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The Last Word (2008 film) Quotes

The Last Word (2008 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Last Word completed its run in 1970.

It features David Hillary as producer, and John Swihart in charge of musical score.

The Last Word (2008 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States.

The cast includes: Ray Romano as Abel, and Wes Bentley as Evan.

The Last Word (2008 film) Quotes

Ray Romano as Abel

  • (Ray Romano) "So now they want me to start over and write some hack Mozart crap so the customers can smarten up and answer their own tech support questions while they're on hold."
  • (Ray Romano) "Get her some flowers and buy her a puppy. Chicks love puppies, man. I'm telling you. They're like heroine with fur."
  • (Ray Romano) "I cheated on my wife with her therapist. I'm not smart."
  • (Ray Romano) "I love music. I just wish I didn't need it to pay the bills."
  • (Wes Bentley) "Yeah, but if you didn't write music what would you do? Right?"
  • (Ray Romano) "I would buy a cliff."
  • (Wes Bentley) "Hu?"
  • (Ray Romano) "I would buy a cliff where people could come and throw shit off. You know, like fax machines and computers or whatever. Things that piss them off cause they didn't work right. Like an outlet for machine rage. And the whole thing would be video taped in slow-motion so they could watch their heap of shit break into a million pieces back at home. Plus, for an extra couple bucks I would attach an explosive so it would blow up on impact. Just like they do in the movies. A big fire ball. That would be cool."
  • (Ray Romano) "Sometimes while I'm jacking off, my mind will wander, and I'll start thinking of totally random stuff, like whether I'm out of peanut butter. So later, when I'm at the store, while I'm standing in the peanut butter aisle, I'll pop a boner. I'll be standing there at the store sporting wood because I'm staring at fucking peanut butter. So then, of course, I have to go home and masturbate."

Wes Bentley as Evan

  • (Wes Bentley) "That's your stress therapy, scaring babies?"
  • (Ray Romano) "Well I also do breathing exercises."

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