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The Last Laugh (Gotham) Quotes

The Last Laugh (Gotham) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Last Laugh ended in 1970.

The Last Laugh (Gotham) Quotes

  • (Theo Galavan) "Tabitha, have you met Deputy Mayor Kane? Harrison, this is my Tabitha."
  • (Deputy Mayor Harrison Kane) "Ah, nice to meet you. Uh, and could you please tell your brother that when a handsome billionaire appears out of nowhere, people get curious. Where'd he come from? How'd he make his money? Who's he dating? My wife would kill me if I didn't get something; A tidbit."
  • (Tabitha Galavan) "He's a monster in the sack."
  • (Harvey Bullock) "Call yourself whatever you want, man. The King of Gotham. But to me, you'll always be that little umbrella boy. And if you come after Jim Gordon, you better come after me. And I still owe you for Fish. But, seriously, this place is amazing."
  • (James Gordon) "Kiss me?"
  • (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Jim --"
  • (James Gordon) "Kiss me."
  • (Alfred Pennyworth) "Oh, bugger."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Alfred."
  • (Alfred Pennyworth) "You knew, didn't you?"
  • (Bruce Wayne) "I didn't know, Alfred."
  • (Alfred Pennyworth) "You did, you let me make a right mug of me-self."
  • (Oswald Cobblepot) "See, someone like that has no interest in building things. He's not part of a tradition. Hmm? It's chaos for chaos' sake."
  • (Oswald Cobblepot) "Perhaps I could use a new laugh."
  • (Theo Galavan) "Did you know my family built this city? We carved the bedrock upon which it stands, yet there is not a bridge, an alley, a ditch that carries our name. My forefathers were betrayed, their legacy erased, and I am here to punish those who wronged us and reclaim what is ours."
  • (Theo Galavan) "Strawberry?"
  • (Theo Galavan) "I know, I know. This is not what we rehearsed. I'm so sorry, Jerome. You have real talent. But now, you see, the plot thickens. Enter the hero."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "You said -- I was -- gonna be --"
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Hey, you're psychic. So, tell me, do I kill?"
  • (Paul Cicero) "You -- will be a curse upon Gotham. Children will wake from sleeps screaming at the thought of you. Your legacy will be death and madness."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Ha, ha, ha."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "You remember Kansas City, Dad? The circus went through town every spring right around my birthday. There was this guy. Him and my mom used to drink and fornicate and beat the crap out of me. They'd make a whole night out of it. And I remember one time; It was my ninth birthday; Him and my mom had just finished round one of boozing, boning, beating up Jerome, and were deciding to take a little break. Anyway. I was outside the trailer, and you were there. And you said, 'Why are you crying, Jerome?' 'It's my birthday. And my mom and the snake guy are beating me.' And then you said, 'This world doesn't care about you or anyone else, Jerome. Better to realize that now.' And that was it."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "You see, there's this guy, Dad, he believes in me. He thinks I'm gonna be a star. And, tonight, all of Gotham will see that, too. Except for you. 'Cause you'll be, you know, dead."
  • (Theo Galavan) "There's a starring role for you. You'll be famous and powerful and your fondest dream will come true."
  • (Barbara Kean) "You know my dreams, do you?"
  • (Theo Galavan) "When Jim Gordon has outlived his usefulness, I'm gonna help you destroy him. Not kill him. Destroy him. Body and soul."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "I; I didn't expect to see you here."
  • (Selina Kyle) "Well, you want to steal stuff, it helps to go where the rich people are."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "You do know this is a benefit for Children's Hospital?"
  • (Selina Kyle) "So?"
  • (Bruce Wayne) "So, these people are here for a good cause."
  • (Selina Kyle) "Me eating is a good cause."
  • (Barbara Kean) "Poor Jerome."
  • (Theo Galavan) "Yes, very sad. Such a compelling character. But limited, you know? He was never gonna last long."
  • (Barbara Kean) "I don't know about that. The kid had a way about him."
  • (James Gordon) "You son of a bitch."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "True, but not the point. Hey, let's talk about what I want."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Excuse me. $47 million, a helicopter, obviously, the dry cleaning I left at Mr. Chang's; Be careful the man is a crook; And, mm, I don't know, a pony. Uh -- you got ten minutes, or I start killing people. Remember, this is being broadcast to every home in Gotham, so, you know, don't let people die. Bye."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "I think that went well."
  • (Paul Cicero) "Who's there? I know someone's there."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Hi-ya, Pops. Long time no see."
  • (Barbara Kean) "So, Lee, how's Jim doing? I hope he's not blaming himself for this Essen being killed thing."
  • (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "You are one crazy bitch."
  • (Barbara Kean) "So rude. You know, I'm gonna -- I'm gonna make a prediction. Within a year, Jim and I will be back together. Want to know why? Because we're both the same. We both have a dark side. And one day, we will tell our grandchildren about this man-eating harpy almost tore us apart. But in the end, love conquered all."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Well, I think it's time for tonight's first official victim, you all know and love, poor rich boy, parents murdered in an alley, and my favorite volunteer. Where is -- Bruce Wayne?"
  • (Jerome Valeska) "You know I'm an orphan, too, Bruce. I killed my parents though."
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Where are you hiding?"
  • (Jerome Valeska) "Bruce. Where are you, buddy?"

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