
• (Seth) "Yeah."
• (Summer) "Starting with the lifting of the ban of Ryan Atwood from Harbor."
• (Taylor Townsend) "You can go ahead and tell anyone you want. No-one's going to believe you."
• (Seth) "She's like a block of ice."
• (Summer) "You willing to bet your squeaky little reputation on that, Taylor trash? 'Cause I've got a huge mouth and an even bigger buddy list. Mmm-hmm."
• (Summer) "See this right here? Sidekick. Walkie-talkie of the twenty-first century. Who should we radio first?"
• (Seth) "How about my dad?"
• (Summer) "Yeah. 10-4, good buddy. So what's it going to be? You can either tell Seth's dad the perverted truth and save your sorry ass, or you can roll the dice. Over and out."

• (Sandy) "We suck."
• (Kirsten) "That was not very smooth."
• (Sandy) "I told you this was a bad idea."
• (Kirsten) "No, you didn't."
• (Seth) "I don't wanna know. Don't care."

• (Caleb Nichol) "It's always cause'a Kirsten. When you railroaded my dinner, was that cause'a her too?"
• (Sandy) "No. That one was for you."

• (Anna) "Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire?"
• (Anna) "So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?"
• (Ryan) "Is that going to be a problem?"
• (Anna) "I can't wait."

• (Sandy) "I never knew you to be an impulse shopper."

• (Julie) "You should get another glass of champagne because this is one surprise you won't find posted on the internet."

• (Seth) "Who is this?"
• (Summer) "No-one."
• (Seth) "I'm not no-one."
• (Summer) "Princess Sparkle, what do you want?"

• (Seth) "She's Jimmy Cooper's daughter, theft is in her blood."

• (Zach) "Who's Curt Schilling, anyway?"

• (Seth) "In fact, having you around to defend me, I've kinda gotten soft. Without anybody picking on me, there's really been no need for the Seth Cohen retaliatory zinger."

• (Seth) "Yeah -- yeah, I should apologize. It's just my pride."
• (Ryan) "What pride?"
• (Seth) "Yeah, I guess there's nothin' standin' in my way."

• (Zach) "Even when you're not a couple you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia."
• (Seth) "Um, Luke and Leia were brother and sister."
• (Zach) "Yeah, well, may the force be with you."

• (Seth) "When they announce my name, uh, could you not do that cheer you did for me when I won Capture the Flag at parents' weekend?"
• (Sandy) "W-which cheer was that? Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Check out my boy Cohen. Can you believe how he's growin? The competition away he's blowin."
• (Seth) "That's the one. Please don't do that. Ever."

• (Seth) "Are you actually angry at me for being jealous of you being jealous of Zach?"

• (Summer) "You just gotta get right back on that horse, Coop. You gotta giddy up, horsy."

• (Sandy) "Why don't we give up? Oh, give up with me, honey. We could let the Gruesome Twosome destroy our careers, or we could sit here, enjoy obscene amounts of Dr. Phil, and destroy them ourselves."

• (Marissa) "Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?"
• (Seth) "The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't have at least said X-Men for me?"

• (Summer) "Just so you know, you and your friend the Dean may have won this round, but the war is not over."
• (Taylor Townsend) "Well, unless you have an exit strategy, don't even get out of the boat. I am a human quagmire."
• (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"
• (Summer) "Hello?"
• (Summer) "What's a quagmire?"

• (Marissa) "What happens in the mall stays in the mall."
• (Ryan) "You go in the tent, I'll stay out here and look out for bears and store-guards."

• (Marissa) "I love you."
• (Ryan) "Uh -- Thank you?"

• (Seth) "Wait. Hang on. I'm not goin' anywhere until somebody tells me what happened last night. Mom, would you please fill me in?"
• (Seth) "Mom. I- Oh, I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief."

• (Sandy) "Just because you're leaving doesn't mean I'm letting you go."

• (Seth) "If you were this sensitive and neurotic when we were daing maybe things would've worked out."

• (Kirsten) "Julie, I am not going to a place called The Petting Zoo. You don't know where the pets have been."

• (Kirsten) "He's a consultant."
• (Sandy) "Could you be please be a little more vague?"
• (Kirsten) "He knows people."
• (Sandy) "You did it. That was more vague."

• (Unnamed) "It's kind of hard to meet people when you can't let anybody know who you really are and can't stay in one place too long."
• (Sandy) "I can see how that might "salt your game"."
• (Unnamed) ""Salt your game". Is that how they talk in Orange county?"
• (Sandy) "Stick around. You'll be saying "Rad" in no time."

