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The Mexican Quotes

The Mexican is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Mexican ended in 1970.

It features Christopher Ball as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Darius Wolski as head of cinematography.

The Mexican is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mexican is 123 minutes long. The Mexican is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Julia Roberts as Samantha, Brad Pitt as Jerry, Bob Balaban as Bernie Nayman, Michael Cerveris as Frank, James Gandolfini as Winston Baldry, and J. K. Simmons as Ted.

The Mexican Quotes

Julia Roberts as Samantha

  • (Leroy) "I have to ask you a question -- and it's an important one so, I want you to think about the answer before you give it to me. Okay?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Okay"
  • (Leroy) "When two people love each other; Really -- Love each other; but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Tha? -- oh, well -- that's -- you know -- um -- you know it's Over when -- okay, I have, like, these psychosomatic, insomniatic manifestations of -- uh, well here's the thing about me: I'm a product of my emotions, versus being a product of my environment, like HIM, which he is, exactly, just THAT, environmental -- uh uh I need sunshine to grow; that's who I am, and uh with the projection of the -- I have goals"
  • (Leroy) "That's your answer?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yah"
  • (Leroy) "That's not right. I mean, there's a right answer here, but that's not it"
  • (Leroy) "Look, in my business you're surrounded by loneliness, and finality. Now I don't care what your take is on an afterlife, when people die, it's scary. And they go alone. Now the people that I send off, that have experienced love, they're a little less scared. I mean they're still scared, but there's -- a calmness to 'em, and I think that comes from the knowledge that somebody, somewhere loved 'em, and cared for 'em, and will miss 'em. Now I see that from time to time, and I am awed by it. I don't think I'd be telling you any of this if it wasn't for Frank. Anyway, it's a loaded question. Look, when two people love each other; Totally, TRUTHfully, all the way Love each other; the answer to that question is simple, especially in your case. When do you get to that point where enough is enough? Never -- Never"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm sensing you have trust issues."
  • (Leroy) "Don't you love him?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I think that's the problem. We love each other too much."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What was that?"
  • (Leroy) "What?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "That (points eyes to the right) moment?"
  • (Leroy) ""What? What moment?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "-- Are you gay?"
  • (Leroy) "As in happy?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "As in homosexual?"
  • (Leroy) "What does my sexuality have anything to do with this?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "You just checked that guy out and had a 'moment'."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Do you have any idea what I have been through these last few days?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Oh, Sam, whatever you've been through multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh. Oh, isn't that typical, Jerry? It's all a competition. Tit for tat, tat for tit."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Stop yelling, for Christ sake. Listen, how are you? Are you ok? Are you all right? Where are you?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Toluca airport, Jerry. And things are s***ty, really s***ty."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Real emotion transcends language Jerry. You don't have to understand their words to feel their pain."
  • (Julia Roberts) "By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives."
  • (Julia Roberts) "All right. Jerry, I want you to acknowledge that my needs means nothing to you and you're a selfish prick and a liar."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Oh, my God."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Jerry, acknowledge."
  • (Brad Pitt) "I -- Ok. I will acknowledge that I promised to go to Vegas with you. But now we're just slightly delayed. If you want to construe my wanting to stay alive as being selfish, well, then okay. But I have every intention of going with you because your needs are very important to me, sweetheart. Come on. Look at my all my stuff here, all over the pavement. Come on, baby? Huh? What do you say? Ok?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm going with or without you, Jerry. What's it gonna be? A bastard."
  • (Brad Pitt) "A bastard. What happened to, uh, "sweetheart" and "big love" and all those things you called me in the bedroom last night?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "The only thing I'm interested in calling you, Jerry, is a cab."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I am a hostage? This is so Jerry."
  • (Leroy) "I know we're all a little grouchy right now. We'll get something to eat, you'll get the pistol and then we'll go our separate ways."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Really separate ways."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Don't start, Sam."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Shut up. I'll start because I have the right --"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Why do you do that? Do not tell me to shut up. We had an agreement, remember?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Shut up."
  • (Leroy) "Why don't we all shut up a bit?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "I swear to God, I will crash this f***ing car right now."
  • (Leroy) "Jerry, don't do that."
  • (Brad Pitt) "I will. One more word out of you. Another word, Sam. One more word. I swear to f***ing God."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Naugahyde."
  • (Brad Pitt) "All right."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh, NOW. you're BLAMESHIFTING."

