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The Nutty Professor Quotes

The Nutty Professor is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Nutty Professor ended in 1970.

It features Ernest D. Glucksman as producer, Walter Scharf in charge of musical score, and W. Wallace Kelley as head of cinematography.

The Nutty Professor is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Nutty Professor is 107 minutes long. The Nutty Professor is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jerry Lewis as Professor Julius Kelp, Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love, Stella Stevens as Stella Purdy, and Kathleen Freeman as Millie Lemmon.

The Nutty Professor Quotes

Jerry Lewis as Professor Julius Kelp

  • (Jerry Lewis) "Well, just don't do something, sit there."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you hurt?"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add."
  • (Stella Stevens) "I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?"
  • (Stella Stevens) "And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you."
  • (Stella Stevens) "You rude, discourteous egomaniac."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Have some, baby?"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Have some, baby?"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?"
  • (Stella Stevens) "No, not exactly."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig?"
  • (Stella Stevens) "Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things."
  • (Stella Stevens) "Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls?"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts."
  • (Stella Stevens) "Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt."
  • (Stella Stevens) "The music stopped."
  • (Jerry Lewis) "Yeah, I heard."
  • (Unnamed) "Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton --"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "He had something to do with figs, didn't he?"

Kathleen Freeman as Millie Lemmon

  • (Unnamed) "Warfield finishes with papers handed to him by secretary Lemmon -- Where's your pad?"
  • (Kathleen Freeman) "Oh it's not quite a mile from campus. It's a small flat, but you should see what I did with the drapes. Oh. You meant my steno pad. I'll be right back with it."
  • (Unnamed) "Never mind, what is it?"
  • (Kathleen Freeman) "Mr. Buddy Love is hear to see you, and is he ever a gasser. Should I have him come in?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you can do so without fainting."

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