The Mighty Boosh (TV series) Quotes

The Mighty Boosh is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2004 on BBC Three. The Mighty Boosh ended in 2007.

The Mighty Boosh lasted 20 episodes. It features Spencer Millman as producer, and Julian Barratt as theme composer. The Mighty Boosh is executive produced by Steve Coogan. The Mighty Boosh is created by Julian Barratt.

The Mighty Boosh is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Mighty Boosh is 30 minutes long. The Mighty Boosh is produced by Baby Cow Productions.

The Mighty Boosh Quotes

• (Head Shaman) "Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here --"

• (Lucien) "You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full."
• (Vince Noir) "Why?"
• (Lucien) "Because there's somethin' out there -- somethin' evil -- somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg --"
• (Vince Noir) "-- who?"
• (Lucien) "Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard."
• (Colin) "Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exists. Hook goes right through 'im."
• (Lucien) "Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe."
• (The Moon) "And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big. Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh. It isn't small, it's the big one. Like that."

• (The Moon) "Here's a poem, from the Moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./"
• (The Moon) "Yeah."

• (Howard Moon) "I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire."
• (The Spirit of Jazz) "Yorkshire? What is Yorkshire?"
• (Howard Moon) "Yorkshire is a place. Yorkshire is a state of mind."

• (Howard Moon) "I'm an explorer."
• (Vince Noir) "I thought you were a writer?"
• (Howard Moon) "I do many things. I span the genres; they call me the genre spanner."
• (Vince Noir) "Yeah, they call you the spanner --"

• (Tommy Nooka) "Stop. Stop. I am too old. You and your wife must go without me."

• (Howard Moon) "Don't kill me, I've got so much to give."

• (Howard Moon) "I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me."

• (Tony Harrison) "I come fully equipped with a papoose. I slip into it like a peanut. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin."
• (Saboo) "Must I assemble this Kinder Egg?"

• (Old Gregg) "Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space."

• (The Moon) "One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube."

• (Vince Noir) "Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard -- Howard?"
• (Howard Moon) "This better be good."
• (Vince Noir) "You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?"
• (Howard Moon) "Please don't speak to me ever again in your life."

• (The Moon) "He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh."
• (The Moon) "Heey. I did a song. Jupiter, I did a song. You ain't got one. Heey."
• (The Moon) "Oh, I feel sick."

• (Vince Noir) "The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo."

• (Howard Moon) "The wind is my only friend."
• (Unnamed) "I hate you."

• (Bollo) "I got a bad feeling about this --"

• (Vince Noir) "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?"

• (The Spirit of Jazz) "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten."

• (The Spirit of Jazz) "Ow. My hat's on fire. What's wrong with you? You blind? Why didn't ya tell me?"
• (Howard Moon) "Sorry, I thought that was your look"

• (Howard Moon) "You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. What about the zoo?"
• (Vince Noir) "F the zoo"
• (Howard Moon) "What did you say?"
• (Vince Noir) "I said, f the zoo"
• (Howard Moon) "I can't believe you're saying that. What about the animals?"
• (Vince Noir) "F the animals. They're all a bunch of w ."

• (Vince Noir) "Look at this one."
• (Naboo) "Don't touch that."
• (Vince Noir) "All right. Easy."
• (Naboo) "This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult."
• (Vince Noir) "I thought it was good for you."
• (Naboo) "What?"
• (Vince Noir) "Well, you know, good for your digestive system."
• (Naboo) "That's Yakult."
• (Vince Noir) "Oh, yeah --"

• (Vince Noir) "Howard? You think it's going to be alright?"
• (Howard Moon) "No. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man."
• (Vince Noir) "Had some good times, though, didn't we?"
• (Howard Moon) "Yeah --"
• (Vince Noir) "Huh -- yeah --"
• (Howard Moon) "Remember the time we had that soup?"
• (Vince Noir) "That was brilliant."
• (Vince Noir) "Soup. Soup. A tasty -- Soup. Soup. A spicy, carrot and coriander --"
• (Vince Noir) "-- chili chowder."
• (Vince Noir) "Crouton. Crouton. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth."
• (Vince Noir) "I am gazpachio -- OH. I am a summer soup -- Mm."
• (Vince Noir) "Miso. Miso. Fighting in the dojo. Miso. Miso. Oriental prince in the land of soup."
• (Vince Noir) "Classic times."
• (Howard Moon) "Crazy days --"

• (Howard Moon) "Vince, you've gone wrong."
• (Vince Noir) "I am the Chosen One. I have the amulet."
• (Howard Moon) "Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit."
• (Vince Noir) "You don't accessorise. There's a simple truth to you."
• (Howard Moon) "Give me the amulet, you bitch."

• (The Moon) "When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon -- he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a s*** about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon."

• (Unnamed) "I like your dress --"
• (Rudy) "This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks."
• (Unnamed) "Why don't you stay awhile?"
• (Rudy) "Put away those fiery biscuits --"

• (Old Gregg) "What do you think of me?"
• (Howard Moon) "I don't rightly know, Sir."
• (Old Gregg) "Make an assessment."

• (The Spirit of Jazz) "Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove."

• (Tony Harrison) "It's an outrage. An outrage."

• (Unnamed) "A little to the left."

• (Vince Noir) "Calm a llama down."
• (Howard Moon) "Calm a llama down."
• (Howard Moon) "Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/"
• (Howard Moon) "."

• (Howard Moon) "Kodiak. It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning."
• (Kodiak Jack) "The what?"
• (Howard Moon) "The telephone --"
• (Kodiak Jack) "Ohh, the talky stick. Your voice was trapped in there this morning."

• (Tommy Nooka) "Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese./ O cheese."
• (Vince Noir) "Is that your hero?"
• (Howard Moon) "Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong."
• (Vince Noir) "I'm going to stick with Jagger."

• (The Hitcher) "Aagh. It hurts. It burns. You've liquified me, you slags."

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