Brad Pitt as Jerry

  • (Car Thief) "If you're going to kill me at least tell me who it is that's going to send me to God. Tell me."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Look, I'm not going to kill you. But I am going to have to shoot you."
  • (Car Thief) "But why, sir? Why?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Why? Why? Because you stole from me and you know about the pistol and you're just gonna steal again and I can't have you coming back in the situation like a fly in the ointment."
  • (Car Thief) "No, I won't be a fly. You'll never see me again."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Look, you're getting shot and that's it. It will take you time to get to the next town especially if you're limping."
  • (Car Thief) "Wait. Wait. What? Limping? Can't you just tie me up some more? I mean, f***, you shoot me? Tie me."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah. I don't have a rope."
  • (Car Thief) "So you shoot me?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "It's the American way."
  • (Brad Pitt) "You're missing the grand design here. If I don't go, I'm dead. Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde."
  • (Brad Pitt) "I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o."
  • (Brad Pitt) "The group thinks we're married. I accepted the potato slicer for our anniversary. Right, sweets? I go along."
  • (Julia Roberts) "That's it. That is it. You -- You -- You go along."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Oh, Ok, I was under the impression, with Margolese getting out of jail and all, that the last job, was my last job."
  • (Bob Balaban) "You f***ed up that job."
  • (Bobby Victory) "You f***ed up that job, Jerry."
  • (Bob Balaban) "Yeah, this job, will be your last job."
  • (Brad Pitt) ""Elllll-Camino.""
  • (Brad Pitt) "Just one more word Sam, and I'll crash THIS f***ING CAR."
  • (Brad Pitt) "I don't know what it takes. I'm new in the f*** you business."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Hola."
  • (Mexican Policeman) "Is this your dog?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Uh, sort of --"
  • (Mexican Policeman) "He does have a personality, that cetainly counts for something."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, good guy --"
  • (Mexican Policeman) "This your car?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, it's a rental -- I'm an American."
  • (Mexican Policeman) "No s***?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah."
  • (Mexican Policeman) "Really?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, yeah --"
  • (Mexican Policeman) "I am a Mexican."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Cool."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Could you turn that down? You don't even speak Spanish."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Emotion transcends language."

Bob Balaban as Bernie Nayman

  • (Bob Balaban) "Do you like sex and travel?"
  • (Bob Balaban) "It burns my ass to write you a check every week. That's an issue."
  • (Brad Pitt) "I can explain what happened"
  • (Bob Balaban) "You say to people "I can explain what happened" when it's a once in a while, blue moon thing."
  • (Bobby Victory) "It's every time with you, Jerry."
  • (Bob Balaban) "It's every f***ing time."
  • (Bob Balaban) "Jerry, You're a f***ing moron. Here are your options: Number 1, I roll you up to the neck in a carpet, stuff you into the back of a sedan, and light you on fire with gasoline. You with me? Choice one."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah."
  • (Bob Balaban) "Number 2, You like sex and travel? What, you like to have sex, you like to travel? You get you ass on a flight to Mexico. All the ten dollar hookers you can shake your stick at. You pick up a pistol that belongs to Margolese. What's it going to be?"

James Gandolfini as Winston Baldry

  • (James Gandolfini) "Do you want me to rape you?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Are you gay?"
  • (James Gandolfini) "Do you want me to rape you?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "You are gay."

Michael Cerveris as Frank

  • (Michael Cerveris) "Guns don't kill people; postal workers do."

J. K. Simmons as Ted

  • (Joe the Pawnshop Owner) "Hola."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "I no f*** around, comprende? Gun, gun, loaded. Bang, bang. You dead."
  • (Joe the Pawnshop Owner) "Do you have a speech impediment?"

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