The Naked Truth (TV series) Quotes

The Naked Truth is a Sitcom that debuted in 1995 on American Broadcasting Company (1995-1996). The Naked Truth completed its run in 1998.

The Naked Truth aired for 3 seasons and 55 (7 unaired) episodes. It features Dan Foliart as composer. The Naked Truth is created by Chris Thompson (TV producer).

The Naked Truth is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Naked Truth is 30 minutes long. The Naked Truth is produced by Brillstein-Grey Entertainment and distributed by Sony Pictures Television.

The Naked Truth Quotes

• (Unnamed) "First date in six months."
• (Unnamed) "You haven't had a date in six months? HA. My record still stands."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, if you count my marriage, I haven't had a date in five years."
• (Unnamed) "HA. My record still stands."

• (Unnamed) "It's a pledge. You don't have to pay it. Do you know how much money I "pledge" to public television?"

• (Unnamed) "Quick. Quick. Guys, I-- I need to borrow somebody's car, please."
• (Unnamed) "You can borrow my car for fifty bucks."
• (Unnamed) "Uh, yeah, Nora. I was hoping to get one that wasn't attached to a tow truck."

• (Sir Rudolph Haley) "You'll never make it in the newspaper business if you cry every time I strike you."

• (Unnamed) "Camilla, haven't you ever done something for another human being without getting something in return?"
• (Unnamed) "Not since my high school prom."

• (Unnamed) "And that's Stupid Dave."
• (Unnamed) ""Stupid Dave"? I bet there's a funny story behind that nickname."
• (Unnamed) "Uh huh. I'm stupid."

• (Dave) "Hey, uh, is it horny in here or is it just me?"

• (Unnamed) "Nora, managing your money is so easy. You just use your credit cards. You pay your American Express with your Discover, your Discover with your Visa, your Visa with your Mastercard. Before they catch up with you, you're buried in a glorious crypt in Bel-Air."

• (Unnamed) "I remember my wedding. I never thought I could be that happy. Then I got divorced and I never thought I could be THAT happy."

• (Dave) "Hey, Nora, notice anything different about me?"
• (Unnamed) "Constantly. But I was raised not to say anything."

• (Unnamed) "I got one for ya: what do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles? Sparky."

• (Unnamed) "Here's the letter from Manuel."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, is that the little South African boy--the one you bought from Sally Struthers?"

• (Unnamed) "You can't get blood from a stone."
• (Unnamed) "But you can from a stab wound."

• (Unnamed) "I didn't get to the ripe old age of -- 41 -- by boo-hooing every time I had to get rid of a body."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I've had eight nervous breakdowns. Blue Cross only gives you six."

• (Unnamed) "Felicia, look at you. Why, the hands of time have scarcely tou-- Oh, no, now that I'm closer I can see that the hands of time have knocked you about quite a bit."

• (Unnamed) "You know, when mother left Daddy, she got 3 million."
• (Unnamed) "I know. Plus a 20 year old Costa Rican lover and a breast enhancement."
• (Unnamed) "And truthfully, Nora, aren't those both things you can use?"

• (Unnamed) "Did you, uh, miss me?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course I missed you. I had no idea how much until I found myself gazing longingly at the Washington Monument."

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