The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice Quotes

The Librarian: is a television program that appeared on TV in 2008 on Turner Network Television. The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dean Devlin, Kearie Peak, Marc Roskin, and Noah Wyle as producer, Joseph LoDuca as theme composer, and David Connell (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Librarian: is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Librarian: is 95 minutes long. The Librarian: is distributed by Electric Entertainment. Spinoffs for this show include The Librarians (2014 TV series).

The cast includes: Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen, Stana Katic as Simone Renoir, Beth Burvant as Katie, Jane Curtin as Charlene, Bob Newhart as Judson, Werner Richmond as Andrew, Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek, Jason Douglas as Ivan, and Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo.

The Librarian: Quotes

Jane Curtin as Charlene

• (Jane Curtin) "Do you think he'll come back?"
• (Bob Newhart) "He'll come back. The Library has plans for him."

• (Jane Curtin) "You have some vacation pay coming. But don't get greedy."

• (Jane Curtin) "Flynn. One million pounds."
• (Noah Wyle) "Please, Charlene. Not today. I'm not in the mood."
• (Jane Curtin) "Oh fine. I'll just deduct it from your pay for the next fifty years."

• (Jane Curtin) "Flynn, open up. It's Charlene."
• (Noah Wyle) "What are you doing here?"
• (Jane Curtin) "Well, my combination speed dating/wine tasting was two streets down."
• (Noah Wyle) "How did that go?"

• (Jane Curtin) "And Mason?"
• (Noah Wyle) "He's here and he brought a friend -- a very big friend."
• (Jane Curtin) "Whatever it takes, do not let him leave with that vase."
• (Noah Wyle) "Check. Save the world no matter what."
• (Jane Curtin) "As long as you don't go over budget."

• (Jane Curtin) "Sometimes saying 'good-bye' is the right thing to do."

• (Jane Curtin) "Are you trying to bankrupt us?"

Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen

• (Noah Wyle) "Houdini wrote books too."

• (Noah Wyle) "Where's Judson?"
• (Jane Curtin) "In the large collections annex."
• (Noah Wyle) "We have a large collections annex?"

• (Noah Wyle) "How many cousins do you have?"
• (Werner Richmond) "How many do you need?"

• (Noah Wyle) "Do you know that since I've been working here, I have not been in a relationship with a woman that has lasted more then six months?"

• (Noah Wyle) "Morgan's Bay. That's where we need to go."
• (Bruce Davison) "God, you make one hell of a historian."

• (Noah Wyle) "You were asking me for help."

• (Noah Wyle) "Actually, that's technically not champagne. That's Cava. It's a Spanish sparkling wine."

• (Noah Wyle) "How old are you?"
• (Stana Katic) "Americans. To ask a lady such a question -- I am 403 years old."

• (Noah Wyle) "You didn't -- you didn't?"
• (Stana Katic) "I don't kill for food."
• (Stana Katic) "See? Blood."
• (Noah Wyle) "Oh, god."
• (Stana Katic) "Check for holes."
• (Stana Katic) "Kidding. You're so uptight."

• (Noah Wyle) "So, you knew the pirate Lafitte?"
• (Stana Katic) "Light-weight when it came to rum. Not so tough passed out in his poofy shirt."

• (Noah Wyle) "The symbol on the shield -- the Tree of Knowledge."

• (Noah Wyle) "The Judas Chalice. The holy grail for vampires."

• (Noah Wyle) "One million pounds."
• (Auctioneer) "Sold to the impatient American for one million pounds."

• (Noah Wyle) "This way?"
• (Stana Katic) "That leads to Jean's quarters."
• (Noah Wyle) "You mean his bedroom, don't you?"
• (Stana Katic) "Now, now. Don't be jealous."

• (Noah Wyle) "Surprise."
• (Noah Wyle) "Ow. That went better in my head."

• (Noah Wyle) "This is definitely -- a fire hazard."

• (Noah Wyle) "Sorry -- Bubbles went up my nose."

