The Late Captain Pierce Quotes

The Late Captain Pierce is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Late Captain Pierce completed its run in 1970.

The Late Captain Pierce Quotes

• (Hawkeye) "Wounded."
• (B.J.) "Klinger says a lot."
• (Hawkeye) "I don't care. I really don't. They'll keep coming whether I'm here or not. Trapper went home; they're still coming. Henry got killed and they're still coming. Wherever they come from they'll never run out."

• (Hawkeye) "I'm tired of death. I'm tired to death."

• (Lt 'Digger' Detweiler) "Where ya goin', Captain?"
• (Hawkeye) "The Final Reward, please. And step on it."

• (Unnamed) "MASH 4077th BEST CARE ANYWHERE"

• (Lt 'Digger' Detweiler) "Where's the best place to look for causalities?"
• (Hawkeye) "Try the mess tent."

• (Hawkeye) "Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

• (B.J.) "For he was a jolly good fellow."
• (Col. Sherman T. Potter) "He was a jolly good fellow."
• (Unnamed) "He was a jolly good fellow."
• (Hawkeye) "I was much too young to die."

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