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The Magnificent Ferengi Quotes

The Magnificent Ferengi is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Magnificent Ferengi stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Magnificent Ferengi Quotes

  • (Rom) "My son, the soldier."
  • (Quark) "They've ruined him."
  • (Gaila) "I come here, risk my life, and for what? You've had this coming for a long time, cousin."
  • (Keevan) "I hate Ferengi."
  • (Quark) "Everyone; this is Keevan. We're gonna trade him for Ishka."
  • (Rom) "Hi. I'm Rom. This is Nog, that's Brunt --"
  • (Quark) "Rom. He doesn't care."
  • (Keevan) "Truer words have never been spoken. I'll advise you all to send final messages to your loved ones, and make sure your wills are in order."
  • (Rom) "Why?"
  • (Keevan) "Because the moment we leave the station you'll have signed your death warrants. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap."
  • (Brunt) "Maybe we should start off with something easier."
  • (Nog) "Like what?"
  • (Brunt) "Like ambushing a couple of Bolians."
  • (Nog) "You couldn't ambush a Bolian if he was blindfolded and tied to a tree."
  • (Rom) "I think we're getting better."
  • (Nog) "No, you're not. This is the eighth run-through, and you haven't been able to hit a single Jem'Hadar."
  • (Nog) "And you shot Moogie."
  • (Leck) "I saw we weren't gonna rescue her, so I put her out of her misery."
  • (Yelgrun) "And I thought the Breen were annoying."
  • (Quark) "There you are. I've been looking all over the station for you."
  • (Rom) "Well, you found me. Now you go hide, and I'll search for you."
  • (Quark) "I once did business with the nephew of the cousin of the stepsister of a friend of the secretary to the Consortium's chief account. Erm -- nephew, cousin, stepsister, f-friend -- Yeah, that's right --"
  • (Nog) "One more thing. How do we know that's really Moogie and not a changeling?"
  • (Ishka) "I think that uniform is too tight on you, Nog. It's cutting off circulation to your brain."
  • (Rom) "Sounds like Moogie."
  • (Yelgrun) "Your people have a reputation for cunning. I see that it's well-earned. Perhaps one day, the Ferengi will take their place as valued members of the Dominion."
  • (Quark) "Anything's possible."
  • (Quark) "Family. You understand."
  • (Yelgrun) "Not really. I was cloned."
  • (Ishka) "Now let's see if you're a changeling."
  • (Rom) "That's no way to tell if he's a changeling."
  • (Ishka) "You're right. Give me that knife."
  • (Gaila) "I'm a weapons dealer, not a soldier."
  • (Nog) "All right, let's head for base camp."
  • (Gaila) "Base camp?"
  • (Quark) "He means the infirmary. It's right over there."
  • (Nog) "Come on, let's move it. On the double."
  • (Nog) "Well, what are you waiting for?"
  • (Quark) "Two slips of latinum for the first man who makes it to the infirmary."
  • (Quark) "I mean 'base camp'."
  • (Nog) "You don't pay your soldiers to do their duty."
  • (Quark) "You do if they're Ferengi."
  • (Leck) "This is the sloppiest, most amateurish operation I've ever seen. If you ever do something like this again; count me in."
  • (Rom) "So, Brother, how does it feel to be a -- hero?"
  • (Quark) "You tell me."
  • (Rom) "It feels -- good?"
  • (Quark) "You bet it does."
  • (Brunt) "A child -- a moron -- a failure -- and a psychopath. Quite a little team you've put together."
  • (Yelgrun) "Ferengi."
  • (Quark) "I know, I know. You hate us."
  • (Quark) "If I even think about doing something like this again, shoot me."
  • (Nog) "In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home."
  • (Gaila) "Home; to the torrential rains of Ferenginar."
  • (Brunt) "You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation."
  • (Quark) "Yep."
  • (Rom) "And the dampness."
  • (Leck) "Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck."
  • (Keevan) "Oh, I only wish I could be there with you."
  • (Quark) "How the mighty have fallen."
  • (Gaila) "Cousin Quark."
  • (Quark) "I heard you were arrested on Thalos VI, for vagrancy."
  • (Gaila) "That's all your fault. I was a thriving weapons merchant; until I went into business with you. You ruined me. If I ever get out of here, Cousin, I'll make you pay for what you did to me."
  • (Quark) "Lower the force field."
  • (Quark) "Now what exactly is it you were you gonna do to me?"
  • (Gaila) "I don't understand."
  • (Rom) "Quark paid your fine. You're a free man."
  • (Gaila) "What do I have to do in return?"
  • (Quark) "Earn some latinum."
  • (Gaila) "Tell me more."
  • (Quark) "I'm putting together a little rescue mission, and I'd like you to be part of my team."
  • (Leck) "I work alone."
  • (Quark) "You'll be paid in latinum."
  • (Leck) "I don't care about latinum."
  • (Rom) "You're right, his priorities are different."
  • (Quark) "It's about the Nagus and Moogie."
  • (Rom) "What about them?"
  • (Quark) "They're lovers."
  • (Rom) "Nooo."
  • (Quark) "It's been going on for over a year."
  • (Rom) "Nooooo."
  • (Quark) "She's his secret financial adviser. She helps him run the entire Ferengi Alliance."
  • (Rom) "Nooooooo."
  • (Quark) "Would you stop saying that?"
  • (Quark) "No one's hiding and no one's escaping and no one's surrendering. What's wrong with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?"
  • (Rom) "Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?"
  • (Quark) "Ten Ferengi stood alone against 273 Lytasians."
  • (Gaila) "As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered."
  • (Quark) "The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anyone in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it, once and for all."
  • (Leck) "Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere."
  • (Brunt) "Let's do it for equal shares of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum."
  • (Quark) "It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?"
  • (Gaila) "We're Ferengi."
  • (Quark) "And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is, minus my usual finder's fee."
  • (Leck) "How can we be sure these schematics are accurate?"
  • (Nog) "'Sir'."
  • (Leck) "Oh, no need to stand on formality here. Just call me Leck."
  • (Nog) "No, I meant you should call me 'Sir'."
  • (Leck) "Don't be ridiculous."
  • (Nog) "You mean 'Don't be ridiculous, Sir'."
  • (Quark) "Gentleman, please let's not squabble. We're a team Nog."
  • (Rom) "We're a team, sir."
  • (Quark) "Stay out of this."
  • (Quark) "I guess it's time for me to pick up my prisoner."
  • (Major Kira) "Just be careful you don't turn your back on him, Quark. He's not to be trusted."
  • (Quark) "Neither am I."
  • (Quark) "Um -- One -- more -- thing --"
  • (Yelgrun) "Why am I not surprised?"
  • (Quark) "Going someplace?"
  • (Keevan) "Apparently not. I couldn't get the impulse engines online."
  • (Quark) "That's because I had Rom disengage the induction matrix."
  • (Keevan) "Then why did you bother chasing me?"
  • (Quark) "Because sometimes my brother gets things wrong."

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