• (Seth) "Let's recap. I got disco'd by two girls in one night. And, unfortunately, not the first time that's happened."

• (Caleb) "Thank you for letting me spend the night in jail. It was the most vile, most inhuman night of my life."
• (Sandy) "Well, coming from the guy who married Julie Cooper, that's saying something."

• (Seth) "I'm not self-absorbed, am I, Ryan?"
• (Seth) "Me? Me? Me?"

• (Sandy) "It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay."
• (Seth) "Fore-what now?"

• (Sandy) "We can't give in to threats like that, we don't negotiate with the Newpsies."

• (Summer) "We're not having sex, by the way."
• (Seth) "Excellent. There's not enough pain and suffering around us already."

• (Jimmy) "Well, we've basically blown through our entire budget."
• (Sandy) "Well you're really not so good at managing the money are you Coop?"
• (Jimmy) "No, I'm -- really not."

• (Seth) "You know what I mean?"
• (Ryan) "Hardly ever."

• (Marissa) "So, I'll make you a deal. Whatever song comes on the radio next will be our song."
• (Ryan) "Okay."
• (Ryan) "Oh, yeah. That's definitely us."

• (Seth) "Sievy Sebulsky of Menlo Park. It's nice to meet you. Have you met my associate, Marty Navis?"

• (Caleb) "What is that flower truck doing in our driveway? I get the feeling that it's been there every week."
• (Julie) "Because it has."
• (Caleb) "We get flowers delivered every week?"
• (Julie) "Yes, Cal. They're living things. They die."

• (Theresa) "But I guess life's not really like that, is it?"

• (Sandy) "Nobody needs to know, we can say you're taking a trip."
• (Kirsten) "In this town a trip is always rehab."

• (Jimmy) "If there's one thing you know how to do, it's get money from rich old men."

• (Summer) "Ryan. I'm sorry, I thought you were the evil step-monster."
• (Ryan) "She let me in. She seems nice."
• (Summer) "Yeah, well she just switched anti-depressants. Give it a day."

• (Luke) "Just give me the signal, and I'll drop the Great Gatsby."

• (Seth) "The timing in this house is a thing of beauty."

• (Summer) "Ugh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?"
• (Marissa) "Totally. There's a Paul Frank sale there on Wednesday."
• (Summer) "Wednesday? I can't. I have plans with Zach."
• (Marissa) "Oh, more plans with Zach, huh?"
• (Summer) "Yes. The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I have to think about; God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over bitches on boats."
• (Marissa) "Seth. His name. It's Seth."
• (Summer) "I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain."

• (Sandy) "Hey, Cal. Always a pleasure, although if I may, why are we meeting in a parking garage?"
• (Caleb) "Because my office might be bugged. My home, your home, who knows what the Feds are up to?"
• (Sandy) "Wow, you've really flipped your noodle haven't, you?"

• (Seth) "No. What about the Ryan and Seth go to Europe money, my man? Get back in there. We could get Vespas."

• (Kirsten) "It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here."
• (Sandy) "Not if we have to pay for the bar tab."

• (Taylor Townsend) "You know, it is so great that you guys have each other."
• (Summer) "Thanks."
• (Taylor Townsend) "'Cause everyone knows that Marissa was the popular one, and Seth, no judgment, but it's not like you got any cooler in the last two years. I mean, everyone just acted that way because they were afraid of Ryan Atwood. I mean, even as a senior, you're still pretty much the biggest geek in Newport."
• (Summer) "Oh-ho, no. All right, listen to me, skank, just because you're saying really mean things in, like, a really nice voice, doesn't mean that we don't realize that you're just some stupid little skank."

• (Seth) "Damn it. I'm being sarcastic."
• (Ryan) "So, sarcasm's like breathing for you."
• (Seth) "Yeah, Summer's dad thinks sarcasm is a sign of weakness."
• (Ryan) "Sounds like a smart man."

• (Kirsten) "Sometimes you make it hard to hate you."
• (Sandy) "I know, it's part of my charm."
• (Kirsten) "And sometimes you make it easy."

• (Seth) "Its kinda hard to apologise if I don't know what it is I'm apologising for."
• (Summer) "Well its kinda hard to forgive you if you don't know what you're supposed to be apologising for."

• (Summer) "You know, Cohen, with your two hands on the wheel and the wind blowing through your hair"
• (Summer) "you actually looked kinda hot."
• (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer, you have a"
• (Seth) "weakness for seamen."
• (Summer) "Ewww Cohen, and then there's that."
• (Seth) "Nah, aww."

