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The Man in the Bear Quotes

The Man in the Bear is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Man in the Bear stopped airing in 1970.

The Man in the Bear Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "It's the Japanese, right? They pay a fortune for the bear meat. Think the gallbladders fix up their pecker troubles."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on now, you have partially-digested dismembered skeletal remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face."
  • (Unnamed) "Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zack?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense."
  • (Unnamed) "The guy is nuts."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, or did he just lick his fingers after surgery?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, you're a smart ass, you know that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Objectively I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass."
  • (Unnamed) "You should get out in the world more often."
  • (Unnamed) "So your're saying is that I should have sex with Booth?"
  • (Unnamed) "Good God, Dr. Brennan."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, you're nuts, okay? We get it. We don't need to hear the rambling psycho-speech on why you did it."
  • (Unnamed) "I saw a documentary once where a bear got in a car and drove away."
  • (Unnamed) "That was not a documentary. It was a cartoon."
  • (Unnamed) "Does a bear scat in the woods?"
  • (Unnamed) "Somebody gnawed on this arm like some kind of -- man corn?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're kidding ? It's like watching the clash of the horny Titans."
  • (Unnamed) "You're a smart-ass, you know that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass."
  • (Unnamed) "We see this kind of thing all the time; kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know what that means."
  • (Unnamed) "Horror movie, Bones -- didn't make any sense."
  • (Unnamed) "Scary, though, with the bloody handprints."
  • (Unnamed) "The skin in the scat has a sun on it."
  • (Unnamed) "What is that? A haiku?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is only for self-defence"
  • (Unnamed) "What part do I aim for?"
  • (Unnamed) "Any part that isn't me."
  • (Unnamed) "What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?"
  • (Unnamed) "The part that isn't me."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I help you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, thanks. I'm with him."
  • (Unnamed) "Suddenly, I wish I was FBI."

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