The Man with Two Faces (1934 film) Quotes

The Man with Two Faces (1934 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Man with Two Faces stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Lord (screenwriter) as producer, Leo F. Forbstein in charge of musical score, and Tony Gaudio as head of cinematography.

The Man with Two Faces (1934 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. The Man with Two Faces (1934 film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, Inc..

The cast includes: Edward G. Robinson as Damon Welles, Mae Clarke as Daphne Flowers, Ricardo Cortez as Producer Ben Weston, Arthur Byron as Dr. Kendall, Margaret Dale as Aunt Martha Temple, Louis Calhern as Stanley Vance, John Eldredge as Horace Barry Jones, Mary Astor as Jessica Wells, and Henry O'Neill as Inspector Crane.

The Man with Two Faces (1934 film) Quotes

Henry O'Neill as Inspector Crane

• (Henry O'Neill) "Well, it's a funny thing. The more brains a murderer has, the more likely he is to pull some bonehead stunt that'll trap him. It's too bad the State doesn't make some exceptions. They hang the death rap on anybody for killing anybody, even a dirty rat like Vance."

Ricardo Cortez as Producer Ben Weston

• (Ricardo Cortez) "Now, listen Damon, don't be so cocksure of yourself. You're not out of this thing yet, you know. Did you leave any clues?"
• (Edward G. Robinson) "Not even a false tooth. Baby, they can turn those bloodhounds lose. All they'll ever know is that ol' Massa Tom got down that river."

• (Ricardo Cortez) "You know, Vance, there must be some way of getting rid of rat like you. I suppose the best way is just to crunch you underfoot on the sidewalk."

• (Ricardo Cortez) "Holy jumpin' catfish."

• (Ricardo Cortez) "How did everything go tonight, Damon?"
• (Edward G. Robinson) "Oh, the second act was still a choice morsel of limburger."

Mae Clarke as Daphne Flowers

• (Mae Clarke) "If I'd known that, I'd never 've acted in your play."
• (Edward G. Robinson) "Oh, eh, Daphne, my love, you've never acted in any play and never will."
• (John Eldredge) "You try to cheapen everything, both of you. Well, you can't."
• (John Eldredge) "I know about you, you've had a hangover for the last ten years."
• (John Eldredge) "You, you just hang over with him. You're two cronic grouches."
• (Mae Clarke) "Oh, the poor sap. You didn't mean all those things you said about his play, did ya, honeykins?"
• (Edward G. Robinson) "If I'd said what I really thought, I'd 've made him cry."

• (Mae Clarke) "Get him to explain refinement to you. It's just too divine."

• (Mae Clarke) "Listen here, you big heel, you've left me flat for over a week."
• (Edward G. Robinson) "Well, that's the way i found you."
• (Mae Clarke) "What were you doing in Philadelpia on Monday?"
• (Edward G. Robinson) "I never go to Philadelphia."

Louis Calhern as Stanley Vance

• (Louis Calhern) "Now let me warn you. If you hurt those mice I shall have the extreme pleasure of knocking you down and kicking your brains out."

Edward G. Robinson as Damon Welles

• (Edward G. Robinson) "Say, will you quit jabbering like a theatrical trade journal."

• (Edward G. Robinson) "Say, will you telephone Aunt Martha and tell her we're going out for the last act. And tell her to put some beer on ice."

• (Edward G. Robinson) "So, you know what my trouble is? I can't fake."
• (Mae Clarke) "Well, then why are you an actor?"
• (Edward G. Robinson) "Because all of my life I've wanted to be snake charmer."

• (Edward G. Robinson) "Here, keep this hot for me until I get back."

• (Edward G. Robinson) "Well, a new groupie."

• (Edward G. Robinson) "Well, that's white of you to tell us, Horace B. Jones."

Mary Astor as Jessica Wells

• (Mary Astor) "Ben, dear Ben, what a snug harbor you are for a craft that's known some pretty stormy weather."

Arthur Byron as Dr. Kendall

• (Arthur Byron) "If there's a remedy for her, it's not in my satchel."
• (Margaret Dale) "Oh, but, doctor, there must be something -- other cases?"
• (Arthur Byron) "The doctors who understood these cases are all dead. They died in the Middle Ages. They would have said she's possessed -- and they would have been right -- perhaps."

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