• (Sandy) "Hey, how are ya?"
• (Sandy) "I'm Sandy."
• (Danny) "Why don't you take a shower?"
• (Sandy) "Pardon me?"
• (Danny) "Jus- just kiddin. I-I like ya dirty."
• (Danny) "Sandy, dirty. Sandy, dirty."

• (Seth) "So what you're saying is that when you two go to Italy you'll achieve this -- harmony."
• (Summer) "Look I just wanna be straightforward with you so you can plan your freekout accordingly."

• (Seth) "Well he can't have gone that way cause that's the ocean."

• (Summer) "Your comic has turned these two idiots into idiots."

• (Seth) "You guys really wouldn't hurt me, because that would be so clichéd."
• (Seth) "I guess you're fans of the cliché."

• (Seth) "So you guys will be in here and I'll be on the other side of this soundproof wall."
• (Summer) "Are you OK?"
• (Seth) "Yeah, just an allergic reaction to the universe."

• (Seth) "Amazing. This whole time, I thought you were a nice guy."
• (Zach) "Wake up. I'm a water polo player. We're never nice guys."

• (Lindsay Gardner) "Maybe I don't want to be Caleb Nichol's daughter."

• (Seth) "Ohhh, I've missed you. It's been too long."
• (Ryan) "You're talking to a boat, Seth."
• (Seth) "Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse too but that never worries anyone."
• (Ryan) "It worries me."

• (Ryan) "I appreciate you driving me down to Chino, but I can take care of this myself. This shouldn't have to be your problem."
• (Sandy) "Hey. If it's a Ryan problem, it's a Cohen problem."

• (Caleb Nichol) "Just remember, whatever happens in that courtroom, I did what I did for this family."

• (Julie) "Keep that grimy paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of Cardio Barre can do to your face."

• (Seth) "How was the party dad? -- I think someone called the cops."

• (Seth) "Look at all these people, these normal, non-traumatised people; in relationships, in love."

• (Kirsten) "Is everything okay?"
• (Seth) "Hmm? Yeah, it's fine."
• (Theresa) "I'm pregnant."
• (Seth) "Well, except for that."

• (Sandy) "Well, you've been tryin'a get him to come to Thanksgiving for years."
• (Kirsten) "The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on."
• (Sandy) "You know, you might wanna slow down with that. You're drinkin on an empty stomach."
• (Kirsten) "Don't you tell me to slow down. Tell him to hit the bricks."
• (Sandy) "Hit the bricks? Who talks like that?"
• (Kirsten) "Don't you judge me. I have a family that won't let me cook for Thanksgiving dinner, I have a father who is using me for my candied yams, and we are out of Merlot."
• (Anna) "Do you want some -- privacy?"
• (Sandy) "Oh --"

• (Ryan) "Maybe you have the Summer flu and you should take some Annabiotics."

• (Summer) "I'm sorry I don't get references before 1990."

• (Summer) "No, see Zach and I? We're just hanging out. He is not my boyfriend. I do not want a boyfriend, okay. I had a boyfriend, he sailed away."

• (Ryan) "It's almost 3:30. Isn't your interview at 4?"
• (Seth) "What are you talking about?"
• (Ryan) "Are you ready?"
• (Seth) "Am I ready? Do me a favor."
• (Seth) "Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there."
• (Ryan) "No."
• (Seth) "Okay. You don't want to touch another man, I get it. You find my slender swimmer's body, um, intimidating."
• (Ryan) "Something smells."
• (Seth) "No it doesn't. No it doesn't. But they, uh, they say that the first sign of a, um, brain tumor, is, uh, phantom smells so you should lie down."
• (Seth) "Hey. Hey, you solved it. You're a mystery solver. You're like; you're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember when Encyclopedia Brown went on down to Texas --"
• (Seth) "-and solved the mystery of the great shootout? Hey; how about this for a change. A cage match; Encyclopedia Brown versus the Great Brain; to the death."
• (Ryan) "Are you high?"
• (Seth) "Am I high? No. No. Come on, man, I love it when you go for the comedy but I would not; I would not quit your day job beating up people. I would."
• (Seth) "I don't know how that got there."

• (Seth) "Summer and I are at war."
• (Sandy) "A pirate war?"

• (Seth) "You can't ruin Chrismukkah. It's got twice the resistance of any normal holiday."

• (Summer) "You know, Cohen -- your two hands on the wheel, and the wind blowing through your hair -- you actually looked kinda hot."
• (Seth) "Let me guess, Summer. You have a weakness for semen?"
• (Summer) "Ew, Cohen. And then there's that."

