The Last Remake of Beau Geste Quotes

The Last Remake of Beau Geste is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Last Remake of Beau Geste completed its run in 1970.

It features William S. Gilmore as producer, John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score, and Gerry Fisher as head of cinematography.

The Last Remake of Beau Geste is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last Remake of Beau Geste is 85 minutes long. The Last Remake of Beau Geste is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Trevor Howard as Sir Hector, Spike Milligan as Crumble, Marty Feldman as Digby Geste, Michael York as Beau Geste, Roy Kinnear as Boldini, and Henry Gibson as General Pecheur.

The Last Remake of Beau Geste Quotes

Henry Gibson as General Pecheur

• (Henry Gibson) "Will you shut up?"
• (Marty Feldman) "I'm afraid I can't answer that question, sir."

• (Henry Gibson) "May God go with you. I have better things to do."

Trevor Howard as Sir Hector

• (Unnamed) "I bear both good tidings and bad tidings. First, your wife is dead."
• (Trevor Howard) "And the bad tidings?"

• (Trevor Howard) "Damn and blast my sow of a wife, God bless her."
• (Spike Milligan) "And all who sail in her."

• (Trevor Howard) "She just lost her seventh husband."
• (Michael York) "Lost or mislaid?"

Michael York as Beau Geste

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Roy Kinnear as Boldini

• (Unnamed) "I have reason to believe it is secreted about his person."
• (Roy Kinnear) "It's not in his pockets; I have picked them."
• (Unnamed) "In that case, you will have to pick his person."

Marty Feldman as Digby Geste

• (Marty Feldman) "You expect me to talk when all I could preserve is my own measly, worthless life? TOO BLOODY RIGHT, I'LL TALK. I'll talk, I'll talk, just try and stop me."

• (Marty Feldman) "We were identical twins, but somehow Beau was much more identical than me."

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