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The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) Quotes

The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) is a Satire that was first aired in 1998 on ABC 1. The Micallef P ended in 2001.

The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) is 30 minutes long.

The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Just a reminder that this week is the Forty Hour Pestilence. Kids will be contracting various diseases for charity. So please, if you have anything, no matter how minor, give it to whoever knocks on your door."
  • (Unnamed) "Computron: the best filing cabinet prostitutes in the business."
  • (Unnamed) "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jewellery, might I remind you that we no longer live in the age of the steam engine and the straw hat, and if it is a crime for my client to kill a man in cold blood, then my client is guilty. But if it is not a crime, then he isn't. The end."
  • (Unnamed) "His enemies all fear him, you can barely hear him, invincible and inaudible; Sotto Voce."
  • (Unnamed) "So if you think you've got what it takes to type slowly and sell confectionary and toiletries, then why not consider a career in pharmacy."
  • (Unnamed) "Smoking. It has been found that twenty-five thousand people die each day from smoking-related illnesses. But scientists have now proved conclusively that this number would be halved if divided by two."
  • (Announcer) "BMW; it's the Rolls-Royce of automobiles."
  • (Unnamed) "Ant farms: cruel and barbaric, or not that bad really? Outspoken chimneysweep Leon Spack has his say."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, like an understocked herb salesman, we've run out of oregano -- sorry, time."

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