• (Seth) "Shhh. We're being stealth."

• (Summer) "Go away, I'm studying -- naked."
• (Seth) "That's supposed to keep me away?"

• (Marissa) "He's the yard guy."
• (Summer) "Well, he can park his truck in my driveway anytime."

• (Seth) "Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just wanted to go home."

• (Sandy) "It's ironic. Julie leaves Jimmy, marries you. Now he's worth millions and now you're going to be broke."

• (Julie) "Luke, you're a student at this school. I'm Marissa's mother."
• (Luke) "You mean it's over?"
• (Julie) "No, of course not. I meant in the hall. I'll see you tonight."

• (Ryan) "Kaitlin's back."
• (Summer) "Mini Cooper?"
• (Seth) "NOT so mini."

• (Summer) "Who let you in?"
• (Taylor Townsend) "I speak fluent housekeeper."

• (Marissa) "Hey, how come you're the brains? I'm the one who talked us back into that club."
• (Seth) "I'm sorry. I'm the brains."
• (Ryan) "You can be the beauty."
• (Marissa) "Okay, thanks."
• (Summer) "Great, and what am I, Cohen?"
• (Seth) "Uh, the boobs?"
• (Seth) "Uh, the bitch?"
• (Summer) "Okay, I'll take the boobs."
• (Seth) "Hey. So will I."
• (Marissa) "See, I think I should be the brains."
• (Ryan) "No, Seth's the brains."
• (Marissa) "Well, you're clearly not the beauty."
• (Ryan) "Ooooh, and now someone's the bitch."

• (Trey Atwood) "Ryan said you talk a lot."
• (Seth) "Yeah, its kind of a problem but hopefully one you'll come to find endearing."

• (Seth) "Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked."
• (Summer) "Ew."
• (Seth) "Summer? Come in."
• (Summer) "No way."

• (Marissa) "I think we should spend the entire summer just being normal."
• (Ryan) "We're not holding Seth to that?"
• (Marissa) "No, no. That'd be impossible."

• (Sandy) "Don't ever get married."
• (Ryan) "I've heard that from you before."
• (Sandy) "Oh, you'll hear it again. I'll be at the bar."

• (Anna) "So I guess you and Mrs. Cohen have a lot in common --"
• (Sandy) "Sure sure, we both love, uhh -- Seth."

• (Seth) "Mom, on the other hand, Waspy McWasp."
• (Sandy) "We're so proud."
• (Kirsten) "I am not a Wasp."
• (Seth) "Sure you're not."

• (Caleb Nichol) "I've come to ask a favor."
• (Sandy) "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
• (Caleb Nichol) "You didn't hear me?"
• (Sandy) "No, I heard you, I -- I just want to make you say it again."

• (Sandy) "And you know, they do find foster home for kids your age."
• (Seth) "Yeah, because everyone wants a brand new teenager."
• (Seth) "I'm sorry if I'm the only one here that will state the obvious --"
• (Kirsten) "Seth."
• (Seth) "But we have all this extra room, right? We have a pool house. Yet, you guys are going to ship him off to a group home. Am I the only one who gets how much that sucks?"

• (Kirsten) "Oy humbug."

• (Kirsten) "Is it over?"
• (Sandy) "I promise you, it never started."

• (Kirsten) "Oh, someone, please stop him before he starts singing "Greased Lightning.""
• (Seth) "Do it, dad. Travolta's your bitch."
• (Sandy) "Oh, thank you, son."

• (Sandy) "What are you going to do? Steal a car? Burn down a house? Punch out the captain of the water polo team? Those ships have sailed, my friend."

• (Jimmy) "Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart."
• (Julie) "Ok, first of all: it is not the same thing. Second of all: am I the gardener in this scenario? I think not."
• (Jimmy) "My parents threatened to cut me off if I didn't break up with you."
• (Julie) "You never told me that."
• (Jimmy) "Why hurt your feelings?"
• (Julie) "What did you tell them?"
• (Jimmy) "I told them to go to hell. I told them I was in love with you. I was."
• (Julie) "Well, I was easy to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer."
• (Jimmy) "Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice."

• (Sandy) "What are we fighting about?"
• (Kirsten) "I don't know, but it's serious."

• (Sandy) "You handle Marisa and I'll handle the Colonel."
• (Julie) "That's a Boogie Nights reference."
• (Sandy) "Expect a lot of them."

• (Seth) "Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?"

