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The Muppets Take Manhattan Quotes

The Muppets Take Manhattan is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Muppets Take Manhattan completed its run in 1970.

It features David Lazer as producer, Ralph Burns, and Jeff Moss in charge of musical score, and Robert Paynter as head of cinematography.

The Muppets Take Manhattan is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Muppets Take Manhattan is 94 minutes long. The Muppets Take Manhattan is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Louis Zorich as Pete, Bruce Edward Hall as Masterson Rat, Lonny Price as Ronnie Crawford, Art Carney as Bernard Crawford, Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Lonny Price as Rowlf, Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Richard Hunt as Scooter, James Coco as Mr. Skeffington, and Jerry Nelson as Floyd.

The Muppets Take Manhattan Quotes

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy

  • (Kermit the Frog) "Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister."
  • (The Minister) "Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?"
  • (Frank Oz) "I do."
  • (The Minister) "Do you, Froggie, take this pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?"
  • (Kermit the Frog) "Well -- I --"
  • (The Minister) "Do you?"
  • (Kermit the Frog) "Well -- I do."
  • (The Minister) "Then because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you Frog and Pig."
  • (Frank Oz) "Oh, dear Lord. Not jogging."
  • (Baby Kermit) "She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too."
  • (Frank Oz) "And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh."
  • (Fozzie Bear) "Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa."
  • (Richard Hunt) "And she's gonna learn to fly a plane."
  • (Lonny Price) "She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes --"
  • (Dave Goelz) "-- and practice neurosurgery on your brain."
  • (Frank Oz) "I spy because I care."
  • (Kermit the Frog) "Well I care, too."
  • (Frank Oz) "Well, why don't you say so?"
  • (Kermit the Frog) "I JUST DID."
  • (Frank Oz) "ALL RIGHT."
  • (Roller Skater) "Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em anyway; I just like to run around in shorts."
  • (Kermit the Frog) "Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing."
  • (Kermit the Frog) "Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON. Ahhh -- the sounds of love: su-EEEEE. Oink, oink."
  • (Frank Oz) "Cancel the show. Hi-yah."
  • (Frank Oz) "Gonzo, is Camilla all right?"
  • (Dave Goelz) "Yeah, but I think we're engaged."

Jerry Nelson as Floyd

  • (Rizzo the Rat) "Ok, what'll ya have?"
  • (Jerry Nelson) "The number for The Board Of Health."
  • (Rizzo the Rat) "Gangway. Coming through. Hey Watch it, will ya?"
  • (Fozzie Bear) "Hey, that waiter's a rat."
  • (Jerry Nelson) "I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite."

Dave Goelz as Gonzo

  • (Kermit the Frog) "Gonzo, are you alright?"
  • (Dave Goelz) "I just saw my life flash before my nose."

Lonny Price as Ronnie Crawford

  • (Lonny Price) "Dad. Dad. I've got great news."
  • (Art Carney) "If you two are in love, I don't wanna know about it."
  • (Lonny Price) "Well I told you -- I want to do something different."
  • (Art Carney) "So put some Jell-O down your pants."
  • (Lonny Price) "But, Pop, I told you; I want to do something different."
  • (Art Carney) "So put some Jell-O down your pants."

James Coco as Mr. Skeffington

  • (James Coco) "Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post."
  • (Lonny Price) "Don't we all?"

Louis Zorich as Pete

  • (Louis Zorich) "Hey, I tell you what is. Big city, hmm? Live, work, huh? But not city only. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?"
  • (Rizzo the Rat) "What's this supposed to be?"
  • (Louis Zorich) "Is grits. Grits. Hominy grits."
  • (Rizzo the Rat) "How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself."

Bruce Edward Hall as Masterson Rat

  • (Brooke Shields) "Is something wrong?"
  • (Bruce Edward Hall) "Do you believe in interspecies dating?"
  • (Brooke Shields) "Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean."

Richard Hunt as Scooter

  • (Kermit the Frog) "What's going on here?"
  • (Richard Hunt) "Well -- uh -- we just got job offers. Uh -- right guys?"
  • (Kermit the Frog) "That's great. But why do you all look so sad?"
  • (Richard Hunt) "Well, it's just -- they're kind of -- out of town job offers. Right guys?"
  • (Dave Goelz) "What job did I get?"
  • (Richard Hunt) "Gonzo. Shut up."

Art Carney as Bernard Crawford

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