The Lorax (film) Quotes

The Lorax (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Lorax ended its run in 1970.

It features Chris Meledandri; Janet Healy as producer, and John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Lorax (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Lorax (film) is 86 minutes long. The Lorax (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Nasim Pedrad as Once-ler, Zac Efron as Ted, Danny DeVito as The Lorax, Taylor Swift as Audrey, and Rob Riggle as Mr. O'Hare.

The Lorax (film) Quotes

Rob Riggle as Mr. O'Hare

• (Rob Riggle) "You gotta be kidding me. Do you really think people are stupid enough to buy this?"
• (2nd Marketing Guy) "Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle, people will buy it."

• (Rob Riggle) "You've got a beautiful town here, Ted. I can't think of any reason you'd want to leave town -- ever again."

Danny DeVito as The Lorax

• (Danny DeVito) "Which way does a tree fall?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Uhhhh -- down?"
• (Danny DeVito) "A tree falls the way it leans. be careful which way you lean."

• (Danny DeVito) "Hey."
• (Danny DeVito) "Did you chop down this tree?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Uhh -- No."
• (Danny DeVito) "Who did it?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "What's that?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "I think he did it."
• (Danny DeVito) "Leave. Vacate the premises. Take your ax and get out."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "And who are you?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Hey, hey. I-I'm the Lorax. Guardian of the forest. I speak for the trees."
• (Danny DeVito) "So you're telling me, that you didn't see me magically appear out of that stump. With all the thunder and lightning. You didn't see any of that?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "No. But, that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works."

• (Danny DeVito) "Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?"

• (Danny DeVito) "You have been warned."

• (Danny DeVito) "Ugh, barbaloots."

Nasim Pedrad as Once-ler

• (Nasim Pedrad) "Why are you so interested in trees, anyway? Why aren't you like other kids? Breakdancing and wearing bellbottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs?"
• (Zac Efron) "Yeah. Right, right. I don't know. Uh, I just thought it might be kinda cool to have one."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Uh-huh. It's a girl, isn't it?"
• (Zac Efron) "What? No."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl."
• (Zac Efron) "Hey, she is not just some girl. She's a woman. In high school. And she loves trees. And I'm gonna get her one."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Awww. How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality."
• (Zac Efron) "Thank you."

• (Nasim Pedrad) "Now that's a thneed. Nothing unmanly about knitting. No sir."

• (Nasim Pedrad) "Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, things aren't going to get better. They're not."
• (Zac Efron) "You do know that you are talking in rhyme, don't you?"

• (Nasim Pedrad) "You wanna know about trees? About what happened to them? They're gone."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "It's because of me."
• (Zac Efron) "Huh?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "IT'S BECAUSE OF ME."

• (Nasim Pedrad) "Thank you, Ted."

• (Nasim Pedrad) "It all started a long time ago."
• (Zac Efron) "Can we start not so long ago, maybe?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Do you want a tree?"
• (Zac Efron) "Yes, yes."
• (Nasim Pedrad) "Then it all started a long, long time ago."

Zac Efron as Ted

• (Ted's Mom) "Why do you need a tree? It just -- sticks out of the ground and it does what? I don't even know what it does. Look. We've GOT a tree. It's the Oak-a-matic. Three modes. Summer, Fall, Winter, and -- Disco."
• (Ted's Mom) "Come on, honey, dance with the tree."
• (Zac Efron) "Oh, it hurts, mom. Please stop."

• (Zac Efron) "The last seed?"
• (Nasim Pedrad) "It's not about what it is. It's about what it can become. Just like -- you're not just a boy."

Taylor Swift as Audrey

• (Taylor Swift) "I could just kiss you right now."
• (Ted's Mom) "We don't have time for that."
• (Zac Efron) "I dunno, we have a little time."

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