• (Noah Wyle) "Chalice? What chalice?"

• (Noah Wyle) "Trip wire. Would you survive that?"
• (Stana Katic) "'Ead cut off, as bad as sunlight. I go poof."
• (Noah Wyle) "Stake through the heart?"
• (Stana Katic) "Only wood from an aspen tree will work."
• (Stana Katic) "Hey."
• (Noah Wyle) "Just asking."

• (Barber) "A shave will take that hangover off."
• (Noah Wyle) "It shows that much, huh?"
• (Barber) "New Orleans badge of honor."

• (Noah Wyle) "I just woke up in a vampire's lair."

• (Noah Wyle) "I haven't had this much fun in a long time."
• (Stana Katic) "You asked for a vacation, I bring you a vacation."
• (Noah Wyle) "Next time without the gunfire and the running."
• (Stana Katic) "Oh, still complaining?"

• (Noah Wyle) "High C, now."

• (Noah Wyle) "Excuse me, but can I have a glass of water before we begin?"
• (Jason Douglas) "No, you can't."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "Was clue where old man said it was --"
• (Dikran Tulaine) "Oh -- hello."
• (Jason Douglas) "The clue and more."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "Good work."

• (Noah Wyle) "This is a lens."

• (Noah Wyle) "This might sound like a bad pick-up line, but -- you're the woman I've been dreaming about."
• (Stana Katic) "You're right. It does sound like a bad pick-up line."

• (Noah Wyle) "Stand in the right spot and a single voice is amplified to an entire chorus."

• (Noah Wyle) "Ah. British Cavalry sword. Worthy and Sons. Silver filigrees."
• (Mason) "A bit over-priced."

• (Noah Wyle) "Well, I have dated older women before but uh, dead is new to me."

• (Noah Wyle) "All right. Stop it. All of you."
• (Bob Newhart) "Flynn? Flynn, are you all right?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm good. What could possibly be wrong?"
• (Noah Wyle) "I mean I work in a basement, doing a secret job I can't even tell my mother about AND my best friend is a sword. What could possibly be wrong?"
• (Jane Curtin) "I think he's snapped."
• (Bob Newhart) "Flynn, you're scaring the relics."
• (Noah Wyle) "This place is SUCKING the life out of me."

• (Noah Wyle) "You can't kill me. That coin has writing on it over five hundred years old. You meatheads won't be able to decipher it."

Stana Katic as Simone Renoir

• (Stana Katic) "I was here twice when he was docked in New Orleans. Parties."
• (Noah Wyle) "Then I guess you knew him well."

• (Stana Katic) "Flynn, there are no cannon balls."
• (Noah Wyle) "We don't need them."
• (Stana Katic) "Newton's third law?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. The explosion should be strong enough to drag this cannon back and through that door."
• (Stana Katic) "Should?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Well -- like about sixty percent of the plans I come up with, there is a strong possibility that it could all go horribly, horribly wrong. We could die in the explosion."
• (Stana Katic) "Well, I can't die."
• (Noah Wyle) "Right. I'm the only one who can die in the explosion. Glad we clarified that. Okay, here we go."
• (Stana Katic) "Wait."
• (Stana Katic) "For luck."
• (Noah Wyle) "Here goes nothing."
• (Stana Katic) "Wait, wait, wait."
• (Noah Wyle) "Yay, Newton."

• (Stana Katic) "Good. You're awake."
• (Noah Wyle) "But I saw you get shot. You had no pulse. You -- were dead."
• (Stana Katic) "Yeah, sure. I was already dead."
• (Noah Wyle) "What do you mean? What do you mean 'dead'? Like undead? Like a vampire?"

• (Stana Katic) "Let's go somewhere a little bit more private."

• (Stana Katic) "My destiny took my love away from me."

• (Stana Katic) "You know, there is one thing you can do for me, though. I've always wanted to see the sunrise again. Will you watch it with me?"
• (Stana Katic) "Oh. It's beautiful."
• (Stana Katic) "I loved you, Flynn. For a little while."
• (Noah Wyle) "I loved you. Goodbye, Simone."
• (Stana Katic) "Goodbye, Flynn."

