The North Avenue Irregulars Quotes

The North Avenue Irregulars is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The North Avenue Irregulars ended in 1970.

It features Ron W. Miller as producer, Richard Bowden in charge of musical score, and Leonard J. South as head of cinematography.

The North Avenue Irregulars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The North Avenue Irregulars is 100 minutes long. The North Avenue Irregulars is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Barbara Harris as Mrs. Vicki Sims, Cloris Leachman as Claire, Patsy Kelly as Mrs. Rose Rafferty, Edward Herrmann as Rev. Michael Hill, Karen Valentine as Jane, Dick Fuchs as Howard Carlisle, and Douglas Fowley as Mr. Delaney Rafferty.

The North Avenue Irregulars Quotes

Patsy Kelly as Mrs. Rose Rafferty

• (Patsy Kelly) "Delaney told me it was a blank tape --"
• (Barbara Harris) "Mrs. Rafferty, we're very fortunate we're not dead. After all, we don't even look like gamblers."

• (Patsy Kelly) "Look, I've got a tape recorder."
• (Barbara Harris) "Is it on?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "No."
• (Barbara Harris) "Well, why don't you have it on, so it'll be running when we make the bet."
• (Patsy Kelly) "Good idea."
• (Barbara Harris) "No, not that way. That's reverse."

• (Unnamed) "What'll it be?"
• (All Girls) "Coffee."
• (Patsy Kelly) "And, try on 2-6-8. My horoscope says that even numbers are going to be very lucky for me today."

• (Patsy Kelly) "Reverend, what are you gonna do?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "Stop that bet."
• (Patsy Kelly) "Ohh?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "We'll take the bike. It's faster."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Here, put that on."
• (Patsy Kelly) "Yes, sir."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Get on, Mrs. Rafferty."
• (Patsy Kelly) "All right, I'm getting on."
• (Edward Herrmann) "You all set?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "I think so."

Edward Herrmann as Rev. Michael Hill

• (Edward Herrmann) "Where is this bookie?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "I don't know which one he used."
• (Edward Herrmann) "There's more than one?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "Lots. Carlucci's Bakery, the pet store on Friar, or the orthopedic shoe store. But I'll lay you 8-to-1 he used Harry the Hat."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Harry the Hat?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "Right."

• (Unnamed) "Hold it. Your pants."
• (Edward Herrmann) "What?"
• (Unnamed) ""Pants Pressed While 'U Wait." That's part of my deal with Harry."
• (Edward Herrmann) "But all I want to do is talk to him."
• (Unnamed) "No exceptions."

• (Edward Herrmann) "I want that money back, and if I don't get it, I will go straight to the police."
• (Unnamed) "Now we don't want any trouble."

Barbara Harris as Mrs. Vicki Sims

• (Unnamed) "How come he doesn't have any pants on?"
• (Barbara Harris) "Well, we; we don't know why, we; we don't question why."
• (Unnamed) "Why don't we? Did we also posed that daddy has pants on, when he doesn't?"
• (Barbara Harris) "Mm-hmm, Yeah."

Dick Fuchs as Howard Carlisle

• (Dick Fuchs) "Jane."
• (Karen Valentine) "Howard."
• (Dick Fuchs) "What on Earth are you doing in here?"
• (Karen Valentine) "I'm just having a little refreshment."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, is that what they call it these days? Ask her who the man is, Howard."
• (Dick Fuchs) "Who - --"
• (Karen Valentine) "Howard, I'll call you later."
• (Unnamed) "Ask her who the man is, Howard."
• (Karen Valentine) "Howard - --"
• (Dick Fuchs) "Who is that man?"
• (Karen Valentine) "He's just a guy. He bought me a drink, now is that a crime?"
• (Unnamed) "See, I told you she wasn't right for you, in the first place."
• (Dick Fuchs) "Yes, Mother."

Cloris Leachman as Claire

• (Cloris Leachman) "If you loose, does the treasury department give you back your money?"
• (Ticket Giver) "I thought so. Here's your order, lady."
• (Ticket Giver) "And next time, take your business someplace else."

• (Unnamed) "Phantom Fox."
• (Cloris Leachman) "Uh, Max and I are watching Freddie Uh Two Fingers' Snooker Parlor, and uh I -- expect to be murdered any minute. If that should happen, would somebody please contact Alfredo? He does my hair."
• (Unnamed) "Ten-four."
• (Douglas Fowley) "Five dames ain't gonna find no bank. We'll be lucky if they don't get us all killed. If you want me honest opinion, it's a wild duck chase."
• (Unnamed) "Who --"
• (Unnamed) "who is that?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "Sounds like Delaney Rafferty. Eh, Blarney Stone -- the whole idea is that they'd be less suspicious with women following them."
• (Patsy Kelly) "I know, I know but I can't drive, Reverand. And you'll never recognize Delaney."
• (Douglas Fowley) "Don't use my name, I told ya. If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what. Them guys play for keeps."

Karen Valentine as Jane

• (Karen Valentine) "I'd like to stick it to 'em good."

Douglas Fowley as Mr. Delaney Rafferty

• (Douglas Fowley) "Would you happen to have a little of that Sacremento wine on the premises, Reverand?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "Ah, Sacramento. Watch your hands. Do you want to get paint all over the Reverand's chair? Haven't you done enough for one day? Please, let's go home and get you cleaned up."
• (Douglas Fowley) "Rosie, you're straining me patience."

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