• (Marissa) "So, my mum's trying to drag me to cardio bar again. It's her idea of mother-daughter bonding."
• (Summer) "Cardio bar, Coop?"
• (Marissa) "Well, she says it's the new Taibo. So maybe I can learn to kick her ass."
• (Summer) "I don't think you need to do any more cardio."
• (Marissa) "What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Summer) "Nothing. It's just that; well and I mean this in the least scandalous way but you're looking a little thin."
• (Marissa) "I eat."

• (Marissa) "It will be fun."
• (Summer) "What's more fun than watching a neurotic freak bat his eyes at perfect pixie chick?"
• (Marissa) "I was being sarcastic."
• (Summer) "So was I. Which neither one of us was before Cohen came along and taught us all irony -- Jackass."

• (Seth) "Too complicated for banter about boats and Hanson?"

• (D.J.) "Guess I'd better prepare myself for some drama, huh?"
• (Marissa) "You have no idea."

• (Sandy) "So you and Summer seemed pretty chummy yesterday."
• (Seth) "Dad, chummy?"
• (Sandy) "It's okay. You can tell me."
• (Seth) "No, really, I can't."
• (Sandy) "If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?"
• (Seth) "Gee, I don't know, ugh Ryan -- Mom -- that tree over there."

• (Summer) "You've got to admit, Coop."
• (Summer) "Whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour; God, that is so freaking hot."
• (Summer) "In a mythic, biblical, Samurai Western kind of way."

• (Kirsten) "Colored lights, no way. White lights only because colored lights remind my father of a carnival. And he hates carnies."
• (Sandy) "Note to self: hang with carnies."

• (Zach) "Look Seth, I've always liked you but if I have to sacrifice our friendship to be with Summer, I'll do it."
• (Seth) "Amazing, all this time I thought you were a nice guy."
• (Zach) "Wake up, I'm a waterpolo player, we're never nice guys."
• (Seth) "Well looks like I won't need to worry about adding you to Atomic County, you're already there; the demon Water Polo player, the ironicists nemesis."
• (Zach) "And its gonna take a little bit more than quick-quips and pop-culture laden bromides to win little Miss Vixen."
• (Seth) "So its war."
• (Zach) "Its war."

• (Kirsten) "Julie, are you okay?"
• (Julie) "Duh. I don't need any steak knives. Do you want some coffee cake?"

• (Jimmy) "Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That's punishment enough."

• (Sandy) "There's no need for sarcasm."
• (Seth) "I'm not being sarcastic."
• (Sandy) "Well, it's hard to tell sometimes."

• (Kirsten) "My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper -- is my step-mom."
• (Jimmy) "Maybe we'll get you another bottle."
• (Sandy) "Yeah, drink up."
• (Kirsten) "This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all."

• (Summer) "Where other than the Bait Shop are tickets always plentiful and the band never too loud to talk over?"

• (Seth) "Name me ONE thing about Newport that isn't evil."
• (Ryan) "I will name you two."

• (Seth) "Yeah, it's too bad you're leaving. We never eat like this."
• (Kirsten) "That's not true. I cook all the time."
• (Seth) "Dad --"
• (Sandy) "I'm sorry, honey."
• (Kirsten) "Let's just eat."
• (Sandy) "We're not saying we want you to cook more."
• (Seth) "Oh --"
• (Seth) "Hell, no. You remember the meat loaf incident of '98?"
• (Kirsten) "That was brisket."
• (Seth) "Yeah, that's my point exactly."

• (Ryan) "Thought you wanted to sleep?"
• (Marissa) "Suddenly not so tired."

• (Caleb) "Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial and I swear, I hear a clicking."
• (Julie) "Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much?"

• (Marissa) "I think he hates me."
• (Summer) "He doesn't hate you."
• (Marissa) "He turned down sex."
• (Summer) "He might be onto something --"

• (Sandy) "If all we're gunna do is send them to their room and make them do homework, what are they going to learn?"
• (Kirsten) "Their homework."

• (Summer) "What do you want from me Cohen?"
• (Seth) "I just want you."

• (Caleb Nichol) "What the hell is that?"
• (Sandy) "It's my mother's meat loaf."
• (Caleb Nichol) "Oh God, your mother's here?"
• (Sandy) "Her recipe is. I'm trying out a chef. You want some?"
• (Caleb Nichol) "Actually, I think the sight of your mother's meat loaf has turned me into a vegetarian."

• (Summer) "Suddenly, my family not looking so dysfunctional."
• (Marissa) "You do realize that this is my family too?"

• (Ryan) "Sometimes you've got to let the rich people help you."

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