The Million Dollar Hotel Quotes

The Million Dollar Hotel is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Million Dollar Hotel ended in 1970.

It features Deepak Nayar as producer, Jon Hassell, Bono, and Daniel Lanois; Brian Eno in charge of musical score, and Phedon Papamichael as head of cinematography.

The Million Dollar Hotel is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Million Dollar Hotel is 122 minutes long. The Million Dollar Hotel is distributed by Lions Gate Films.

The cast includes: Harris Yulin as Stanley Goldkiss, Peter Stormare as Dixie, Jeremy Davies as Tom Tom, Milla Jovovich as Eloise, Donal Logue as Charley Best, Julian Sands as Terence Scopey, Bud Cort as Shorty, Jimmy Smits as Geronimo, and Tim Roth as Izzy Goldkiss.

The Million Dollar Hotel Quotes

Donal Logue as Charley Best

• (Donal Logue) "I don't think your psych-out routine is going to work, because they're a little more afraid of their toilets right now than they are of you."

• (Donal Logue) "You amaze me. After all that you're gonna arrest some two-bit Indian hustler for murder based on the desperate testimony of this, uh, skateboard riding halfwit."
• (Detective Skinner) "I knew you'd catch on eventually."

Jeremy Davies as Tom Tom

• (Jeremy Davies) "I suppose Skinner was playing dumb too, but he was out of his league."

• (Jeremy Davies) "Izzy always said: It's good to specialise. So they'll think of you first."

• (Jeremy Davies) "Why did you call me an idiot?"
• (Detective Skinner) "Wild guess --"

• (Jeremy Davies) "The heart is a sleeping beauty and love the only kiss it can't resist. Even if its eyes lay open wide, there is a heart that sleeps inside. And it's to there you must be hastening. For all hearts dream, they dream only of awakening."

• (Jeremy Davies) "The world was spinning fast that night. I just hoped I could hold on and be part of it."

• (Detective Skinner) "No, don't be so f***ing stupid."
• (Jeremy Davies) "I am f***ing stupid."

• (Jeremy Davies) "She was the love of my life, even though hadn't actually met her; yet."

• (Jeremy Davies) "You shouldn't smoke, 'cause people die of it and sometimes they even get cancer"

• (Jeremy Davies) "Is was like in the day she lived in her body, but at night she left it for others. I always want to protect her, but Izzy said, don't worry no one can hurt her, she's not even there."

• (Jeremy Davies) "And sometimes people die when they smoke, and sometimes they even get cancer."
• (Milla Jovovich) "I can't die."
• (Jeremy Davies) "Oh, you can't? You can't?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "I don't exist."
• (Jeremy Davies) "So, how come?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "I'm fictional."

• (Jeremy Davies) "Venice is for lovers."
• (Milla Jovovich) "So you're a pretty smooth operator?"

• (Jeremy Davies) "Dixie was in a music band called The Beatles. Only they didn't know."

• (Jeremy Davies) "Izzy had so many thoughts, he said he had to store them in my empty head where they'd be safe. If only I could let them out again."

• (Jeremy Davies) "Wow, after I jumped it occurred to me, life is perfect, life is the best. It's full of magic, beauty, opportunity, and television, and surprises, lots of surprises, yeah. And then there's that stuff that everybody longs for, but they only real feel when it's gone. All that just kinda hit me. I guess you don't really see it all clearly when you're; ya know; alive."

• (Jeremy Davies) "I think it was my ego that made me do it. I didn't even know I had one until I met Eloise."

• (Jeremy Davies) "All I ever wanted was to reach Eloise. Just to reach her. I did. And I ended up turning the world upside down along the way, even if just for a moment. Wow."

Peter Stormare as Dixie

• (Peter Stormare) "I called Liverpool, Interpol, even Paul."

• (Peter Stormare) "I am the walrus. God is just the middle man."

• (Peter Stormare) "Somebody's trying to kill me."
• (Detective Skinner) "If they succeed, I'll come see you again."

• (Detective Skinner) "Special Agent Skinner. I'm a detective."
• (Peter Stormare) "You got some Oragel? This f***ing cavity's going into my brain. Morphine, Motrin, Tylenol, anything? Come on, you call yourself a dentist?"
• (Detective Skinner) "Detective. Teeth, gums, gingivitis are out of my line."

• (Peter Stormare) "Where the hell have you been? I've been calling you pretty little policemen for months now."

• (Peter Stormare) "Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, then that's real, isn't it? And if enough people believe in the same thing, then -- that's reality."

• (Peter Stormare) "You think God sits around writing songs? I am The Walrus. God's just the middleman."

• (Peter Stormare) "Let's vote. There is two letters on each ballot, a Y and a N. A Y means why and and a N means why not."

• (Peter Stormare) "Like never trust politicians or parking meters."

Bud Cort as Shorty

• (Unnamed) "How old was Izzy?"
• (Bud Cort) "Uh, like Jesus, about 30 -- 30 years old."

Julian Sands as Terence Scopey

• (Julian Sands) "-- because the line between art and garbage can be thin."
• (Julian Sands) "Sometimes even artists cannot see it."

• (Julian Sands) "-- the artist is often merely the painter, and the dealer is actually the artist."
• (Bud Cort) "Yeah, a bulls*** artist."

Harris Yulin as Stanley Goldkiss

• (Harris Yulin) "The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy."

• (Harris Yulin) "What my rivals want to buy is any piece of s*** they can get on me and flush me down the toilet -- They don't need much: one ounce of s***, they make a s*** soufflé."

• (Harris Yulin) "The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy."

Jimmy Smits as Geronimo

• (Jimmy Smits) "God is white."

• (Jimmy Smits) "It's about all of the lives, the cultures, the moments, that are buried in the pavement. Lost forever, without a trace like Izzy."

Milla Jovovich as Eloise

• (Milla Jovovich) "So, why do you like me so much anyway?"
• (Jeremy Davies) "I don't know."
• (Milla Jovovich) "Tom Tom, you know -- you can't always say 'yes' or 'no' or 'I don't know' -- you know -- There must be a reason. And it would be nice to know what it is. So why don't you think about it and I'll wait."
• (Jeremy Davies) "Love can never be portrayed the same way as a tree or the sea, or any other mystery. It's the eyes, with which we see. It's the sinner in the saint. It's the light inside the paint."

• (Milla Jovovich) "It's too bad you're a cop, you'd make a great pimp."

Tim Roth as Izzy Goldkiss

• (Tim Roth) "You can't love something puts no value on itself."

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