The Muppets (film) Quotes

The Muppets (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Muppets ended in 1970.

It features David Hoberman as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Muppets (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Muppets (film) is 103 minutes long. The Muppets (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jim Parsons as Walter, Jason Segel as Gary, Amy Adams as Mary, Bill Barretta as Rowlf, Chris Cooper as Tex Richman, Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Rashida Jones as Veronica, Michael Albala as TV Executive, and David Rudman as Scooter.

The Muppets (film) Quotes

Chris Cooper as Tex Richman

• (Marvin Suggs) "The movie's almost over, it's time to say "So long"."
• (Chris Cooper) "Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song."

• (Chris Cooper) "To the end of the Muppets."
• (Chris Cooper) "Deadly. What are you doing?"
• (Uncle Deadly) "Enough. Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet. Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh."
• (Chris Cooper) "What does that mean?"
• (Uncle Deadly) "It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh. Ha ha."
• (Uncle Deadly) "Oopsie."
• (Chris Cooper) "Deadly."
• (Uncle Deadly) "Now that's a maniacal laugh for you."

• (Chris Cooper) "Maniacal laugh -- maniacal laugh --"

• (Bobo) "Together again."
• (Uncle Deadly) "Gee, it's good to be --"
• (Chris Cooper) "NO SINGING IN MY OFFICE."

• (Chris Cooper) "The show's over."
• (Fozzie Bear) "But we were so close."
• (Fozzie Bear) "Or -- not. Eh, kinda makes me feel better, actually. We were nowhere close at all."

• (Chris Cooper) "A hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world."

Jason Segel as Gary

• (Jason Segel) "Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait, stop."
• (Jason Segel) "Are there Muppets in this movie?"

• (Jason Segel) "Mary, will you marry me?"
• (Amy Adams) "Mahna-mahna."

• (Jason Segel) "It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon."
• (Kermit the Frog) "No."
• (Amy Adams) "This is going to be a really short movie."

Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy

• (Eric Jacobson) "I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man."

• (Miss Poogy) "Sorry, Miss Piggy. But you've been replaced -- Permanently."
• (Eric Jacobson) "Oh, yeah?"
• (Miss Poogy) "Yeah."
• (Eric Jacobson) "I don't think so -- sister."
• (Miss Poogy) "Who are you calling 'sister', sister?"
• (Eric Jacobson) "Oh, look. An omelette station."
• (Miss Poogy) "Where?"
• (Eric Jacobson) "HIYA. There's only room for one Miss Piggy. And that's moi."
• (Miss Poogy) "Yeah? Well, you ain't seen the last of me. I'll be back."
• (Eric Jacobson) "Yesh, yeah, ever heard of mouthwash?"

• (Swedish Chef) "No masken?"
• (Eric Jacobson) "No Masken."

• (Eric Jacobson) "Kermit, we found a celebrity. Jack Black has graciously agreed to host the show for us."
• (Kermit the Frog) "That's great. Where is he?"
• (Eric Jacobson) "In the trunk."
• (Jack Black) "Get me out of here."

• (Miss Piggy's Receptionist) "Miss Piggy?"
• (Eric Jacobson) "What? Can't you see that I'm busy?"

Rashida Jones as Veronica

• (Rashida Jones) "I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore."
• (Fozzie Bear) "Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy."

David Rudman as Scooter

• (David Rudman) "You are all naked."

Bill Barretta as Rowlf

• (Bill Barretta) "How come you didn't use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting."
• (Kermit the Frog) "Rowlf?"
• (Bill Barretta) "Huh?"
• (Kermit the Frog) "You wanna get back together?"
• (Bill Barretta) "Okay."
• (Bill Barretta) "Heh heh. Classic."

• (Bill Barretta) "An Albino."
• (Sam Eagle) "A Mosquito."
• (Beaker) "Mee-mee-mee-mo."

• (Sam Eagle) "Hello."
• (Bill Barretta) "Hello."
• (Link Hogthrob) "Hello."
• (Beaker) "Mee-Meep."
• (Beaker) "Mee-Meep."
• (Beaker) "Hello."

Jim Parsons as Walter

• (Jim Parsons) "Maybe Kermit will be there."
• (Jason Segel) "I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore."
• (Jim Parsons) "I think that's just an Internet rumor, like, "There's a country called Turkey.""
• (Jason Segel) "Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place."

• (Jim Parsons) "-- and then, when he thought they were alone, he said, "There's oil under this theater, see. I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see. Sweet, sweet oil, see.""
• (Amy Adams) "People still talk like that?"
• (Jim Parsons) "Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head."

• (Miss Piggy's Receptionist) "She has an opening in early September."
• (Jim Parsons) "Early September? But that's in six months."
• (Fozzie Bear) "That's nothing. I once waited a whole year for September."

• (Jim Parsons) "But Kermit, you have to try. The Muppets are AMAZING. You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given."
• (Kermit the Frog) "Children?"
• (Jim Parsons) "No, the OTHER gift."
• (Kermit the Frog) "Ice cream?"
• (Jim Parsons) "No, no, after that --"
• (Kermit the Frog) "Laughter?"
• (Jim Parsons) "YES. The THIRD greatest gift ever."

• (Jim Parsons) "Am I a Muppet, or am I a man? If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man."

Michael Albala as TV Executive

• (Michael Albala) "No."
• (Michael Albala) "No."
• (Michael Albala) "Lo siento, pero no."
• (Kermit the Frog) "Oh, you hear that, guys?"
• (Michael Albala) "That means no."
• (Kermit the Frog) "Oh."

Amy Adams as Mary

• (Amy Adams) "Everything's great. Everything's grand. Except Gary's always off with his friend. It's never me and him. It's always me and him, and him. I wonder when it's going to end. But, I guess that's okay, 'cause maybe someday -- I know just how it's going to be. He'll ride up on a steed, get down on one knee, and say, "Mary, will you marry me -- please?""

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