The Munsters' Revenge Quotes

The Munsters' Revenge is a television show that was first aired in 1981 on NBC. The Munsters' Revenge ended in 1970.

It features Don Nelson (screenwriter) as producer, and Harry L. Wolf as head of cinematography. The Munsters' Revenge is executive produced by Edward Montagne.

The Munsters' Revenge is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Munsters' Revenge is 83 minutes long. The Munsters' Revenge is produced by Universal Television and distributed by NBC. Spinoffs for this show include Here Come the Munsters.

The Munsters' Revenge Quotes

• (The Raven) "Eleven O'Clock and all is well -- but what do I know?"

• (Unnamed) "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, you rascal."

• (Unnamed) "You hear that, Herman, hm? The pride of Transylvania treated like a common criminal. Heh, Well, I'll tell ya, that's enough to drive a man to drink. Hm. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a nice Bloody Mary. Or Dorothy or Emily."

• (Unnamed) "I'll never forget it, that face -- there was blood dripping from the fangs."
• (Unnamed) "That's impossible. I've been on the wagon for over a year."
• (Unnamed) "That's right, you can ask 'em down at the B.S.A."
• (Unnamed) "The Boy Scouts of America?"
• (Unnamed) "Blood Suckers Annonymous."

• (Unnamed) "What's with the music?"

• (Unnamed) "I hope nobody gets fresh. You know how hard it is for me to say no."

• (Unnamed) "Let me take a picture so I can show the guys in the Bat 'n Ball club just how famous my family really is."
• (Unnamed) "Bat club? Hey, Eddie, you could get into that kind of a club on my name alone."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I don't know, Grandpa, they don't take just anybody."
• (Unnamed) "Eddie, we're just not anybody, son."
• (Unnamed) "That's right, Eddie, your fathers a little bit of everybody and your grandpa has got some of the best blood in Europe flowing through them veins --"

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna throw a party, I mean the party of all party. I mean it's gonna be a party that even Nero and Caligula would be jealous of."

• (Unnamed) "You'll see, when I attain superstardom, it will be because of this magnificent voice, not because I'm just another pretty face."

• (Unnamed) "I don't wanna hear one more word about food until I'm being fed."
• (Unnamed) "Holy Transylvania, look at that lettuce."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "What a load of cabbage."
• (Unnamed) "Cabbage?"
• (Unnamed) "I've never seen so much bread."
• (Unnamed) "Lettuce, cabbage, bread, Grandpa, you've got a mean streak in you."

• (Unnamed) "I wish Grandpa were here and maybe he'd get one of my good ideas."

• (Unnamed) "Now, gentlemen, as you know, the National Gallery has been kind enought to make a little celebration for us on Halloween and I have a little surprise for them, that's gonna make all you gentlemen, and especially me, very rich."

• (Unnamed) "Deck the halls with strings of garlick, falalala lalalala. Arsenic eggnogs make us frolic, falalala lalala laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

• (Unnamed) "Here goes nothing."
• (Unnamed) "Cross your fingers --"
• (Unnamed) "Please. No crosses."

• (Unnamed) "Are my seams straight?"
• (Unnamed) "They are -- Unfortunately, your legs are crooked."

• (Unnamed) "Herman, I have slept in just about every closet and coffin in the world, but this place give me crosstophobia."

• (Unnamed) "Herman, oh. I remember you when you could hardly walk."
• (Unnamed) "Guess we did a pretty good job, eh?"
• (Unnamed) "He seems to be holding together quite well."

• (The Raven) "Ten O'Clock and boy, is this a dull party."

• (Unnamed) "We're new here."
• (Unnamed) "She hasn't been new anywhere in years."

• (Unnamed) "A man in his lifetime has only one night like this. I'll have nothing interfere with mine."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, my dear, could I interest you in a little bite?"
• (Unnamed) "Grandpa, she's only a robot. That woman can not talk."
• (Unnamed) "I know -- those are the best kind."

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