The Last Kiss (2006 film) Quotes

The Last Kiss (2006 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Last Kiss stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary Lucchesi; Tom Rosenberg, Marcus Viscidi, and Andre Lamal as producer, Michael Penn in charge of musical score, and Tom Stern (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Last Kiss (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last Kiss (2006 film) is 104 minutes long. The Last Kiss (2006 film) is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Wilkinson as Stephen, Zach Braff as Michael, Blythe Danner as Anna, Eric Christian Olsen as Kenny, Michael Weston as Izzy, Rachel Bilson as Kim, Marley Shelton as Arianna, Casey Affleck as Chris, and Jacinda Barrett as Jenna.

The Last Kiss (2006 film) Quotes

Jacinda Barrett as Jenna

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Michael Weston as Izzy

• (Michael Weston) "I took that bitch to the f***ing prom."

• (Michael Weston) "Tell me you don't love me."
• (Marley Shelton) "Izzy, I don't love you."
• (Michael Weston) "Well, I just -- I'm not gonna accept that."

• (Michael Weston) "How much money do you have?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Five thousand. You?"
• (Michael Weston) "Seven hundred and a f*** load of cheese."

• (Michael Weston) "You're gonna be wondering in 20 years why didn't i do something exciting with my life."

• (Arianna's Lover) "I'm coming."
• (Michael Weston) "Hurry up. It's your neighbor.. Your, your porch is on fire, man."

Casey Affleck as Chris

• (Casey Affleck) "Jenna's perfect, she's beautiful. What more could you ask for?"

• (Casey Affleck) "Take a risk, take a chance; that's what you used to tell me."

Eric Christian Olsen as Kenny

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Christ -- where did you come from and how can I make more of you?"

Rachel Bilson as Kim

• (Rachel Bilson) "Having a crisis are we?"
• (Zach Braff) "Do I look like I'm having a crisis?"
• (Rachel Bilson) "Everyone I know is having a crisis. I know you're not supposed to get them until midlife but I think something's happening to our metabolism"
• (Zach Braff) "Our metabolism?"
• (Rachel Bilson) "Yeah, I mean the world is moving so fast now, we are all chasing something so fast that we start freaking out long before our parents did. Feel my heart."
• (Rachel Bilson) "Feel how fast it is?"
• (Zach Braff) "-- that's a fast heart."
• (Rachel Bilson) "'Cause we don't ever stop to breathe anymore --"
• (Rachel Bilson) "You gotta remember to breathe or you'll die."

• (Rachel Bilson) "oh my god my topless is totally clingy, you can see everything"
• (Zach Braff) "don't worry I promise I won't look"
• (Rachel Bilson) "then I'll be insulted"
• (Zach Braff) "well, I wouldn't want to offend you"

• (Rachel Bilson) "Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30"

• (Rachel Bilson) "and don't worry 'cause crises -- crr -- crisises?"
• (Zach Braff) "I think it's "crises""
• (Rachel Bilson) "right -- like I said, crises, they come and go"
• (Zach Braff) "sometimes -- sometimes they don't really feel like they are going anywhere"
• (Rachel Bilson) "you are having a permanent crisis?"
• (Zach Braff) "I don't know, maybe -- just've been thinking about my life lately. Everything feels pretty planned out, you know?. It's like I know everything that's gonna happen. There are no more surprises"
• (Rachel Bilson) "that is so boring"
• (Zach Braff) "I know"

Zach Braff as Michael

• (Zach Braff) "Ow, ow, no, that's my nut."

• (Zach Braff) "But then, I went back."

• (Zach Braff) "have we met before?"
• (Rachel Bilson) "um, do I look familiar?"
• (Zach Braff) "-- no"
• (Rachel Bilson) "okay, I'm Kim"
• (Zach Braff) "Michael, nice to meet you"
• (Rachel Bilson) "nice to meet you, um, so you are friend with the groom's?"
• (Zach Braff) "since pre-school actually --"
• (Rachel Bilson) "oohhh, that's really cute"
• (Zach Braff) "yeahh"
• (Rachel Bilson) "can you just excuse me -- "hello, yeah, um I'm coming. Right now. Bye". I'm with three friends that want to leave since we got here -- would you -- wait? I'll be right back."

• (Zach Braff) "I've been thinking about my life lately, and everything feels pretty planned out. There's no more surprises."

• (Zach Braff) "Jenna and I met 3 years ago. She's smart, she's beautiful, she makes me laugh. If you absolutely have to become an adult and all that comes with it, this is the kind of woman you wanna do it with -- right?"

• (Zach Braff) "When I was twelve, I'd close my eyes and picture what it would be like to be thirty and this is exactly what I saw: great friends, beautiful girlfriend. I should also mention that in that same fantasy Hulk Hogan was my live in bodyguard."

• (Zach Braff) "I'm in love with your daughter Stephen, Maybe that doesn't mean anything you but I'm standing here. You are her father, I am looking you in the eyes and I'm telling you I will do anything in the world to get your daughter back."
• (Tom Wilkinson) "Really?"
• (Zach Braff) "Really."
• (Tom Wilkinson) "Anything?"
• (Zach Braff) "I'll do anything."
• (Tom Wilkinson) "People say that, they don't mean it."
• (Zach Braff) "But I mean it."
• (Tom Wilkinson) "Well it's very simple -- do whatever it takes."
• (Zach Braff) "It's that simple?"
• (Tom Wilkinson) "Yes -- you can't fail if you don't give up."

Tom Wilkinson as Stephen

• (Tom Wilkinson) "Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts."

• (Tom Wilkinson) "You can't fail if you never give up"

• (Tom Wilkinson) "People know the truth. They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. Lie and you'll lose her."

• (Tom Wilkinson) "People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know."
• (Tom Wilkinson) "Lie and you will lose her."

Blythe Danner as Anna

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