The Mountain (TV series) Quotes

The Mountain is a TV program that appeared on TV in 2004 on The WB. The Mountain stopped airing in 2005.

The Mountain lasted 1 seasons and 13 episodes. The Mountain is executive produced by Shaun Cassidy. The Mountain is created by David Barrett.

The Mountain is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mountain is 43 minutes long. The Mountain is produced by Wonderland Sound and Vision and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Elizabeth Bogush as Max Dowling, Oliver Hudson as David Carver Jr., Tommy Dewey as Michael Dowling, Johann Urb as Travis Thorson, Mitch Pileggi as Colin Dowling, Penn Badgley as Sam Tunney, and Alana de la Garza as Maria Serrano.

The Mountain Quotes

Oliver Hudson as David Carver Jr.

• (Oliver Hudson) "No one's ever bought me a tie before"
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "Well, glad I could be first at something."

• (Oliver Hudson) "Quality time with the mom?"
• (Elizabeth Bogush) ""Quality" would be a stretch. Mom spent most of the week going to her narcotics anonymous meetings."
• (Oliver Hudson) "Well, um, consistency is a very important part of recovery."
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "She's sleeping with her sponsor."

• (Oliver Hudson) "This is the guy who tried to sell the mountain out from under us. Never mind the fact that he's slept with the entire Pacific Northwest. There are salmon that this guy has sired."

• (Oliver Hudson) "If you can't have the one that you love, love the won you're with."
• (Penn Badgley) "Hmm. That's good advice. Thanks."
• (Oliver Hudson) "It's not really advice. It's a song. Stephen Stills, 1970."

• (Oliver Hudson) "When my grandafther died, everyone back home wanted to know what would happen to the mountain. For me and my family, all we could think about was what would happen to us."

• (Oliver Hudson) "Travis -- You're fired."

• (Oliver Hudson) "My life has been spent running away from this place. Trying not to be something instead of just accepting what I am."

Elizabeth Bogush as Max Dowling

• (Elizabeth Bogush) "I dumped you. Get over it. This can't be the first time it's ever happened."
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "You've never been dumped before? My God. So you've never had your heart broken?"
• (Oliver Hudson) "I've had my heart broken, okay? And I'm trying to avoid it right now."

Tommy Dewey as Michael Dowling

• (Tommy Dewey) "If it makes you happy, the next time I see her I'll give her a spanking."

• (Tommy Dewey) "Max, I shot off our father's toe. Coming back here brings me nothing but severe intestinal pain."
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "How were you supposed to know they couldn't sew it back on? After what they did with that Bobbitt guy."

Johann Urb as Travis Thorson

• (Johann Urb) "Your father wants to know if you wanted to go turkey hunting"
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "What?"
• (Johann Urb) "He thought you might be in the mood to kill something."
• (Elizabeth Bogush) "Now there's a man who knows exactly what I need."

Mitch Pileggi as Colin Dowling

• (Mitch Pileggi) "You think this is for me? I don't even like Thanksgiving."
• (Tommy Dewey) "Once the body count gets high enough I'm sure we'll all love it."

Alana de la Garza as Maria Serrano

• (Alana de la Garza) "This is prophetic you know?"
• (Oliver Hudson) "What in a biblical sense?"
• (Alana de la Garza) "Don't you think it's a sign from God? We're literally buried under all our lies."
• (Oliver Hudson) "Lies? It's just frozen water. It's all fluffy and white for some reason."

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