• (Stana Katic) "You did it, Flynn. You killed the vampire who made me. My soul can be at rest now. I can be at peace."
• (Noah Wyle) "Rest? What, you mean die? No, no, no, no, no. I already thought I lost you once. I'm not gonna go through that again."
• (Stana Katic) "It's all right, Flynn. I want this. I've lived long enough. I've made every day count."

• (Stana Katic) "Now, please go before there is trouble."

• (Stana Katic) "I was born in Paris in 1603. It was a very exciting century. There was Galileo, Shakespeare, Rembrandt. It was a suiting time to be alive. And in Paris, I met Francois. He was a teacher at the University. We fell in love and we were soon engaged. I always loved music ever since I was a little girl. And by the age of 25, I was an opera singer at the royal court."

• (Stana Katic) "It's okay, Librarian. You can drop the act. You're very convincing as a hapless loser, by the way."
• (Noah Wyle) "Librarian? How did you -- what do you mean 'hapless loser'?"

• (Stana Katic) "Tea?"
• (Stana Katic) "Oh, that is very hurtful."

• (Stana Katic) "You took my life away from me but you don't get to take his."
• (Bruce Davison) "I gave you a gift."
• (Stana Katic) "Allow me to return the favor."

• (Stana Katic) "How did you know I can hit a high C? Not everyone can, you know."

• (Stana Katic) "I stayed on in Paris for another two hundred years, trying to find the vampire and kill him."

• (Stana Katic) "The faith was breached. The mark was sealed."

• (Stana Katic) "Is that what it's like in your head all the time?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Uh -- pretty much. Except for the screaming when I'm being shot at. Or when I'm falling a great distance."

• (Stana Katic) "Mementoes I have collected over the years."

• (Stana Katic) "After centuries of trying to protect the chalice, I failed. And I led them here."
• (Noah Wyle) "Well technically, I led them here. And it's not over yet. For a four hundred and three year-old woman, you sure don't have a lot of patience."

• (Stana Katic) "Flynn, are you okay?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Oh, my eye really hurts. These doors are made out of iron, these walls are six inches of wood, and it's about twenty hours 'till they resurrect Vlad. Okay, Simone, do your thing."
• (Noah Wyle) "I could do that."
• (Stana Katic) "I'm sorry, Flynn, okay? I am too weak. I haven't fed in over twenty-four hours."

• (Stana Katic) "You can not escape your destiny, Flynn."
• (Noah Wyle) "No, I was trying to take a little vacation from it, but it didn't seem to work out."
• (Stana Katic) "No. If you fight your destiny, you will be miserable. You must embrace it and revel in every moment."

• (Stana Katic) "I leave you alone for one day."

• (Stana Katic) "I died June 12, 1628. The vampire passed his curse onto me, condemning my soul to walk the night forever. Never to rest."

Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo

• (Bruce Davison) "You're looking for your missing men, Ivan? Sorry, I had to snack on the journey."
• (Jason Douglas) "You killed my men, Lazlo?"
• (Bruce Davison) "Please, call me Vlad."
• (Noah Wyle) "If you're Vlad, who's that?"
• (Bruce Davison) "It's a peasant in the box. I lived for centuries among you humans, unnoticed until the cattle got sick."
• (Noah Wyle) "1829 pandemic?"

• (Bruce Davison) "No, this is a hoax. I searched for this my entire life."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "It's real and you're going to help us find it."
• (Bruce Davison) "The Judas Chalice."

Jason Douglas as Ivan

• (Jason Douglas) "Who are these people?"

• (Jason Douglas) "You're not going to think your way out of this one, book-boy."

• (Jason Douglas) "You got a plan, book-boy, because I'd love to hear it."

• (Jason Douglas) "Okay, Mr. Librarian. What kind of fancy books will get you out of this one?"

• (Jason Douglas) "You're always talking, like in whole paragraphs. You ever notice that?"

Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Make it interesting."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Where is it?"
• (Jason Douglas) "There were two thieves here when we arrived. They um --"
• (Dikran Tulaine) "You fail me, you fail me."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "YOU FAIL ME."
• (Bruce Davison) "Perhaps, we don't need the marker."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "I really must thank you for finding the chalice. Old man said you did all the work."
• (Noah Wyle) "Professor."
• (Bruce Davison) "I've looked for this all my life. I had to see it."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Who do you really work for? FBI, CIA? Why are you after Judas Chalice?"
• (Noah Wyle) "I already have the Judas plate and the Judas knife and fork. I want the complete set."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "The professor made good translation from wax."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "You don't know who I am."
• (Noah Wyle) "Sergei Kubichek. Former KGB. Security Minister in the new Russian government until six months ago when you resigned over charges that you were -- regressive. Democracy not working for you, Sergei?"
• (Dikran Tulaine) "Chaos not working for me."
• (Noah Wyle) "Well, one man can't fix it all."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "One man leading army of unkillable soldiers can."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "I originally planned to resurrect Vlad on Russian soil, but tomorrow we begin with America. Build up a nice little army."
• (Noah Wyle) "You don't know what you're doing. You're unleashing a monster."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Ivan warned me about you. I thought it was all nonsense, but better safe then sorry."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Just in time. I'm sure Vlad Dracul will be starved when he awakes."
• (Noah Wyle) "You're making a big mistake, Kubichek."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "Didn't we bring more men?"
• (Jason Douglas) "Well, George disappeared, then Peter and two others. Drinking maybe."
• (Dikran Tulaine) "It's so hard to find good help."

• (Dikran Tulaine) "I enjoyed lecture, Professor. Very informative."
• (Bruce Davison) "Two thousand years of Romanian history and all they want to know about is the vampires."

Beth Burvant as Katie

• (Beth Burvant) "Maybe some women are ok with the wild and unpredictable lifestyle of dating a librarian, but I'm not."

• (Beth Burvant) "I am officially upset, Flynn."
• (Noah Wyle) "Oh hey, Katie. E-everything okay?"
• (Beth Burvant) "We were supposed to meet for lunch an hour ago. Where are you?"

• (Beth Burvant) "In the the last six month we've been dating, you've given a hundred excuses."
• (Noah Wyle) "Oh, come on. A hundred?"

Werner Richmond as Andrew

• (Werner Richmond) "Hey, you disappeared on me after the big show."
• (Noah Wyle) "Sorry, Andre, I met some friends. Uh, this is the luckiest boat in New Orleans, huh?"
• (Werner Richmond) "Well, I never said it was the prettiest."
• (Noah Wyle) "Simone, Andre. Andre, Simone. Cousin Earl."
• (Werner Richmond) "Hey."
• (Werner Richmond) "Hmm. If that's the friend you met, I forgive you. Boy, you starting to get that New Orleans spirit, mon ami."

• (Werner Richmond) "You here on business or pleasure?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Pleasure."
• (Werner Richmond) "Well, then you in luck, 'cause pleasure is my business."

• (Werner Richmond) "Boy, it's good to have tourists back in the city."
• (Noah Wyle) "I look like a tourist?"
• (Werner Richmond) "Mon Ami, you look like 'the' tourist."

• (Werner Richmond) "Laissez les bon temps rouler, baby."

Bob Newhart as Judson

• (Bob Newhart) "Just think of yourself as a celibate monk."
• (Jane Curtin) "We do."

• (Bob Newhart) "So, did you find the Philosopher's Stone?"
• (Noah Wyle) "Oh, yeah."
• (Jane Curtin) "Ask him how much it cost."

• (Bob Newhart) "Flynn, I won't disagree that there is a battle between good and evil, and -- and right now it -- it seems like evil is winning. But soon, you and the library are -- are going to play a -- an even more important role in that struggle. And as -- as far as my being, you know, 2,000 years old, that's -- well, that's just in -- insulting."

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