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The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Quotes

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green ended in 1970.

It features Roy Firestone in charge of musical score, and John Ealer as head of cinematography.

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green is 88 minutes long. The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green is distributed by Regent Releasing (theatrical).

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Hey. No offense, I despise small talk. My name's Punch. I'm a sensitive, globally aware kind of guy who's horny 24 hours a day. My likes are dick, dick, and more dick. My pet peeves are rainy days, cum stains on new shirts and people who eat bananas with their mouths open. It makes that squishy noise, you know? That's a whole evening of small talk right there."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you doing? f*** him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, f*** him."
  • (Unnamed) "Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of this?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, f*** him."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Do it doggy style."
  • (Unnamed) "Do it doggy style. f*** him."
  • (Unnamed) "There are three things I know in life: One, you make your own reality and destinies. Two, no matter where you move, no matter how many times you move, there will always be an International Male catalogue on your doorstep, and when you open it you'll feel fat. And number three, if you want something, really want something, for all the right reasons, grab it by the balls, and don't let go."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry if I shocked you."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh no, that's ok, I have HBO --"
  • (Unnamed) "Fear is the darkroom where all negatives are developed."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow, who wrote that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Barbara Walters from "The View". Or maybe it was the fat one."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't have a cell phone, do you?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh my God, that is so hot. A gay guy without a cell phone."
  • (Unnamed) "How old are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "19, but I'm petulant."
  • (Unnamed) "Leo, you know I'm a mess. I am destined to play "Dream Date" for the rest of my life and lose."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, there's one way to win the game, Ethan."
  • (Unnamed) "What's that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stop playing."
  • (Unnamed) "Straight men can find love in their golden years, but it's harsher in the gay world."
  • (Unnamed) "Remember when you said you never really get over people? FYI, I'm totally over you."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't be afraid of the Punch."
  • (Unnamed) "You've gotta label your tapes better. I thought you lent me Love Story, and grandma and I sat down to watch it and, you know, it was Dawson's -- Crack."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks for delivering."
  • (Unnamed) "It's what I do best."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I mean about today. You really came through for me, and I appreciate that. Kyle --"
  • (Unnamed) "Ooh, we haven't done our job if you still remember his name."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm surprised you two decided to come. I know how you feel about Chester."
  • (Unnamed) "Weddings are more important than anything."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, one needs to respect the institution, not that asshole entering into it."
  • (Unnamed) "Juarez, I'm just curious, for the two months we were together you never wanted to live with me, yet you've lived with my mother for 5 years. Is there something wrong with me?"
  • (Unnamed) "God, he's like the gay Antichrist."

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